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(Celebslam)   Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend. Because there's only so many quality guys to meet in the fried foods aisle at the supermarket   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 19
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2013-04-25 04:06:42 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.


Seriously.  They need a Piggly Wiggly.

www.contentedits.com
2013-04-25 03:42:04 PM  
2 votes:
I like her on Big Bang Theory. She should just cut to the chase and propose to that kooky geek, Leonard.
2013-04-25 02:46:17 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Could be worse.  Michael Lohan wants to be his daughter's boyfriend.


Could be even worse, Billy Ray was Miley's first.
2013-04-25 02:43:49 PM  
2 votes:
I'd spear her with....... my........handpick.......

I'd have sex with her, alright?!?
2013-04-25 02:43:30 PM  
2 votes:

GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.


Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.
2013-04-25 08:16:07 PM  
1 votes:
Can Subby tell me on which planet fast food addicts look like this so I can move there? Thanks in advance.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-25 05:33:53 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: GalFriday: Where are her children?

Here's a shot of her with her kid, and another of her squatting (if you're into that sort of thing).

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2013-04-25 04:39:38 PM  
1 votes:
I'm sure he had lots of applicants to choose from....(not)
2013-04-25 04:35:07 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.

Sort of.  Do grocery stores in the South have fried food aisles?  I used to live in Western Kentucky, but I don't remember a fried food aisle at the Piggly Wiggly.



Maybe Publix has one.
2013-04-25 04:20:22 PM  
1 votes:
Add another for the 'Fried Food Aisle?'...that sounds farking awesome; America, you fat bastidges!
2013-04-25 04:08:12 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.


Sort of.  Do grocery stores in the South have fried food aisles?  I used to live in Western Kentucky, but I don't remember a fried food aisle at the Piggly Wiggly.
WGJ
2013-04-25 03:49:52 PM  
1 votes:
She has to hire somebody to push her cart so her and fat boy can hold hands?
2013-04-25 03:49:48 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.


I know right, are there grocery stores like this?
2013-04-25 03:41:16 PM  
1 votes:

mctwin2kman: At least she looks happy and not psychotic in recent pics.


She's probably taking some form of medication that ends in "-lam" or "-pam".
2013-04-25 03:20:10 PM  
1 votes:
Does he manage a Denny's?
2013-04-25 03:17:01 PM  
1 votes:
And Jessica Simpson's dad pretty much pimped her out.
2013-04-25 03:14:35 PM  
1 votes:
Went to the article and saw a headline with the words "Hayden Panettiere" and "implants"!
2013-04-25 02:40:40 PM  
1 votes:
David 'Lucky' Lucado
I didn't know she was dating a Prohibition-era gangster.
2013-04-25 02:37:50 PM  
1 votes:
They're no strangers to love.
 
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