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(Orlando Sentinel)   A woman told police the suspect was masturbating "so hard that his whole body was shaking." Apparently, that's inappropriate behavior on a beach   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 24
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2013-04-25 11:52:54 AM  
7 votes:
www.sandypalmsbahamas.com
2013-04-25 11:59:42 AM  
4 votes:
Where else would you go on a date with Pamela Handerson?
2013-04-25 11:50:19 AM  
4 votes:
BATTER UP!!!
Baby batter that is.
2013-04-25 12:59:35 PM  
2 votes:

d23: offmymeds: themasterdebater: Coming from a woman who thinks her privates are dirty and would never touch them in her life.... I expected as much.

Maybe she just needs

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Off subject, but it says "Feminine douche."  What is masculine douche?  Someone not at work GIS that for me, please!


Does this pic should help?


www.contactmusic.com
2013-04-25 12:34:55 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-25 12:31:46 PM  
2 votes:
Huh huh! Huh huh!

images.sodahead.com

His name is Slow-Cum!

Huh huh!
2013-04-25 11:46:00 AM  
2 votes:
"And soon thereafter he exploded in to flames...."
2013-04-25 11:44:14 AM  
2 votes:
That's called "climaxing".

I'm sure the sand is clumping up now like kitty litter.
2013-04-25 07:20:03 PM  
1 votes:
media.247sports.com
2013-04-25 02:39:42 PM  
1 votes:

colon_pow: Tanukis_Parachute: stuff: DROxINxTHExWIND: And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:

5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.

I would have gone with gaping bungholes.  What is with porno's recent obsession with gaping bungholes?  I'm watching a nice, sedate, pedestrian porno and then *BAM* all the sudden we're performing a colorectal exam.  I mean who wants to search for cancerous polyps with their junk in their hand?   Is this like crowd sourcing your healthcare?  I don't think the "wisdom of crowds" applies to cancer screenings.  Maybe if they had one of those cancer sniffing dogs in the scene...

i am definately not into gaping bungholes...can take the close up of the penis in the vagina and it can be a little agressive but the bunghole...the rough stuff there just sort of makes me  fast foward thru or cover my eyes for a minute till they are done trying to show her appendix.

BUNGHOLE THREAD!!!


farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-04-25 01:46:42 PM  
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:

5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.


I would have gone with gaping bungholes.  What is with porno's recent obsession with gaping bungholes?  I'm watching a nice, sedate, pedestrian porno and then *BAM* all the sudden we're performing a colorectal exam.  I mean who wants to search for cancerous polyps with their junk in their hand?   Is this like crowd sourcing your healthcare?  I don't think the "wisdom of crowds" applies to cancer screenings.  Maybe if they had one of those cancer sniffing dogs in the scene...
2013-04-25 01:29:55 PM  
1 votes:
He gave himself a Rusty Venture?
2013-04-25 01:10:44 PM  
1 votes:
StrikitRich:  Does this pic should help?


Proof reading usually does help.
2013-04-25 12:40:04 PM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Was it shaking for the entire process, or just as he got down to the vinegar strokes?



He seems lke the type of guy who likes to keep himself on the edge of the launching pad.
2013-04-25 12:38:10 PM  
1 votes:
And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:

5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.

4. A picture of your grandparents

3. A police officer headed in your direction

2. The little "buffering" symbol on your computer

...and the number one thing that you do NOT want to see when you're masturbating...

1. your child standing in the doorway looking scared and confused
2013-04-25 12:17:22 PM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: Maybe she just needs


Sorry, women need to know that salt, soda or homemade solutions are not the way to go.

merrillmarkoe.com
2013-04-25 12:15:46 PM  
1 votes:
I hope he was in Captain Morgan pose as he was whackin it
2013-04-25 11:55:38 AM  
1 votes:
"His whole body was shaking."
Damn, that must have been a good one. Most men just make a face and get up like nothing happened.
2013-04-25 11:55:04 AM  
1 votes:
He was doing it right.
2013-04-25 11:52:06 AM  
1 votes:
Now has this song in my head...

media.tumblr.com


\as do you..
2013-04-25 11:48:07 AM  
1 votes:
Cops noted in their report that Slocumb was sober before hauling him to the pokey.

That surely took the wind out of his sail.


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Likes the cut of your jib.
2013-04-25 11:47:25 AM  
1 votes:
He must have been using the 'Reverse Overhand' grip.
2013-04-25 11:42:01 AM  
1 votes:
Why can't people just mind their own business?
2013-04-25 08:47:13 AM  
1 votes:
Smathers Beach.  That's about right.
 
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