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(Mental Floss)   "Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly. The girl with colitis goes by"   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Tony Danza, deuces  
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2013-04-25 09:04:03 PM  
1 vote:
I sing "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" because it's a better song that way.

/He was the boss
2013-04-25 04:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
This seems like as good a place as any to tell you idiots it's "Itsy Bisty Spider"

Take your "eensy weensy" crap back to London
2013-04-25 02:16:21 PM  
1 vote:
You picked a fine to leave me Lucille
With four hundred children and a crop in the field

/one of my faves
2013-04-25 11:17:13 AM  
1 vote:

BattleFrenchie28: Nana's Vibrator: The only one I had trouble with back in the day was Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light.  Because it sounds like douche, and I wanted it to be douche.  And just so we're clear, there was a time when we only heard the word "douche" about once a month.
Also, I have no idea what 'revved up like a deuce' means.  Douche.

I think it means holding a 2 for a card game

/cowabunga of clubs

A "deuce" is also a slang term for a '32 Ford, historically a popular model among hot-rodders.  See also "Little Deuce Coupe".

/the more you know
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