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(BBC)   Farker's research on exotic cats makes the headlines. Will answer any questions in thread   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 63
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2013-04-25 07:28:22 AM
10 votes:
Do you like movies about gladiators?
2013-04-25 09:06:09 AM
7 votes:
Also no.  I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.
2013-04-25 03:50:34 PM
5 votes:

Crewmannumber6: What's the capital of Louisiana?


L, duh.
2013-04-25 08:27:29 AM
5 votes:
Will answer any questions in thread

What is your social security number?
2013-04-25 10:02:57 AM
4 votes:
WTF?
www.wildcatforums.net
2013-04-25 09:57:41 AM
4 votes:
How is babby formed?
2013-04-25 08:44:03 AM
4 votes:
Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?

How long is my parking permit good for?

What's the fastest animal on Earth?

Should I fake my orgasms?
2013-04-25 08:34:32 AM
4 votes:
D'ya like dags?
2013-04-25 07:51:42 AM
4 votes:
Recipes? I've got about 60 lbs of cat meat occupying my house.
2013-04-25 12:19:58 PM
3 votes:

threedingers: Why do cats like cardboard boxes so much?


Really--<i>all</i> cats.

i893.photobucket.com
2013-04-25 10:33:07 AM
3 votes:
www.secretstill.com
2013-04-25 10:16:55 AM
3 votes:

give me doughnuts: Dinobot: The story reminds me of the Francis/Felidae on the Run novel.

So, what's the main difference between the canadian lynx, iberian lynx and eurasian lynx?

Accent, mostly.


Canadian lynxes are polite, Iberian lynxes nap in the middle of the afternoon, and Eurasian lynxes hang out on the beach in tiny speedos.
2013-04-25 10:07:06 AM
3 votes:
What's that on your shirt?
2013-04-25 09:51:02 AM
3 votes:
If cats always land on their feet and buttered bread always lands buttered side down, what happens when you duct tape the bread to a cat's back and throw them off of a building?
2013-04-25 08:13:02 AM
3 votes:
Is Babu the ocelot really as down-to-earth in person as he seems on the screen?
2013-04-25 08:05:13 AM
3 votes:
Why does Grumpy Cat have such a sour disposition?
2013-04-25 07:46:26 AM
3 votes:
How YOU doin?
2013-04-25 11:49:45 PM
2 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-04-25 11:44:23 AM
2 votes:
Are you sorry yet?
2013-04-25 11:24:46 AM
2 votes:
If I were to place an over-sized litterbox on the plains of the Serengeti, would your average serval or caracal instinctively take a shiat in it? Why or why not?
I, like most middle-aged men, MUST KNOW THE ANSWER!
2013-04-25 10:45:05 AM
2 votes:
Subby, who's got a big soft fuzzy belly? Who? Who?
2013-04-25 10:33:27 AM
2 votes:
I have a few milkshakes, but none of them have ever brought boys to my yard.  Is there a particular milkshake style that i should be using to generate the maximum boy to yard yield?
2013-04-25 10:31:52 AM
2 votes:
You're not very good at this answer any questions thing, are you?
2013-04-25 10:11:52 AM
2 votes:

Dinobot: The story reminds me of the Francis/Felidae on the Run novel.

So, what's the main difference between the canadian lynx, iberian lynx and eurasian lynx?


Accent, mostly.
2013-04-25 09:49:52 AM
2 votes:
Does this look infected?
2013-04-25 09:49:28 AM
2 votes:
you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?
2013-04-25 09:48:09 AM
2 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2013-04-25 09:45:48 AM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Is "Exotic" really just people talk for awesome???
2013-04-25 09:45:31 AM
2 votes:
Anal?
2013-04-25 08:29:20 AM
2 votes:
Whaddya mean we gotta talk to this lynx?
2013-04-25 04:36:33 PM
1 votes:
Have you ever shipped a bobcat instead of an office chair?
2013-04-25 12:23:16 PM
1 votes:
What were the limitations in horizontal iwasawa theory in confirming the modularity theorem for semistable elliptic curves, where the kolyvagin-flach approach ultimately proved more successful?


/also what will msft be trading at on jan 3, 2014?
2013-04-25 12:16:52 PM
1 votes:
Are you really the father of a barn?
2013-04-25 11:32:07 AM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: Dinobot: The story reminds me of the Francis/Felidae on the Run novel.

So, what's the main difference between the canadian lynx, iberian lynx and eurasian lynx?

Accent, mostly.


Penis size. Don't ask how I know. Worst minimum wage job ever.
2013-04-25 10:56:23 AM
1 votes:
ChileanGhostPrepper: How is pusy formed?

Usually an infection of some sort.
2013-04-25 10:55:25 AM
1 votes:

Bondith: Why does my cat keep looking at me like that.

You know what I'm talking about.


Do you have a trout or small herring taped to your forehead? This is important.
2013-04-25 10:54:22 AM
1 votes:
Why does my cat keep looking at me like that.

You know what I'm talking about.
2013-04-25 10:53:49 AM
1 votes:
if a lion has no memory of his daddy, but talks about him a lot, does that make him a lion bastard?
2013-04-25 10:51:03 AM
1 votes:
Now that you've figured out the Beast of Bodmin, how long before you solve the mystery of the Hound of the Baskervilles?
2013-04-25 10:46:44 AM
1 votes:
In the Itchy and Scratchy video game is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
2013-04-25 10:35:04 AM
1 votes:
What is a major form of classical Japanese musical drama that has been performed since the 14th century?

What is the chemical symbol for nitric oxide?
2013-04-25 10:32:00 AM
1 votes:

Barndad: Also no.  I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.


Scared him pretty good, huh?
2013-04-25 10:11:05 AM
1 votes:
files.doobybrain.com
2013-04-25 10:07:49 AM
1 votes:

naughtymonkey: Why do my cats keep eating my headphone wires?

Seriously. It's costing me a freaking fortune to keep replacing them.


Get them some toys. It's like Meowschwitz in there.
2013-04-25 10:06:26 AM
1 votes:
Are there any names left for Apple to use on OS X?
2013-04-25 10:01:29 AM
1 votes:
Is http://CougarLife.com/ a legitimate dating site?
2013-04-25 09:55:37 AM
1 votes:
why'd they kill him?
www.utopiaplanitia.info
2013-04-25 09:52:23 AM
1 votes:
So subby likes big pussies?
2013-04-25 09:52:00 AM
1 votes:
Spit or Swallow??
/cause, you know, we all need to know.
2013-04-25 09:49:58 AM
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Why do people insist on pronouncing jaguar "jag-wire"?


Because "jag you are" sounds worse and the extra syllable makes it harder to yell "Help! Jaguar!" While it's chasing you.
2013-04-25 09:49:18 AM
1 votes:
BBQ sauce or A1?
2013-04-25 09:46:49 AM
1 votes:
Ever been in a Turkish prison?
2013-04-25 09:45:46 AM
1 votes:
If you have a cat that will obey a verbal command or two would you say that you have pussy control?

On a serious note, congrats on getting published.  Despite the ton of snarky and goofy comments likely to appear in this thread you've done something pretty awesome.  Be proud of it.
2013-04-25 09:45:20 AM
1 votes:
How much fenced in acreage do you need for a pet lion?
2013-04-25 09:44:52 AM
1 votes:
Why do people insist on pronouncing jaguar "jag-wire"?
2013-04-25 09:44:09 AM
1 votes:
Can cat has cheezburger?
2013-04-25 09:29:29 AM
1 votes:

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: By "exotic cats" I'm sure you mean foreign women, right?


No, in the UK women are referred to as "birds." Speaking of birds, what is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
2013-04-25 09:28:04 AM
1 votes:
By "exotic cats" I'm sure you mean foreign women, right?
2013-04-25 09:27:18 AM
1 votes:

Barndad: Also no.  I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot.


You collected the droppings of a person who saw bigfoot? Wouldn't you rather have bigfoot's droppings?
2013-04-25 09:24:11 AM
1 votes:

Barndad: Answer to all questions.
No.
Thanks to James for TotalFark sponsorship!


Does James! get a lynx?
2013-04-25 09:02:38 AM
1 votes:
Answer to all questions.
No.
Thanks to James for TotalFark sponsorship!
2013-04-25 08:42:23 AM
1 votes:
Is it just cougars that subby is interested in?
2013-04-25 05:53:38 AM
1 votes:
Can you get me a lynx?  I saw one named Puddy being taken away from a guy on the news a few years ago, so let's keep this on the down low.  EIP.
 
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