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(WTVR)   NFL player busted with BOX of condoms during prostitution sting. What exactly did he think he'd get for $100?   (wtvr.com) divider line 45
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2013-04-25 08:07:32 AM
Is a legitimate argument that since he's on the brown's defense, he can't stop scoring?
 
WGJ
2013-04-25 08:12:33 AM
I feel safer.
 
2013-04-25 08:12:43 AM
Legalize it!!!!
 
2013-04-25 08:15:03 AM
What a lot of pro athletes do is they pay the rent for women they're interested in.  Typically they can come and go as they please in such arrangements. The cops don't see that as prostitution.  I wonder why Groves didn't do that.
 
2013-04-25 08:17:15 AM
You gotta admire the 24/7 NFL PR machine, they can swoop in with a canned statement of family-values contrition anytime, anywhere.
 
2013-04-25 08:17:16 AM

GentDirkly: What a lot of pro athletes do is they pay the rent for women they're interested in.  Typically they can come and go as they please in such arrangements. The cops don't see that as prostitution.  I wonder why Groves didn't do that.


Because he's a linebacker and not a quarterback
 
2013-04-25 08:17:32 AM
I dunno, maybe it was like a variety pack? Small, medium, large, ribbed, lubed, etc? Kinda like chocolates, where she can choose the one(s) she wants?
 
2013-04-25 08:27:49 AM

moothemagiccow: GentDirkly: What a lot of pro athletes do is they pay the rent for women they're interested in.  Typically they can come and go as they please in such arrangements. The cops don't see that as prostitution.  I wonder why Groves didn't do that.

Because he's a linebacker and not a quarterback


He still makes about a million per year.  When he played for the Jags one of his teammates was caught in that situation.  A defensive lineman, not a QB.  A woman he had been paying rent for accused him of beating her but cops found no evidence that this actually happened.
 
2013-04-25 08:32:52 AM

xaks: I dunno, maybe it was like a variety pack? Small, medium, large, ribbed, lubed, etc? Kinda like chocolates, where she can choose the one(s) she wants?


I'm guessing she'll want the small- in that business it's quantity over quality.
 
2013-04-25 08:34:21 AM
Box of condoms... MSOG
 
2013-04-25 08:42:25 AM
Prostitution really needs to be legalized. That Zumba escort in Maine had been servicing mayors, lawyers, doctors, etc. If she hadn't been so stupid as to record everything and post it on line so that her Zumba clients and even her landlord could see she was running an escort service, she would have got away with it.
 
2013-04-25 08:45:08 AM
Call letters are WTVR?

Whatever.
 
2013-04-25 08:46:11 AM

xaks: I dunno, maybe it was like a variety pack? Small, medium, large, ribbed, lubed, etc? Kinda like chocolates, where she can choose the one(s) she wants?


Article on PFT said magnums. Must've felt lucky.

/punk
 
2013-04-25 08:47:24 AM
Unless you are getting it from a vending machine they all come in boxes. Article didnt say how big of a box. Subby's virginity is showing.
 
2013-04-25 08:48:46 AM
Article says $195 in cash, which doesn't seem like an unreasonable amount for Virginia.
 
2013-04-25 08:49:48 AM
What exactly did he think he'd get for $100?

The clap... hence the rubbas.
 
2013-04-25 08:51:01 AM
An entire BOX?  Like SIX condoms?  Or the way condoms are SOLD?  What's next, someone being caught with an entire BOTTLE of liquor?
 
2013-04-25 08:53:07 AM
So cops can seize your money and such for a prostitution bust ...is this just some way of topping up their salaries
 
2013-04-25 09:05:37 AM

cajunns: So cops can seize your money and such for a prostitution bust ...is this just some way of topping up their salaries


In most places, they can seize your vehicle and you don't get it back.
 
2013-04-25 09:06:31 AM
Isn't this guy farked enough already?  He is playing for the Browns.
 
2013-04-25 09:11:11 AM
It says "NFL Player"  in the headline and article, but then it says he plays for the Cleveland Browns.  What gives?
 
2013-04-25 09:22:26 AM
A friend of mine was the head if security at the hotel the Broncos stayed at on Saturday nights before home games.  He said the parade of whores was Vegas convention worthy.
 
2013-04-25 09:40:02 AM
BOX
 
2013-04-25 10:03:13 AM
Should condoms should come in clamshell packaging?

More news at 11.
 
2013-04-25 10:03:37 AM

Popcorn Johnny: cajunns: So cops can seize your money and such for a prostitution bust ...is this just some way of topping up their salaries

In most places, they can seize your vehicle and you don't get it back.


In Michigan, a few of the localities have run this awesome scam -- set up a prostitution sting, seize the vehicles for everyone who shows up, give them a small ticket for disorderly conduct or such, charge them like $1,500 to get their cars back.
 
2013-04-25 10:26:38 AM

GentDirkly: moothemagiccow: GentDirkly: What a lot of pro athletes do is they pay the rent for women they're interested in.  Typically they can come and go as they please in such arrangements. The cops don't see that as prostitution.  I wonder why Groves didn't do that.

Because he's a linebacker and not a quarterback

He still makes about a million per year.  When he played for the Jags one of his teammates was caught in that situation.  A defensive lineman, not a QB.  A woman he had been paying rent for accused him of beating her but cops found no evidence that this actually happened.


Steve McNair does not approve.
 
2013-04-25 10:31:48 AM

Yes please: An entire BOX?  Like SIX condoms?  Or the way condoms are SOLD?  What's next, someone being caught with an entire BOTTLE of liquor?


This.  Subby must not have much experience with this sort of thing.
 
2013-04-25 10:52:02 AM
He should be praised for being safe.
 
2013-04-25 10:52:43 AM

GentDirkly: What a lot of pro athletes do is they pay the rent for women they're interested in.  Typically they can come and go as they please in such arrangements. The cops don't see that as prostitution.  I wonder why Groves didn't do that.


He tried cutting out the middle man (uncle sam gotto get his taxes ;) )
 
2013-04-25 11:03:32 AM

groppet: He should be praised for being safe.


I was going to say...first we sanctimoniously lecture them about using condoms when they have an illegitimate kid (like condoms always work), then we use condoms as evidence against them in prostitution stings.
 
2013-04-25 11:11:05 AM

IAmRight: groppet: He should be praised for being safe.

I was going to say...first we sanctimoniously lecture them about using condoms when they have an illegitimate kid (like condoms always work), then we use condoms as evidence against them in prostitution stings.


There's certainly who think that using condoms as evidence in prosecuting prostitutes means that there's going to be a lot more prostitutes going around not using condoms.
 
2013-04-25 11:12:55 AM
I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds; I'm ready to plow!
 
2013-04-25 11:19:05 AM
at a Cleveland-area hotel.

At least he wasn't going to Baltimore in the middle of the night.
 
2013-04-25 11:20:05 AM
Hes just trying to avoid the big NFL out-the-gays thing the media is doing now
 
2013-04-25 11:35:48 AM
Four months till preseason starts and already a Cleveland Brown has failed to score.  Looks like another long season, sigh.
 
2013-04-25 12:03:32 PM
Don't worry subby, some day you'll get laid and on that fine day you'll perhaps discover that a box of condoms holds 6. Now a case or a palette, that would be something.
 
2013-04-25 01:39:29 PM
What kind of hooker for$100?
ts1.mm.bing.net
This!
 
2013-04-25 02:13:36 PM
What exactly did he think he'd get for $100?

www.inpapasbasement.com

Everything he wants...times ten?
 
2013-04-25 03:08:25 PM

m1ke: I got my magnum condoms and a wad of hundreds; I'm ready to plow!


That might be my favorite frank line on that show.
 
2013-04-25 03:30:38 PM

xaks: I dunno, maybe it was like a variety pack? Small, medium, large, ribbed, lubed, etc? Kinda like chocolates, where she can choose the one(s) she wants?


and to decide which one she wants, she pokes holes in them
 
2013-04-25 07:44:19 PM
Is this some kind of Bust??
Why yes, yes it is...........
 
2013-04-25 10:51:00 PM
http://www.ibtimes.com/lb-prostitution-sting-cleveland-browns-lineback er-quentin-groves-arrested-1215591a more informative link. If full-service is $100 why is it $20 extra for anal? If we agree on full service dammit, I will pee on you. Don't complain, you said full-service.
 
2013-04-25 10:54:09 PM
http://www.ibtimes.com/lb-prostitution-sting-cleveland-browns-lineback er-quentin-groves-arrested-1215591I normally don't link WebPages from my phone. My Boobies shows why.
 
2013-04-25 10:56:22 PM
Ok, looks like that runs together no matter how many spaces I add. Stupid windows phone.
 
2013-04-26 03:15:22 AM
Sigh...The Browns of course
 
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