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(Celebslam)   Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend. Because there's only so many quality guys to meet in the fried foods aisle at the supermarket   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 51
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2013-04-25 01:47:33 PM
 
2013-04-25 02:07:14 PM
Could be worse.  Michael Lohan wants to be his daughter's boyfriend.
 
2013-04-25 02:37:50 PM
They're no strangers to love.
 
2013-04-25 02:40:40 PM
David 'Lucky' Lucado
I didn't know she was dating a Prohibition-era gangster.
 
2013-04-25 02:42:40 PM
My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.
 
2013-04-25 02:43:30 PM

GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.


Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.
 
2013-04-25 02:43:49 PM
I'd spear her with....... my........handpick.......

I'd have sex with her, alright?!?
 
2013-04-25 02:44:37 PM
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2013-04-25 02:46:17 PM

Diogenes: Could be worse.  Michael Lohan wants to be his daughter's boyfriend.


Could be even worse, Billy Ray was Miley's first.
 
2013-04-25 03:01:04 PM

zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.


Me too.  That would be so cool.  Especially if they had fried ravioli.
 
2013-04-25 03:14:35 PM
Went to the article and saw a headline with the words "Hayden Panettiere" and "implants"!
 
2013-04-25 03:17:01 PM
And Jessica Simpson's dad pretty much pimped her out.
 
2013-04-25 03:19:23 PM

praymantis: Went to the article and saw a headline with the words "Hayden Panettiere" and "implants"!


From that tiny pic its obvious she does
 
2013-04-25 03:20:10 PM
Does he manage a Denny's?
 
2013-04-25 03:20:45 PM
www.usmagazine.com

She cleans up pretty good.
 
2013-04-25 03:28:33 PM
i151.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-25 03:32:22 PM
At least she looks happy and not psychotic in recent pics.
 
2013-04-25 03:41:16 PM

mctwin2kman: At least she looks happy and not psychotic in recent pics.


She's probably taking some form of medication that ends in "-lam" or "-pam".
 
2013-04-25 03:42:04 PM
I like her on Big Bang Theory. She should just cut to the chase and propose to that kooky geek, Leonard.
 
2013-04-25 03:48:12 PM
Where are her children?
 
2013-04-25 03:49:48 PM

GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.


I know right, are there grocery stores like this?
 
WGJ
2013-04-25 03:49:52 PM
She has to hire somebody to push her cart so her and fat boy can hold hands?
 
2013-04-25 03:53:05 PM

GalFriday: Where are her children?


Here's a shot of her with her kid, and another of her squatting (if you're into that sort of thing).

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2013-04-25 03:58:18 PM

zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.


yawl sound lak yankees.
 
2013-04-25 04:06:42 PM

vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.


Seriously.  They need a Piggly Wiggly.

www.contentedits.com
 
2013-04-25 04:08:12 PM

vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.


Sort of.  Do grocery stores in the South have fried food aisles?  I used to live in Western Kentucky, but I don't remember a fried food aisle at the Piggly Wiggly.
 
2013-04-25 04:11:11 PM
She's looking good nowadays... and sane.
 
2013-04-25 04:20:22 PM
Add another for the 'Fried Food Aisle?'...that sounds farking awesome; America, you fat bastidges!
 
2013-04-25 04:35:07 PM

GalFriday: vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.

Sort of.  Do grocery stores in the South have fried food aisles?  I used to live in Western Kentucky, but I don't remember a fried food aisle at the Piggly Wiggly.



Maybe Publix has one.
 
2013-04-25 04:39:38 PM
I'm sure he had lots of applicants to choose from....(not)
 
2013-04-25 04:45:21 PM

Brick-House: Diogenes: Could be worse.  Michael Lohan wants to be his daughter's boyfriend.

Could be even worse, Billy Ray was Miley's first.


Get off me Pop.  You're squishing my Skoal can...
 
2013-04-25 04:48:05 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 364x600]
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I would pay good money to see somebody besides me tongue-punch her fartbox.
 
2013-04-25 04:51:17 PM

WGJ: She has to hire somebody to push her cart so her and fat boy can hold hands?


No need to be jealous. She's creating jobs.
 
2013-04-25 04:52:00 PM
I'd take a divot out of her fairway.
 
2013-04-25 05:00:39 PM

T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 448x336]


Does his shirt say "You are here"?
 
2013-04-25 05:13:09 PM

give me doughnuts: GalFriday: vudukungfu: zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

yawl sound lak yankees.

Sort of.  Do grocery stores in the South have fried food aisles?  I used to live in Western Kentucky, but I don't remember a fried food aisle at the Piggly Wiggly.


Maybe Publix has one.


Publix is too fancy for that.  Maybe Winn-Dixie.
 
2013-04-25 05:20:14 PM
seriously....just leave Britney alone!
 
2013-04-25 05:29:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: GalFriday: Where are her children?

Here's a shot of her with her kid, and another of her squatting (if you're into that sort of thing).


Poops coming out.

/whatever they're paying the boyfriend, I'll bang her for less.
 
2013-04-25 05:33:53 PM

Wellon Dowd: GalFriday: Where are her children?

Here's a shot of her with her kid, and another of her squatting (if you're into that sort of thing).

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2013-04-25 05:40:09 PM
So how crazy is she?  Isn't she legally incapable of handling her own decisions, or something?
 
2013-04-25 07:11:07 PM
I remember about 12 years ago I would have glady used her panties as a coffee filter if given the opportunity.

/What happened?
 
2013-04-25 07:13:44 PM

Saiga410: T-Servo: [i151.photobucket.com image 448x336]

Does his shirt say "You are here"?


Huh, he really does look like that guy, didn't even think of it at first.

And as always in Britney Spears threads, Britney, if you're ever lonely and want someone's face to wrap those thick ol' legs around, call me!
 
2013-04-25 08:16:07 PM
Can Subby tell me on which planet fast food addicts look like this so I can move there? Thanks in advance.

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2013-04-25 10:59:13 PM
I realize that her money and looks probably attract a lot of creeps, but I find it hard to believe that someone has to pay a non-asshole to be with her.
 
2013-04-25 11:24:07 PM

Wellon Dowd: Here's a shot of her with her kid, and another of her squatting (if you're into that sort of thing).


I am. Into that sort of thing.
 
2013-04-26 12:14:35 AM
Wartime Consiglieri:

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Hey, Brit? Can the belly ring. So 90's, so tacky. You aren't a teenage pop star anymore. You are a mom with kids. Belly rings were GAWD AWFUL when they were "in style." You have an excuse to get rid of it and take another step towards adulthood. The fact you can see its profile through your shirt should have been a tip-off.

I'll mention wearing the flip flop shower beach shoes in public at another time.
 
2013-04-26 01:44:04 AM
I rather liked her when her first song came out.. course, she was a brunette back then.
 
2013-04-26 04:17:19 AM
Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend.

I can't believe they missed that reality show opportunity.
 
2013-04-26 09:49:53 AM
I am 100% positive that with my loving attention I could get her back into her prime shape.  She still looks pretty good now, way above average, and the rich part maybe balances against crazy.  As a guy who was in my late teens when her "baby one more time" video came out, I would penis her pretty much no matter what.

No need to pay me, I'd do it pro boner.
 
2013-04-26 10:12:29 AM

Alphax: I rather liked her when her first song came out.. course, she was a brunette back then.


And 15 years old if I remember...
 
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