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(WTKR)   Robber walks into bank dressed like Lord Voldermort in saggy jeans. Leaves with money and butt cheeks flapping in the wind (pics)   (wtkr.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-25 09:03:15 AM
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"That's a kill shot!"
 
2013-04-25 09:22:38 AM
Accio cash!
 
2013-04-25 09:22:59 AM
1-888-LOCK-U-UP.  That's cute.
 
2013-04-25 09:23:15 AM
Holds cheap pistol sideways. Robs a bank with his pants hanging off his ass. All trends point to "dye pack explodes and ruins money."
 
2013-04-25 09:24:10 AM
His prison nickname will be Lefty.
 
2013-04-25 09:25:37 AM
Police hope to crack the case.
 
2013-04-25 09:27:08 AM
In the line-up will they have the tellers pick him out by his crack?
 
2013-04-25 09:27:45 AM
Wonder what his street name is?
 
2013-04-25 09:34:14 AM
One thing's for sure...there's no cover-up going on here.
 
2013-04-25 09:45:17 AM

mbillips: Holds cheap pistol sideways. Robs a bank with his pants hanging off his ass. All trends point to "dye pack explodes and ruins money."


I always wonder about this. Assuming you couldn't spot the dye pack, wouldn't the best option to be to put the money into three different bags and merely throw the bag that explodes with the dye pack away? That way you still come out with 2/3 of the stolen money.
 
2013-04-25 10:07:26 AM
second view of suspect:

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"yo dawg, check out this gat i just bought"
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2013-04-25 10:47:46 AM
This is important:  Did he have a nose?  Did he he take a lollipop from the counter before he left?
 
2013-04-25 11:08:15 AM
Lord Voldemort? That's a new one, but I do think Darth Vader robberies are more amusing. This one almost looks like that minus the mask.
 
2013-04-25 11:09:44 AM

kdawg7736: Lord Voldemort? That's a new one, but I do think Darth Vader robberies are more amusing. This one almost looks like that minus the mask.


I meant Voldermort. Can't type today.
 
2013-04-25 11:11:28 AM

mbillips: Holds cheap pistol sideways. Robs a bank with his pants hanging off his ass. All trends point to "dye pack explodes and ruins money."


Why in God's name do they hold their guns that way? That's probably the least likely way to fire off an accurate shot.
 
2013-04-25 11:37:38 AM
First your money then your clothes
 
2013-04-25 01:17:56 PM

offmymeds: mbillips: Holds cheap pistol sideways. Robs a bank with his pants hanging off his ass. All trends point to "dye pack explodes and ruins money."

Why in God's name do they hold their guns that way? That's probably the least likely way to fire off an accurate shot.



Because it's gangsta.
 
2013-04-25 02:44:33 PM

offmymeds: mbillips: Holds cheap pistol sideways. Robs a bank with his pants hanging off his ass. All trends point to "dye pack explodes and ruins money."

Why in God's name do they hold their guns that way? That's probably the least likely way to fire off an accurate shot.


When held sideways, the gun becomes an extension of the fist. It's a sort of symbol of aggression and power, in a very primitive form.
 
2013-04-25 03:25:32 PM
That first pic is crazy - he's not even touching those lollipops! They're just sitting right there in a basket and it's like he's just ignoring them! Crazy.
 
2013-04-25 05:31:52 PM

kdawg7736: kdawg7736: Lord Voldemort? That's a new one, but I do think Darth Vader robberies are more amusing. This one almost looks like that minus the mask.

I meant Voldermort. Can't type today.


Voldemort is the correct spelling.
 
2013-04-26 07:10:57 PM

Sybarite: offmymeds: mbillips: Holds cheap pistol sideways. Robs a bank with his pants hanging off his ass. All trends point to "dye pack explodes and ruins money."

Why in God's name do they hold their guns that way? That's probably the least likely way to fire off an accurate shot.


Because it's gangsta.


And it pretty much gave away that he was black, even without seeing the skin of his ass.
 
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