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(Huffington Post)   "My disastrous one-night stand with Kathy Griffin" - a headline that justifies the existence of the scary tag   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 89
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2013-04-25 10:17:38 AM  
After some small talk I don't recall, Kathy Griffin asked me to drive her to her car where she made it easy for me to make out with her. The next night I showed up at her apartment for a date. We stood there not even two minutes deciding what we should do, when she announced, "I'm wet."

I give her credit, she's certainly done her part in dispelling the stereotype that women play hard to get.
 
2013-04-25 10:24:14 AM  
And not a single fark...

Seriously, this could have been interesting.  Had it not occurred over 20 years ago.

Turning the "tell-all" tables on Griffin could be pretty funny.  This is just meh.
 
2013-04-25 11:18:11 AM  
There, that satisfied any desire I may have had to have sex with her.
 
2013-04-25 11:19:41 AM  

miss diminutive: I give her credit, she's certainly done her part in dispelling the stereotype that women play hard to get.


What about young and attractive women? Why is it when they lose all their physical appeal, THEN they're all open and fun?
 
2013-04-25 11:20:10 AM  
Now I want to punch her in the face, for perpetuating the "all women are crazy" stereotype.
 
2013-04-25 11:23:20 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: miss diminutive: I give her credit, she's certainly done her part in dispelling the stereotype that women play hard to get.

What about young and attractive women? Why is it when they lose all their physical appeal, THEN they're all open and fun?


Supply and demand?
 
2013-04-25 11:24:28 AM  

Quantum Apostrophe: miss diminutive: I give her credit, she's certainly done her part in dispelling the stereotype that women play hard to get.

What about young and attractive women? Why is it when they lose all their physical appeal, THEN they're all open and fun?


Because guys are no longer paying any atten......oh...never mind.
 
2013-04-25 11:25:36 AM  
Longest. night. ever.
 
2013-04-25 11:42:33 AM  
I'm betting that coochie has more bugs than a rain forest
 
2013-04-25 11:44:37 AM  
Somebody found Kathy Griffin attractive? Her voice is enough to make even the most erect penis flaccid within seconds.
 
2013-04-25 11:48:35 AM  

Here he is talking about it on Norm Macdonald's video podcast. Link (NSFW Language)


Also, I hightly recommend checking out Norm's podcast. It's farking hilarious!

 
2013-04-25 11:50:56 AM  
If given the opportunity, I certainly would have hit a mid 30s Kathy Griffin.
 
2013-04-25 11:52:24 AM  

Teufelaffe: If given the opportunity, I certainly would have hit a mid 30s Kathy Griffin.


I might have too, but I sure wouldn't tell anyone.
 
2013-04-25 12:00:36 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Teufelaffe: If given the opportunity, I certainly would have hit a mid 30s Kathy Griffin.

I might have too, but I sure wouldn't tell anyone.


moped?
 
2013-04-25 12:02:57 PM  

Teufelaffe: If given the opportunity, I certainly would have hit a mid 30s Kathy Griffin.


Yes, but there is rarely a cinder block around at times like that when you really need one.
 
2013-04-25 12:04:13 PM  
I'd hit that now. She could be any redhead when you're hittin' it doggystyle. And she's got a rockin' body, you can't deny that.
 
2013-04-25 12:08:16 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-04-25 12:09:49 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 427x600]


Gah!
 
2013-04-25 12:11:52 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 427x600]


So Aphex Twin is actually Kathy Griffin. This changes everything.
 
2013-04-25 12:13:23 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 427x600]


That's the worst picture ever of Tilda Swinton.
 
2013-04-25 12:29:05 PM  

miss diminutive: After some small talk I don't recall, Kathy Griffin asked me to drive her to her car where she made it easy for me to make out with her. The next night I showed up at her apartment for a date. We stood there not even two minutes deciding what we should do, when she announced, "I'm wet."

I give her credit, she's certainly done her part in dispelling the stereotype that women play hard to get.


i53.photobucket.com
Oblig
 
2013-04-25 12:30:24 PM  
Uh.
...
...shouldn't he be telling this to his cat?
chekhovsgunman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-25 12:30:28 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 427x600]


Is it me or has she got one of those blonde, is it there or isn't it, Larry Bird moustaches?
 
2013-04-25 12:30:57 PM  
He did mention this was in 92 yah?  Kathy was at least somewhat hittable back then :D
 
2013-04-25 12:32:00 PM  
He does have that "WTF Did I Just Do" look.
 
2013-04-25 12:33:29 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Somebody found Kathy Griffin attractive? Her voice is enough to make even the most erect penis flaccid within seconds.


Here on fark, someone will claim to want to bone any old scrag, particularly if they are red headed.
 
2013-04-25 12:33:54 PM  
www.mirandadoerfler.com
 
2013-04-25 12:39:54 PM  
That is not a one night stand.
 
2013-04-25 12:41:03 PM  

Fano: Strategeryz0r: Somebody found Kathy Griffin attractive? Her voice is enough to make even the most erect penis flaccid within seconds.

Here on fark, someone will claim to want to bone any old scrag, particularly if they are red headed.


It's just to balance out nature with the sharp knee bunch.
 
2013-04-25 12:41:46 PM  

Fano: Strategeryz0r: Somebody found Kathy Griffin attractive? Her voice is enough to make even the most erect penis flaccid within seconds.

Here on fark, someone will claim to want to bone any old scrag, particularly if they are red headed.


It kinda makes me sick in a beautiful way.
 
2013-04-25 01:05:40 PM  
F, marry kill?

Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler or Ricki Lake
 
2013-04-25 01:08:16 PM  

Brick-House: [www.mirandadoerfler.com image 192x282]


I can't imagine anyone wanting to punch him in the face.
 
2013-04-25 01:21:53 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [i.huffpost.com image 427x600]


If I hadn't seen a picture of her and Andy Dick together, I'd swear they were the same person. Long-lost brother and sister?
 
2013-04-25 01:22:37 PM  

monoski: F, marry kill?

Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler or Ricki Lake


Kill,Kill Kill. That's an option, right?
 
2013-04-25 01:23:38 PM  

drewogatory: monoski: F, marry kill?

Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler or Ricki Lake

Kill,Kill Kill. That's an option, right?


Only if it's death by Snu-snu.
 
2013-04-25 01:25:57 PM  

minoridiot: Brick-House: [www.mirandadoerfler.com image 192x282]

I can't imagine anyone wanting to punch him in the face.


If I ever consider doing her, I would hope someone would punch me in the face to knock some sense into me, but not so hard that I am knocked out. I wouldn't want to come to to find her going all cow-girl on me or dog forgive, enjoying a mustache ride.

Sorry if that last thought made anyone ruin their keyboard.  Leave your name and I'll get a replacement out to you.
 
2013-04-25 01:27:23 PM  
The redhead from Newsradio was way hotter and way less annoying.
What happened to that chick?
 
2013-04-25 01:28:14 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-25 01:33:17 PM  

DoblerMeyer: Here he is talking about it on Norm Macdonald's video podcast. Link (NSFW Language)
Also, I hightly recommend checking out Norm's podcast. It's farking hilarious!


Holy shiat... what's wrong with his face?  Did he get fat or what...
 
2013-04-25 01:35:02 PM  

Killer Cars: So Aphex Twin is actually Kathy Griffin. This changes everything.


Q&D.
 
2013-04-25 01:35:47 PM  
Dammit! Preview, dumbass, preview!

i.imgur.com
Quick 'n' dirty
 
2013-04-25 01:38:28 PM  

Strategeryz0r: Somebody found Kathy Griffin attractive? Her voice is enough to make even the most erect penis flaccid within seconds.


Heck, apparently found 1990s-era Fred Stoller attractive. And didn't have to stab her eardrums with pencils every time he spoke, to boot.

s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2013-04-25 01:40:43 PM  
Gross.
 
2013-04-25 01:46:14 PM  
I don't know why trying to click with a woman is more elusive than trying to find that steady home in show business.

There's your problem.

You either click or you don't. "Trying" to do so pretty much guarantees you won't.
 
2013-04-25 01:52:35 PM  
Instead, the person I had problems with on set was Kathy Griffin. After rehearsals, she'd come up to me and say, "Me and Brooke see you and Bill aren't holding hands. You're being so homophobic. You should be holding his hand more."
...

A short while later, someone at Ruffles Potato Chips liked me and wanted me to be in a commercial playing Kathy Griffin's boyfriend. However, my agent informed me that Kathy nixed me from the role, because she wanted someone "more macho" playing her boyfriend.


 She sounds homophobic.
 
2013-04-25 01:56:55 PM  
Kathy Griffin in 1990:
media.kentucky.com
Ye gads, what a hideous beast.

Kathy Griffin with Jack Black (date unknown):
www.papermag.com
Truly, how could anyone have ever found her attractive?

Kathy in 1998:
por-img.cimcontent.net
Seinfeld is squinting because she's so horrifying.
 
2013-04-25 01:58:40 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Instead, the person I had problems with on set was Kathy Griffin. After rehearsals, she'd come up to me and say, "Me and Brooke see you and Bill aren't holding hands. You're being so homophobic. You should be holding his hand more."
...

A short while later, someone at Ruffles Potato Chips liked me and wanted me to be in a commercial playing Kathy Griffin's boyfriend. However, my agent informed me that Kathy nixed me from the role, because she wanted someone "more macho" playing her boyfriend.

 She sounds homophobic.


Because macho is somehow mutually exclusive from being gay?
 
2013-04-25 02:00:41 PM  

monoski: F, marry kill?

Kathy Griffin, Chelsea Handler or Ricki Lake


Thats easy kill you for saying that then myself for reading it.
 
2013-04-25 02:01:04 PM  
I know her type pretty well.  No self-esteem, a hatred pointed outward at men for rejecting her, coupled with enough hostility to drive any sane man away from her.  She's self-destructive in her relationships and hates herself for being so weak as to continue to try and constantly fail.

She doesn't see herself as pretty, or worthy.  And even if she 'did' find a man that'd stick with her for any given period of time, she'd eventually dump him or kill him.

She's a lifetime of bad self-image issues, wrapped up in a loud voice that gets paid to be neurotic on camera and call it comedy.
 
2013-04-25 02:12:11 PM  
She's a redhead. So she's a demon in the sack.

But she's a redhead. So she's crazy.

/never stick your dick in crazy
 
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