d23: offmymeds: themasterdebater: Coming from a woman who thinks her privates are dirty and would never touch them in her life.... I expected as much.Maybe she just needs[i.ebayimg.com image 300x275]Off subject, but it says "Feminine douche." What is masculine douche? Someone not at work GIS that for me, please!
colon_pow: Tanukis_Parachute: stuff: DROxINxTHExWIND: And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.I would have gone with gaping bungholes. What is with porno's recent obsession with gaping bungholes? I'm watching a nice, sedate, pedestrian porno and then *BAM* all the sudden we're performing a colorectal exam. I mean who wants to search for cancerous polyps with their junk in their hand? Is this like crowd sourcing your healthcare? I don't think the "wisdom of crowds" applies to cancer screenings. Maybe if they had one of those cancer sniffing dogs in the scene...i am definately not into gaping bungholes...can take the close up of the penis in the vagina and it can be a little agressive but the bunghole...the rough stuff there just sort of makes me fast foward thru or cover my eyes for a minute till they are done trying to show her appendix.BUNGHOLE THREAD!!!
DROxINxTHExWIND: And now, the Top 5 things that you absolutely do NOT want to see when you're in the middle of yanking one out:5. The close-up porno camera angle showing the penis pumping into the vagina.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Was it shaking for the entire process, or just as he got down to the vinegar strokes?
offmymeds: Maybe she just needs
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