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(University of Arizona)   This guy makes Westboro Baptist Church protest signs look sane   (wildcat.arizona.edu) divider line 329
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2013-04-25 11:51:37 AM  
Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").

Once I was confronted by a group of roving Christians:

Me- "How does anyone know for certain that God  exists?"
Head Pastor -"If you pray to God he will make himself known to you"
Me - grasps hands and prays "Dear Jesus, please let yourself be known to me for truth is more important than ignorance"
The group of roving x-tians look at me with their eyes wide. They were expecting a miracle.
Me -shrugs "Nope"
 
2013-04-25 11:57:06 AM  
Same mentality you see in conservative Islam.  Men can't keep it under control and in their pants, so the woman must conceal her body.

Sorry, your lack of control is your problem.  Not another's.
 
2013-04-25 11:58:01 AM  
These are professional trolls.
Don't try this at home.
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2013-04-25 12:00:17 PM  
OK by me as long as he is the rapee.
 
2013-04-25 12:01:48 PM  
Saxton, a junior studying classics and religious studies, said his sermon was meant to convey that "if you dress like a whore, act like a whore, you're probably going to get raped."

"I think that girls that dress and act like it," Saxton said, "they should realize that they do have partial responsibility, because I believe that they're pretty much asking for it."



I think what they meant was...

Saxton, an asshat, studying classics and religious studies, said his idiocy was meant to convey that "if you hold signs like a douche, act like a douche, you're probably going to get your ass kicked."

"I think that I'm a douche and act like it," Saxton said, "I should realize that I do have partial responsibility, because I believe that I'm pretty much asking for it."
 
2013-04-25 12:05:02 PM  
He also makes their signs look professional by comparison. Did he spend a whole 25 seconds creating that thing? It's embarrassing. No flames or pictures of the hooded rape guy or rape Lincoln.

Zero creativity.
 
2013-04-25 12:05:30 PM  
um... can't they both be insane?
 
2013-04-25 12:09:21 PM  
"It is free speech, but I still disagree that he should be able to call other people names and we can't call him names"


I don't know man, I think you can call him names. Call him whatever the fark you want.
 
2013-04-25 12:10:11 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").


Oh Brother Jed, splits his time between UA in the winter and UW-Madison in the summer.
Lead to my friend always yelling "WHERE IS JESUS WHEN IT'S -10*?" when he passed him.

Once asked him what his shirt was made of, he said "polyester and cotton." I told him he wore a tunic made of two cloth and the bible said I must stone him to death. He flipped the fark out saying that part of the bible didn't apply to him, it was fun
 
2013-04-25 12:15:23 PM  
Diogenes: Same mentality you see in conservative Islam.  Men can't keep it under control and in their pants, so the woman must conceal her body.

Sorry, your lack of control is your problem.  Not another's.


QFFT

/Christ what an asshole
 
2013-04-25 12:16:15 PM  
He does have an exciting Twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/brodeanIV

and a blog

http://deansaxton.wordpress.com/

Fascinating stuff.

And by that I mean brain rattling derp.
 
2013-04-25 12:26:05 PM  
 
2013-04-25 12:27:57 PM  
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2013-04-25 12:28:48 PM  
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2013-04-25 12:29:16 PM  
Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.
 
2013-04-25 12:29:39 PM  
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2013-04-25 12:32:03 PM  

brap: Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.


I don't think either of these shirts will help a brother get laid:

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2013-04-25 12:34:04 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: brap: Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.

I don't think either of these shirts will help a brother get laid:

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What an incredibly punchable face
 
2013-04-25 12:35:27 PM  
So that's his problem, he needs to get laid.  Somebody needs to tell him that women do not want to hear that shiat. He needs to mellow out and leave the religious shiat at home.
 
2013-04-25 12:40:32 PM  
Now THAT'S how you troll.
 
2013-04-25 12:41:44 PM  
Here's the thing. If someone were to take a lead pipe and beat the living snot out of this shiatbag, he would most certainly deserve it. And the person who did it would still be charged, convicted, and jailed for the offense. Why should rape be different?

I_Am_Weasel: He does have an exciting Twitter feed.

https://twitter.com/brodeanIV

and a blog

http://deansaxton.wordpress.com/

Fascinating stuff.

And by that I mean brain rattling derp.


As I said in the redlit thread, this word salad "FEMINISTS" image (right before "Virgin Pride" and "I'm a serial rapist" "Will you submit to me?" in the gallery) is truly inspired:
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2013-04-25 12:42:47 PM  

James!: So that's his problem, he needs to get laid.  Somebody needs to tell him that women do not want to hear that shiat. He needs to mellow out and leave the religious shiat at home.

 
2013-04-25 12:43:10 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: brap: Every campus seems have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.   And they always have a huge crowd.

Hell every fark thead seems to have one of these pay attention to me morans that say the derpiest thing they can to get a bit of attention.

I don't think either of these shirts will help a brother get laid:

[pbs.twimg.com image 478x846]

[pbs.twimg.com image 480x640]


That first shirt says that feminists 'make lousEy mothers' which I take to mean 'having many lice'.... interesting biological phenomenon.
 
2013-04-25 12:46:11 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: James!: So that's his problem, he needs to get laid.  Somebody needs to tell him that women do not want to hear that shiat. He needs to mellow out and leave the religious shiat at home.


Bah, threw my image away. It was a sigh that said "PORNO SEX IS SIN!"
 
2013-04-25 12:51:55 PM  

oldernell: OK by me as long as he is the rapee.


I have to say, were he raped, I wouldn't feel the least bit bad.  I would probably chortle a bit.
 
2013-04-25 12:54:35 PM  
So make a sign that says Im with stupid, go stand next to him for a while, have a few laughs and move on. Giving these people ANY attention is a victory for them.
 
2013-04-25 12:54:44 PM  
What I always find weird about these campus stories is how well protected anyones rights are regardless of what they're doing or how shocking it is.. It's like "Oh look, that's how it's supposed to work in the real world"..
 
2013-04-25 12:55:41 PM  
I just watched "Ghandi" yesterday.  I'm in a more forgiving mood.  We need to simply say to these people, "I think you're wrong, and I think you have been hurt somehow, to think this way.  I hope you can get past the hurt and realize that you're speaking from hate, fear and anger.  I hope you find a better person in your head than that."

Quote from the movie:  An eye for eye just gives us a world where everyone is blind.
 
2013-04-25 12:55:54 PM  
His face is punchable for so many different reasons, I'll need some new fangled technology to count them all.
 
2013-04-25 12:56:22 PM  
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2013-04-25 12:56:40 PM  

timujin: oldernell: OK by me as long as he is the rapee.

I have to say, were he raped, I wouldn't feel the least bit bad.  I would probably chortle a bit.


I said with his sign.....
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No problem. SOMEBODY should Rape Him. He's just *asking* for it. He's apparently offering. (i.e "Rape" is a verb, you deserve to be able to rape, or have rape or "get your rape on"....ergo......"COME AT ME BRO!!!!"
 
2013-04-25 12:56:43 PM  
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2013-04-25 12:57:07 PM  
These guys completely agree with them.
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2013-04-25 12:57:12 PM  

styckx: What I always find weird about these campus stories is how well protected anyones rights are regardless of what they're doing or how shocking it is.. It's like "Oh look, that's how it's supposed to work in the real world"..


Yeah you don't see these guys doing this at the Cubbyhole or Meow Mix or even the local biker bar, they'd be spitting up bloody chicklets.
 
2013-04-25 12:57:16 PM  
I hope this guy gets raped.

/not really
//but I probably won't cry if he does get raped
///gotta make slashies in threes
 
2013-04-25 12:57:20 PM  
Well, maybe he'll write an abstinence column for Fox News.
 
2013-04-25 12:57:30 PM  
Seems legit to me - as far as I know, that's what the Abrahamic faiths believe, and we do have freedom of religion, here.
I think that it's better for folks like that to talk - if that's what they're walking around thinking, I want to be aware of them.
 
2013-04-25 12:58:10 PM  
Sounds like someone needs some firsthand experience in what he is advocating.
 
2013-04-25 12:58:47 PM  
You deserve a rape today?
 
2013-04-25 12:58:58 PM  
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2013-04-25 12:59:01 PM  
You are correct subs
 
2013-04-25 12:59:22 PM  
Come for the rape, stay for the farkers in the comments debating which your/you're belongs were where.
 
2013-04-25 12:59:30 PM  

James!: So that's his problem, he needs to get laid.  Somebody needs to tell him that women do not want to hear that shiat. He needs to mellow out and leave the religious shiat at home.


I am not in favor of anything that will increase the odds of those genes propagating.
 
2013-04-25 12:59:43 PM  

Diogenes: Same mentality you see in conservative Islam.  Men can't keep it under control and in their pants, so the woman must conceal her body.

Sorry, your lack of control is your problem.  Not another's.


And we're done here............
/ I agree
 
2013-04-25 12:59:48 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: CapeFearCadaver: James!: So that's his problem, he needs to get laid.  Somebody needs to tell him that women do not want to hear that shiat. He needs to mellow out and leave the religious shiat at home.

Bah, threw my image away. It was a sigh that said "PORNO SEX IS SIN!"


Porno sex would be a great band name.  But seriously, what in the hell is porno sex?  Is it really that difficult to just say pornography is sin?  I guess so.
 
2013-04-25 12:59:56 PM  
See, when I first read that, I thought "Well, there are strains of theolgy out there that teach that because you're a sinner, you deserve everything bad that happens to you. I suppose rape would be a subset of those bad things..."

/ Those same religious strains also teach that the rapists deserve whatever happens to them
// Then God sends almost everyone to hell, and they all deserve that, too
 
2013-04-25 01:00:30 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x450]


I agree with that sign. He DOES deserve help.
 
2013-04-25 01:00:36 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Oh yes, my alma mater replete with angry Mall preachers. (The grass strip between buildings is called "the Mall").


ha.  99% sure the building behind him is the clinic.  he's standing right across from the planetarium, it appears.
 
2013-04-25 01:00:45 PM  
Ah, good ol' Dean. It's truly a pleasure to have him associated with our classics department.
 
2013-04-25 01:01:03 PM  
This is Grade A Derp-a-troll. He's conning everyone.
 
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