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2013-04-25 10:29:18 AM
+1 subby
 
2013-04-25 10:30:43 AM
It's not like she has a very unique skillset.
 
2013-04-25 10:31:00 AM
You obviously didn't see InAPProriate comedy, she was one of the headliners!
 
2013-04-25 10:35:55 AM
Again? Didn't she quit after that LOST debacle?
 
2013-04-25 10:37:42 AM
www.popscribe.com
 
2013-04-25 10:42:31 AM
Hopefully life doesn't imitate acting... or she'll be dead.
 
2013-04-25 10:46:03 AM

Senordos13: Hopefully life doesn't imitate acting... or she'll be dead.


I have her in my Death Pool again this year.  I don't wish her dead, but..lots of points.
 
2013-04-25 10:46:39 AM
So the F&F franchise is officially dead now?
 
2013-04-25 10:48:03 AM
"Caged Heat" remake?
 
2013-04-25 10:49:49 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-25 10:50:09 AM

GardenWeasel: So the F&F franchise is officially dead now?


it can't be, there are far too many unresolved plotlines
 
2013-04-25 10:52:20 AM
I think she's dreamy.
 
2013-04-25 10:55:14 AM
I have work for her.
 
2013-04-25 10:59:35 AM
I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.
 
2013-04-25 11:03:20 AM

LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.



Jenette Goldstein. She was also the foster mom of John Connor in "Terminator 2" and about a brazillion other roles on TV and movies. She works so much you wonder if she ever sleeps, yet I never recognize her in a role until I read the credits. Amazing actress.
 
mhd
2013-04-25 11:20:39 AM

OldManDownDRoad: Amazing actress


And, IIRC, is now selling huge bras.
 
2013-04-25 11:28:50 AM

brap: I think she's dreamy.


I hear ya man, I hear ya
 
2013-04-25 11:34:47 AM

brap: I think she's dreamy.


Hot, SWEATY Michelle Rodriguez. . .

(sigh)

Still, it seems she pegs the crazy side of the hot/crazy graph.  Luckily my lot in life has sheltered me from having to worry about dating her.
 
2013-04-25 11:37:42 AM
I've always had a thing for her. I imagine sex with her would be hot, sweaty and highlighted with expletives,bruises and abrasions.
 
mhd
2013-04-25 11:39:42 AM
Also: There's a "Cosmopolitan for Latinas"?
 
2013-04-25 11:44:11 AM

LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.


Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?
 
2013-04-25 11:45:53 AM

devilEther: GardenWeasel: So the F&F franchise is officially dead now?

it can't be, there are far too many unresolved plotlines


That movie has plotlines?
 
2013-04-25 11:50:13 AM

mhd: Also: There's a "Cosmopolitan for Latinas"?


Is it really that different? Or did they just need to change the cover layout so they could fit "20 caliente consejos de SEXO" on every cover better?
 
2013-04-25 11:51:29 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: I've always had a thing for her. I imagine sex with her would be hot, sweaty and highlighted with expletives,bruises and abrasions.


So Klingon.

I choose the crazy.
 
2013-04-25 12:05:20 PM

BrianGriffin: LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?


ahh yes, that's it.  Thank you.
 
2013-04-25 12:07:02 PM
Who cares about her acting ability. She's hot
 
2013-04-25 12:07:48 PM
Every movie I've ever seen her in, she's wearing the exact same costume.  Doing wardrobe for her must be a breeze.  Okay Michelle, here's your black tanktop, black cargo pants, combat boots.  Did we forget anything?  Oh yeah, your gun belt.  Break a leg!
 
2013-04-25 12:14:10 PM

radiovox: Every movie I've ever seen her in, she's wearing the exact same costume.  Doing wardrobe for her must be a breeze.  Okay Michelle, here's your black tanktop, black cargo pants, combat boots.  Did we forget anything?  Oh yeah, your gun belt.  Break a leg!


That's because it works so well for her. If she's in a tank-top holding a gun she's one of the hottest women on the planet.
 
2013-04-25 12:45:19 PM
So now she can go back to eating pu&&y?
 
2013-04-25 12:48:12 PM

mongbiohazard: radiovox: Every movie I've ever seen her in, she's wearing the exact same costume.  Doing wardrobe for her must be a breeze.  Okay Michelle, here's your black tanktop, black cargo pants, combat boots.  Did we forget anything?  Oh yeah, your gun belt.  Break a leg!

That's because it works so well for her. If she's in a tank-top holding a gun she's one of the hottest women on the planet.


Perhaps she can switch it up a bit, try a broadsword for a while?
 
2013-04-25 12:58:32 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: I've always had a thing for her. I imagine sex with her would be hot, sweaty and highlighted with expletives,bruises and abrasions.


It would be worth it. There really isn't anything quite like a sweaty latino bush plopped on your face just before breakfast.
 
2013-04-25 12:59:51 PM

Alphax: mongbiohazard: radiovox: Every movie I've ever seen her in, she's wearing the exact same costume.  Doing wardrobe for her must be a breeze.  Okay Michelle, here's your black tanktop, black cargo pants, combat boots.  Did we forget anything?  Oh yeah, your gun belt.  Break a leg!

That's because it works so well for her. If she's in a tank-top holding a gun she's one of the hottest women on the planet.

Perhaps she can switch it up a bit, try a broadsword for a while?


White tank top in Avatar. If you look close enough there is significant Nip-pushage in a few scenes as well.
 
2013-04-25 01:00:14 PM

mhd


Also: There's a "Cosmopolitan for Latinas"?


Heh - "Cosmopolatina".
 
2013-04-25 01:02:15 PM
As a burly manly man I liked that article.

She is hot to me.
 
2013-04-25 01:16:03 PM
but, why does she always have to have such 'tude in all her movies?  maybe she should just dial it down a notch.  nobody outside of the fark politics tab is that angry...

unless, she's in the fark politics tab...
 
2013-04-25 01:18:04 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

I would, even with a bum knee.
/I would also Natalie Martinez.
 
2013-04-25 01:31:21 PM
Maybe she can write some roles for her to wear white tank tops in.
 
2013-04-25 01:34:43 PM
She can't quit, she is a TV trope!

Michelle Rodriguez: "Chonically killed actor"
 
2013-04-25 01:36:11 PM

StopLurkListen: She can't quit, she is a TV trope!

Michelle Rodriguez: "Chonically killed actor"


No, No, No.  That's Sean Bean.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEhtsgu6bJg
 
2013-04-25 01:36:50 PM
Actually, I should have linked this one:

"Vasquez always dies"

"... people can call it typecast, but I pigeonholed myself... Saying no to the girlfriend, saying no to the girl that gets captured, and eventually I just got left with the strong chick who's always being killed."
 
2013-04-25 01:57:11 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Senordos13: Hopefully life doesn't imitate acting... or she'll be dead.

I have her in my Death Pool again this year.  I don't wish her dead, but..lots of points.


Michelle isn't a Death Pool pick by any means. She's wild, sure, but her wild is orders of magnitude lower than the shiat someone like a Lohan does just waking up in the morning.
 
2013-04-25 02:06:23 PM
Her home near my office has been on the market for ~1 year....now being listed by Sotheby's for $500K: http://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/07825-blairstown-nj-usa
 
2013-04-25 02:27:54 PM
Why is she pretending to be straight in this article?
 
2013-04-25 02:32:57 PM
Fist. Angry. God.
 
2013-04-25 02:36:18 PM
Only three pics?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-25 02:42:41 PM

abhorrent1: Only three pics?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x900]


A nice landing strip going in that one.
 
2013-04-25 02:49:37 PM
I'd let her bite me:
 
2013-04-25 03:02:40 PM

LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.


She played basically the same character in Avatar.

/Hey, whaddaya know, both were directed by the same person!
 
2013-04-25 03:10:24 PM
Michelle Rodriguez has said she is going to quit acting, Subby is wondering when exactly she started

She's gorgeous
She's 34
She's appeared in at least 24 films
She's been hired by some of the best Directors in the business
She's worth about $40 million

I'm sorry she's not up to your standards subby
Michelle, you'll just have to try harder, mmmkay?
 
2013-04-25 03:34:24 PM

shifter_: Psycoholic_Slag: I've always had a thing for her. I imagine sex with her would be hot, sweaty and highlighted with expletives,bruises and abrasions.

It would be worth it. There really isn't anything quite like a sweaty latino bush plopped on your face just before breakfast.


No thanks, I'll take the sweaty latinA bush, por favor.
 
2013-04-25 04:00:06 PM

mhd: Also: There's a "Cosmopolitan for Latinas"?


Yeah it uses tequila
 
2013-04-25 04:06:33 PM

AdrienVeidt: shifter_: Psycoholic_Slag: I've always had a thing for her. I imagine sex with her would be hot, sweaty and highlighted with expletives,bruises and abrasions.

It would be worth it. There really isn't anything quite like a sweaty latino bush plopped on your face just before breakfast.

No thanks, I'll take the sweaty latinA bush, por favor.


T4T the damn non standard keyboard layout on this phone is phark'd. I look at the keys and the A and O look the same. (I shoulda stopped driving too)
 
2013-04-25 04:17:18 PM
i.huffpost.com

Worst photoshoop evar! That doesn't eve look like her.
 
2013-04-25 04:18:01 PM
even
 
2013-04-25 04:22:11 PM

Clutch2013: Michelle isn't a Death Pool pick by any means. She's wild, sure, but her wild is orders of magnitude lower than the shiat someone like a Lohan does just waking up in the morning.


Definitely a very long shot, but she shows up in the news for moody crazy shiat.  I'd say she's somewhere in the Shannen Doherty range, which I'd qualify as "not imminent, but wouldn't surprise me"
 
2013-04-25 04:28:52 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Clutch2013: Michelle isn't a Death Pool pick by any means. She's wild, sure, but her wild is orders of magnitude lower than the shiat someone like a Lohan does just waking up in the morning.

Definitely a very long shot, but she shows up in the news for moody crazy shiat.  I'd say she's somewhere in the Shannen Doherty range, which I'd qualify as "not imminent, but wouldn't surprise me"


she's much higher on the 'jail time' pool for me.
 
2013-04-25 04:51:49 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.

She played basically the same character in Avatar.

/Hey, whaddaya know, both were directed by the same person!



Michelle Rodriguez was not in Aliens. That was a different actress, as has been mentioned earlier in the thread. Michelle Rodriguez was 7 years old when Aliens was released.

The chick in Aliens was a Jewish actress named Jenette Goldstein.
 
2013-04-25 04:53:41 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Nana's Vibrator: Clutch2013: Michelle isn't a Death Pool pick by any means. She's wild, sure, but her wild is orders of magnitude lower than the shiat someone like a Lohan does just waking up in the morning.

Definitely a very long shot, but she shows up in the news for moody crazy shiat.  I'd say she's somewhere in the Shannen Doherty range, which I'd qualify as "not imminent, but wouldn't surprise me"

she's much higher on the 'jail time' pool for me.


Yeah, this.

I don't partake in death pools (too morbid for me), but to make one of those pools in my eyes, you have to be knocking on death's door from a medical ailment of some sort...or you have to be a Gold-Star fark-up.

Michelle Rodriguez is a party girl that plays a little too hard sometimes.  Articles about her usually end with rumors of a new relationship ("Is Michelle Rodriguez dating Fast & Furious co-stars Jordana Brewster, Elsa Pataky AND Gal Gadot?  AT ONCE?!?!?!?").  And hanging with her is probably going to net you a cool story ("So, to make a long story short...we left the swinger club with new lifetime memberships").
 
2013-04-25 05:05:46 PM

mongbiohazard: B.L.Z. Bub: LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.

She played basically the same character in Avatar.

/Hey, whaddaya know, both were directed by the same person!


Michelle Rodriguez was not in Aliens. That was a different actress, as has been mentioned earlier in the thread. Michelle Rodriguez was 7 years old when Aliens was released.

The chick in Aliens was a Jewish actress named Jenette Goldstein.


I think he is saying James Cameron used that same character type in both Aliens and Avatar
 
2013-04-25 05:10:20 PM

devilEther: mongbiohazard: B.L.Z. Bub: LeroyBourne: I can't help it, whenever I see her I instantly think of that one marine woman from Aliens who could probably whip my arse.  "does anyone take you for a man?" "no, does anyone take you for a man?"
/i know i wrecked that quote, but you know what i mean.

She played basically the same character in Avatar.

/Hey, whaddaya know, both were directed by the same person!


Michelle Rodriguez was not in Aliens. That was a different actress, as has been mentioned earlier in the thread. Michelle Rodriguez was 7 years old when Aliens was released.

The chick in Aliens was a Jewish actress named Jenette Goldstein.

I think he is saying James Cameron used that same character type in both Aliens and Avatar


Yes, that is what I meant.
 
2013-04-25 05:35:21 PM

abhorrent1: Only three pics?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x900]


Thanks asshole. Now I'll be in my bunk the rest of the day.
 
2013-04-25 06:01:50 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Nana's Vibrator: Clutch2013: Michelle isn't a Death Pool pick by any means. She's wild, sure, but her wild is orders of magnitude lower than the shiat someone like a Lohan does just waking up in the morning.

Definitely a very long shot, but she shows up in the news for moody crazy shiat.  I'd say she's somewhere in the Shannen Doherty range, which I'd qualify as "not imminent, but wouldn't surprise me"

she's much higher on the 'jail time' pool for me.


Didn't she get busted for a DUI around the same time her "Lost" character got offed?
 
2013-04-25 08:11:04 PM
I'd put my rod in her riguez.
 
2013-04-25 08:46:44 PM

ferretman: Her home near my office has been on the market for ~1 year....now being listed by Sotheby's for $500K: http://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/07825-blairstown-nj-usa


That's a pretty nice house, and a nice big yard. I wish I had $500k to spend on that, even if it is in Jersey
 
2013-04-25 09:06:01 PM
The longer you look at her the better looking she gets.

Which isn't true of a lot of women .
 
2013-04-25 11:03:53 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: So now she can go back to eating pu&&y?


Based on her quote in the article, seems unlikely. Guess all the "dating fellow Bloodrayne star Kristanna Loken" rumours were exactly the fantasy they sounded like.
 
2013-04-25 11:04:08 PM
Naturally pretty. Not hot IMHO.

I just started watching "Lost"  she's annoying so far.

But I like Blonde women.
 
2013-04-25 11:10:07 PM
ist2-1.filesor.com
 
2013-04-26 01:08:19 AM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: The longer you look at her the better looking she gets.

Which isn't true of a lot of women .


The more I drink the better she looks.
 
2013-04-26 07:35:25 AM

abhorrent1: Only three pics?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 560x900]


unnnnnnfffffffffffffffffffffff
 
2013-04-26 08:18:37 AM
fist...angry god...etc
I would give that woman the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
 
2013-04-26 03:57:45 PM
Headline is really misleading. She's been acting straight for years.
 
2013-04-26 06:58:38 PM
She is a bigger lesbian than Ellen Degeneres.

Just FYI.
 
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