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2013-04-25 09:47:53 AM  
why is this in the sports tab?
 
2013-04-25 09:52:19 AM  

Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?


Because fark you that's why.
 
2013-04-25 10:05:24 AM  

Gunny Highway: Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?

Because fark you that's why.


This, pretty much
 
2013-04-25 10:11:20 AM  
I have missed the past few weeks.  Missed out on Petey's return which sucks.  I am going to have to catch up before tonight.

Still cant believe Pearce getting cut was not a work.  He worked in PR earlier this week with Joe, Kaz, Daniels, Storm.  You would think those guys have some pull in the TNA locker room.
 
2013-04-25 10:12:27 AM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

You are welcome.
 
2013-04-25 10:17:43 AM  

Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?


Why is TNA even a thread?
 
2013-04-25 10:19:46 AM  

natural316: Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?

Why is TNA even a thread?


Becuase fark you that's why.
 
2013-04-25 10:28:06 AM  
Rip Rogers suggestions for fixing the WWE:

1. To have time limits in all matches in TV and house show matches-expiration of time matches etc . Pre match instructions in ring or telling people they have been gone over in dressing room earlier .

2. Cage matches where the in only way u can win is pin or submission- no chickenshiat who ever runs away first is the winner.

3. A Wwe legends tour - who wouldn't want to c HTM, Jake,Bundy,Piper,The Genius. Bret Hart,Sarge,the Animal,Tito, Cowboy?

4. Legends vs today's stars with legends putting over new stars on TV

5. Wwe gutcheck local wrestler vs star from where raw or smackdown is telecast from

6. Either hire the girls from Shimmer to wrestle or actually teach ur girls to wrestle

7. Stability in character: Let a guy b a heel for at least two years before u turn him-tweeners mean nothing - too many turns And people won't believe or care!!!

8. Less belts- too many belts - who is the champ - like other sports

9. Bring back mgrs!!!Capt Lou, Freddy ,Jimmy Hart,Grand Wizard, The Brain Make new ones like it used to be.

10. Upsets on every TV show clean in the middle like any other sport

11. Finally give King Regal the long wrestling run he deserves !!!

12. Start some shows with a match already in progress . Go off the air with TV time remaining . Announce if there is extra

13. Bring back real tag teams - tag team matches where the face is in jeopardy and is desperately trying to get away and tag out Instead if killing the heels heat and getting in a big move to half assed kill the hot tag

14. Changing entrances , limited music, camera shots- only Austin or the Rock should climb the buckle - if all do it it mean Nothing!!! All wrestlers r not clean up hitters- some r lead off hitters/,treat as such

15. Limit ur covers and some should b a one or zero count and one and a half and two progressing to a 2 and a half count

16. Covers, and kick outs not a shoulder up until the main event so it means something
 
2013-04-25 11:03:36 AM  
AJ in the rafters.  In the thread title.  I'm touched.

/someday I'll borrow my (retired) father's Photoshop and do it up right.
 
2013-04-25 11:53:36 AM  

I'm Captain Steroid, and after last week's thread, I AM...

i1182.photobucket.com

... the Last Man Standing Champion! XD


Since it's Thursday, that means the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World is on the line as well!

i6.photobucket.com
Currently in Day 14 of FirstNationalBastard's reign of terror.



Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and FNB retains until next week.

I have a doctor's appointment late this afternoon, so, hopefully, I won't miss the whole show. -_-'

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers!
 
2013-04-25 12:40:42 PM  
what's with the ponies?
 
2013-04-25 01:20:25 PM  

Iceman208481: what's with the ponies?


Because fu...

Actually, Ponies appear in the wrestling threads a lot. Steroid was Patient Zero, and it spread.

Anyway, The Hulkster doesn't need to strap-on anything, he has an orange Pringles can to do the deed.
 
2013-04-25 02:46:45 PM  

Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?


I know.  Should be in "Entertainment".
 
2013-04-25 02:53:15 PM  
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.

Now ponies in the wrestling thread.

/just sayin'
 
2013-04-25 03:25:05 PM  
images.t-nation.com
 
2013-04-25 04:46:49 PM  
Why isn't this in the Sports tab? o_o'
 
2013-04-25 07:06:19 PM  
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2013-04-25 07:07:22 PM  

Banned on the Run: Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?

I know.  Should be in "Entertainment".


Y'all are cute.  Really.

/thanks for padding the thread
 
2013-04-25 07:07:30 PM  
robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR
 
2013-04-25 07:17:01 PM  

tbaughm: [images.t-nation.com image 599x479]


Hey  tbaughm, do you have the original of that?

/never gets old
 
2013-04-25 07:18:50 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR


Sweet!  Like I said, I couldn't imagine Taker agreeing to take The Shield's finisher through a table at his age for offcamera stuff.   And fark, having followed Ambrose since the Jon Moxley days and he's in a singles match with a legend like Taker?  Gotta make sure to watch.
 
2013-04-25 07:35:37 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR

Sweet!  Like I said, I couldn't imagine Taker agreeing to take The Shield's finisher through a table at his age for offcamera stuff.   And fark, having followed Ambrose since the Jon Moxley days and he's in a singles match with a legend like Taker?  Gotta make sure to watch.


Indeed. I think that Taker is going to go out giving a few young guys the pops they need. If he can drag some good matches out of his body for one more year and retire at WM next year? Could do the WWE a world of good.
 
2013-04-25 07:39:52 PM  

my lip balm addiction: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR

Sweet!  Like I said, I couldn't imagine Taker agreeing to take The Shield's finisher through a table at his age for offcamera stuff.   And fark, having followed Ambrose since the Jon Moxley days and he's in a singles match with a legend like Taker?  Gotta make sure to watch.

Indeed. I think that Taker is going to go out giving a few young guys the pops they need. If he can drag some good matches out of his body for one more year and retire at WM next year? Could do the WWE a world of good.


What did Taker say about Punk?  "He is one of us."  Something like that.

I think he recognizes the guys that worked the road to get to the WWE and wants put some of those guys over before he leaves.
 
2013-04-25 07:40:13 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Banned on the Run: Iceman208481: why is this in the sports tab?

I know.  Should be in "Entertainment".

Y'all are cute.  Really.

/thanks for padding the thread


Cuts down on me having to post armbar every 20 or so posts
 
2013-04-25 07:40:37 PM  

my lip balm addiction: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR

Sweet!  Like I said, I couldn't imagine Taker agreeing to take The Shield's finisher through a table at his age for offcamera stuff.   And fark, having followed Ambrose since the Jon Moxley days and he's in a singles match with a legend like Taker?  Gotta make sure to watch.

Indeed. I think that Taker is going to go out giving a few young guys the pops they need. If he can drag some good matches out of his body for one more year and retire at WM next year? Could do the WWE a world of good.



You think Vince cares about doing the WWE a world of good?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-25 07:42:06 PM  
22 posts in and only 4 have been related to anything currently going on in TNA, lol. Is this gonna be one of those nights, or do you cats think we will have anything good to talk about?

/like Iron Sheik telling the Hulk Hogan to go fark himself
//or Chyna's clenis
///the good things in life
 
2013-04-25 07:42:48 PM  

Gunny Highway: my lip balm addiction: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR

Sweet!  Like I said, I couldn't imagine Taker agreeing to take The Shield's finisher through a table at his age for offcamera stuff.   And fark, having followed Ambrose since the Jon Moxley days and he's in a singles match with a legend like Taker?  Gotta make sure to watch.

Indeed. I think that Taker is going to go out giving a few young guys the pops they need. If he can drag some good matches out of his body for one more year and retire at WM next year? Could do the WWE a world of good.

What did Taker say about Punk?  "He is one of us."  Something like that.

I think he recognizes the guys that worked the road to get to the WWE and wants put some of those guys over before he leaves.


We can only hope.
 
2013-04-25 07:43:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82, I was wrong and had bad info. The big spoilery match is now said to be airing on Smackdown. The place that said it was a dark match posted that it appears the match is the main event (but the other stuff was dark match). Might want to set the DVR

Sweet!  Like I said, I couldn't imagine Taker agreeing to take The Shield's finisher through a table at his age for offcamera stuff.   And fark, having followed Ambrose since the Jon Moxley days and he's in a singles match with a legend like Taker?  Gotta make sure to watch.

Indeed. I think that Taker is going to go out giving a few young guys the pops they need. If he can drag some good matches out of his body for one more year and retire at WM next year? Could do the WWE a world of good.


You think Vince cares about doing the WWE a world of good?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 256x144]


Thank you FNB for grabbing the low hanging fruit.  :)  I knew someone would get a pony kick out of that comment!
 
2013-04-25 07:43:47 PM  

my lip balm addiction: 22 posts in and only 4 have been related to anything currently going on in TNA, lol. Is this gonna be one of those nights, or do you cats think we will have anything good to talk about?

/like Iron Sheik telling the Hulk Hogan to go fark himself
//or Chyna's clenis
///the good things in life


I post a picture of WTTOTW and not a peep.
 
2013-04-25 07:45:31 PM  

Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.


When did that happen, hadn't heard.
 
2013-04-25 07:47:41 PM  
I'll be god Damned if this crap isn't spreading....

Quality shows barely get a weekly thread.. But wrestling gets 3?

Good grief.
 
2013-04-25 07:48:42 PM  

robsul82: Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.

When did that happen, hadn't heard.


http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_69122.shtml

Paul Bearer said it in a interview last year.
 
2013-04-25 07:50:46 PM  

Karate Explosion: I'll be god Damned if this crap isn't spreading....

Quality shows barely get a weekly thread.. But wrestling gets 3?

Good grief.


2.
 
2013-04-25 07:51:35 PM  

Karate Explosion: I'll be god Damned if this crap isn't spreading....

Quality shows barely get a weekly thread.. But wrestling gets 3?

Good grief.


Your quality show suck.  Our sucky show are quality.  See how that works, mark?
 
2013-04-25 07:53:08 PM  

Gunny Highway: Karate Explosion: I'll be god Damned if this crap isn't spreading....

Quality shows barely get a weekly thread.. But wrestling gets 3?

Good grief.

Your quality show suck.  Our sucky show are quality.  See how that works, mark?


My name isn't mark, fool.
 
2013-04-25 07:53:17 PM  
YOU GOT THE TOUCH!

TNA time.
 
2013-04-25 07:55:30 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.

When did that happen, hadn't heard.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_69122.shtml

Paul Bearer said it in a interview last year.


Oh, that's cool.  Getting past the jeans must've been done by that point, lol.
 
2013-04-25 07:56:07 PM  
An eye for an eye? a tooth for a tooth? vote for him and he'll set you free? Rap on brother, rap on.
 
2013-04-25 07:57:16 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.

When did that happen, hadn't heard.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_69122.shtml

Paul Bearer said it in a interview last year.


"Taker introduced me to him and Taker's exact words to me were: 'Punk - he's one of us.' That was how I was introduced to C.M. Punk by The Undertaker. For him to say that about a talent, that just means everything in the world. And to say, 'He's one of us,' that just meant something to that little group that was there."

I can imagine that that spoke volumes to all within earshot. If only Vince could have heard it..
 
2013-04-25 07:58:31 PM  

robsul82: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.

When did that happen, hadn't heard.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_69122.shtml

Paul Bearer said it in a interview last year.

Oh, that's cool.  Getting past the jeans must've been done by that point, lol.


Yeah, I was pretty pumped.  Now DB working with him and the match from SD!  All good shiat.

People on the internet would have called you crazy five years ago if you had told them DB and Moxely would be working with Taker.
 
2013-04-25 08:01:46 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.

When did that happen, hadn't heard.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_69122.shtml

Paul Bearer said it in a interview last year.

Oh, that's cool.  Getting past the jeans must've been done by that point, lol.

Yeah, I was pretty pumped.  Now DB working with him and the match from SD!  All good shiat.

People on the internet would have called you crazy five years ago if you had told them DB and Moxely would be working with Taker.


Danielson, Punk, Moxley, Tyler Black...definitely crazy when you think about it.
 
2013-04-25 08:02:07 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Gunny Highway: What did Taker say about Punk? "He is one of us." Something like that.

When did that happen, hadn't heard.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_69122.shtml

Paul Bearer said it in a interview last year.

"Taker introduced me to him and Taker's exact words to me were: 'Punk - he's one of us.' That was how I was introduced to C.M. Punk by The Undertaker. For him to say that about a talent, that just means everything in the world. And to say, 'He's one of us,' that just meant something to that little group that was there."

I can imagine that that spoke volumes to all within earshot. If only Vince could have heard it..


...he would have gotten angry, pushed Ryback harder, and masturbated to Flex magazine.
 
2013-04-25 08:04:04 PM  
"The Cowboy immediately...err, in 30 seconds or so immediately realizes he had to give up."
 
2013-04-25 08:04:40 PM  
"Sorry 'bout your damn luck"

What is "what is said to everyone who signs with TNA?"
 
2013-04-25 08:07:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: "Sorry 'bout your damn luck"

What is "what is said to everyone who signs with TNA?"


HA. Excellent.
 
2013-04-25 08:07:06 PM  
LIAR!

3!

3 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER!

www.mondophonic.com
 
2013-04-25 08:07:41 PM  
Fartknockers.

*Cena seen scribbling notes*
 
2013-04-25 08:08:36 PM  
"Travis Tritt"?

Wow, they really are shooting for the ca. 1997 WCW audience.
 
2013-04-25 08:08:46 PM  
Travis Tritt. LOL.
 
2013-04-25 08:09:11 PM  
Oh, look, an episode of Sons of Anarchy has broken out.
 
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