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(Celebslam)   Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend. Because there's only so many quality guys to meet in the fried foods aisle at the supermarket   ( divider line 51
    More: Interesting, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, fried foods, American Star, contact music  
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2013-04-26 10:41:33 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Can Subby tell me on which planet fast food addicts look like this so I can move there? Thanks in advance.

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Sometimes that Britney, she looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about Britney, she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a  doll's eyes. When she comes after ya, she doesn't seem to be livin' until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the fried foods aisle turns red, and in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', she'll come in and rip ya to pieces.

I swear to god that chick's eyes freak me out.  Almost fetal alcohol syndrome looking.
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