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(Slate)   Was reefer madness behind Dzhokhar's dazed and confused behavior and his half baked plans? The Dude was always in search of The Big High and had a permanent stench of Mary Jane, and sold cripple, magic, ganja, 420, to acquaintances. #hash   (slate.com) divider line 143
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2013-04-25 08:26:19 AM
farkin' douchebags. They were given everything by Boston. If they didn't like it they should've gone back to Chechnya.

Where is House Bolton when you need it?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-25 08:57:04 AM
post hoc ergo proctor hoc?
 
2013-04-25 09:35:34 AM
Next up: Dzokhar Whathisface liked to play Call of Duty and Gears of War, is this why he killed everyone? We investigate whether typical 19-yr olds smoke pot and play violent video games.
 
2013-04-25 09:37:25 AM
Did he allow his kid to drown in the tub because he was high?? Because THAT'S WHAT THE POT DOES TO YOU!

/tv told me
 
2013-04-25 09:38:09 AM
He was a left-wing Muslim, is why.

Seriously. Check out the comments on Townhall.com. They're really saying that. . . .
 
2013-04-25 09:38:53 AM
This guy is really starting to sound like a muslim extremist. Next we're going to discover he likes his women uncovered and sexy!!
 
2013-04-25 09:39:29 AM
No.
 
2013-04-25 09:39:36 AM
Reasons he did it:

Marijuana
Gears of War
Die Hard 5
Super-sized soda's
Received a cold hot dog at Fenway
Bullied in school

/but seriously, if it was the hot dog thing, we'd have like 25,000 of these a day.
 
2013-04-25 09:40:03 AM
Tamerlan, the older brother, reportedly worked a series of short-term jobs (as a pizza delivery guy, a driver, etc.) to help his family make ends meet but appears to have relied mainly on his wife, Katherine Russell, to carry most of the financial load. Russell, according to her lawyer, works 70- to 80-hour weeks as a home health care aide.

/classy, so not only were you a islamic fundie asshole, you were a lazy mooch who browbeat your wife into being a slave for you while you made plans to hurt the city that helped you and your family out. Way to stay classy asshole. Have fun in hell.
 
2013-04-25 09:42:50 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Tamerlan, the older brother, reportedly worked a series of short-term jobs (as a pizza delivery guy, a driver, etc.) to help his family make ends meet but appears to have relied mainly on his wife, Katherine Russell, to carry most of the financial load. Russell, according to her lawyer, works 70- to 80-hour weeks as a home health care aide.

/classy, so not only were you a islamic fundie asshole, you were a lazy mooch who browbeat your wife into being a slave for you while you made plans to hurt the city that helped you and your family out. Way to stay classy asshole. Have fun in hell.


Yeah, that's probably going to cost him a virgin or two.
 
2013-04-25 09:43:29 AM
Heh... One of my students was telling me she was introduced to him at a party in New Bedford the Tuesday after the bombing.

Her take away from the encounter?

"I was just wondering why he was named after a Disney cartoon character..."
 
2013-04-25 09:43:58 AM
Yes, because the first thing one does once stoned is make one very ambitious and violent.
 
2013-04-25 09:44:22 AM
It's proof everything was false flag. He's a 19 year old stoner that plays 4 hours of video games a day. When would he have time to think up things like actually doing something.
 
2013-04-25 09:45:23 AM

digistil: Yes, because the first thing that happens once one is stoned is make one become very ambitious and violent.


FTFM
 
2013-04-25 09:46:20 AM
Tamerlan and Dhokar had repressed memories of bukkake bombs back in Chechnya and it resurfaced 20 years later.
 
2013-04-25 09:50:44 AM

MichiganFTL: Reasons he did it:

Marijuana
Gears of War
Die Hard 5
Super-sized soda's
Received a cold hot dog at Fenway
Bullied in school

/but seriously, if it was the hot dog thing, we'd have like 25,000 of these a day.


McDonald's quit selling McRibs.
that's a pretty good reason there.
 
jxc
2013-04-25 09:53:10 AM
It would explain his grin seen in some of the photos before the bombs went off. Many people commented he looked stoned.
 
2013-04-25 09:53:29 AM
I bet he's one of those assholes who goes on Xbox Live with his HempWizard420 account and starts asking if anyone has seen some n*ggers.
 
2013-04-25 09:53:30 AM
Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

So basically when he was smoking, no blowy uppie anything.  Stopped smoking and well, you know.
 
2013-04-25 09:58:04 AM
yeah, those idiots, the theater shooter, the Oklahoma bomber all pot heads.

pot and paranoia, perfect together.
 
2013-04-25 09:58:56 AM
cripple?
 
2013-04-25 09:59:07 AM

luxup: Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

So basically when he was smoking, no blowy uppie anything.  Stopped smoking and well, you know.


Are you saying Herb is a gateway drug to bombing spectators at a sporting event?
 
2013-04-25 09:59:13 AM

digistil: digistil: Yes, because the first thing that happens once one is stoned is make one  become very ambitious and violent.  paranoid.

FTFY

 
2013-04-25 10:00:30 AM

markfara: He was a left-wing Muslim, is why.

Seriously. Check out the comments on Townhall.com. They're really saying that. . . .


It's closer to the truth then just being a stoner.
 
2013-04-25 10:02:18 AM

luxup: Stopped smoking and well, you know.


so cute that you believe a murderous idiot when he claims he stopped doing pot.

you really are special.
 
2013-04-25 10:06:13 AM
1. most people who smoke pot have sold the odd scrap to a friend for spending money.  having done it, even infrequently, is different than having it actually make up a notable fraction of your income
2. didn't he give up pot before the attacks? (around the time their pot-dealing friend and accomplices were found with their throats slashed, covered in money and drugs)
ergo if pot or pot sales had *anything* to do with his behavior, shouldn't we expect they were *preventing* his murderous impulses?
3. anyone trying to make a living as a home health-care aide works 70-80 hour weeks. You kind of have to. The pay sucks and they don't get overtime.  Even if the elder farkwit was working, if she held that job, she'd likely have been working just as much. if you want to talk about how he was a douchebag, you can stop at "domestic abuse". talking about her job is more an illustration of how the healthcare industry is stocked with douchebags who are currently lobbying against actually treating home health-care aides as, ya know, actual workers - rather than letting them slide through a loophole written to exempt friends-and-family situations.
 
2013-04-25 10:09:34 AM
Most people who smoke weed are perfectly rational, peaceful, focused and ooh look Doritos.
 
2013-04-25 10:10:25 AM
No they are douchebags so it was queefer madness.
 
2013-04-25 10:10:34 AM
The more I hear about these brothers and their family, the shadier they become. And not in the Al-Qaeda terrorism sort of way but more in the Shameless, "I am a Nigerian prince and I need your help" con way. Osama Bin Laden wasn't this shady.

And any sympathy I had for the littler brother is gone. He sounds like he was just as much of a loser con as his brother. Only difference is, he knew how to hide it better and keep the "good all-American boy next door" image up.

At this point I say the reason these two, especially the biggest brother did the bombing wasn't about "defending Islam." That reason seems like a con as this point. It was more of one loser just wanted to show the world what he could do and roped his younger brother, who seemingly didn't put up much of a fight into it.

Are these guys terrorists? No. A million times over no.
Are these guys psychopathic grifters? Oh, yes.
 
2013-04-25 10:13:11 AM
TFA STATES HE DIDN'T
SMOKE WEED HIMSELF!
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|
/\
 
2013-04-25 10:13:57 AM
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high[repeat 3X]
 
2013-04-25 10:20:55 AM
What happened to crazy? Can't ya just be crazy anymore?

It's always video games or movies or pot or religion or bullies or penis envy or being a failed troll or whatever the fark. Some people just aren't right.
 
2013-04-25 10:25:31 AM
This just in: Criminals break the law. More at 11.
 
2013-04-25 10:25:46 AM

rocketpants: cripple?


I got a hold of an ounce of some really awesome TIMMMAAAAY yesterday.
 
2013-04-25 10:31:23 AM
hs34603: "What happened to crazy?"

We closed the asylums so 'crazy' can't lobby for shiat.
 
2013-04-25 10:35:40 AM

luxup: Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

So basically when he was smoking, no blowy uppie anything.  Stopped smoking and well, you know.


Quote from link "how many people just take your cat and go upstairs?"
 
2013-04-25 10:38:26 AM
I would say the little Mrs is going to prison for drug trafficking and her daughter is going into foster care.
 
2013-04-25 10:38:39 AM

mekki: The more I hear about these brothers and their family, the shadier they become. And not in the Al-Qaeda terrorism sort of way but more in the Shameless, "I am a Nigerian prince and I need your help" con way. Osama Bin Laden wasn't this shady.

And any sympathy I had for the littler brother is gone. He sounds like he was just as much of a loser con as his brother. Only difference is, he knew how to hide it better and keep the "good all-American boy next door" image up.

At this point I say the reason these two, especially the biggest brother did the bombing wasn't about "defending Islam." That reason seems like a con as this point. It was more of one loser just wanted to show the world what he could do and roped his younger brother, who seemingly didn't put up much of a fight into it.

Are these guys terrorists? No. A million times over no.
Are these guys psychopathic grifters? Oh, yes.


wtf am I reading?

if these guys were just grifters, why bomb people?

Osama bin Laden wasn't shady? he conned a bunch of highly educated people to fly airplanes into the WTC, unless you believe in the conspiracy to hijack Iraqi oil for Halliburton, or whatever. al Qaeda is all about scamming money out of legitimate Muslim charity.

/ haven't had my coffee yet, so I guess I just got trolled
 
2013-04-25 10:40:31 AM
I've known a lot of pot dealers in my day. There is no connection between pot and blowing up innocent people
 
2013-04-25 10:42:12 AM

markfara: He was a left-wing Muslim, is why.



That is correct.
 
2013-04-25 10:46:38 AM

Giltric: luxup: Tsarnaev enjoyed playing intramural soccer and soccer video games, listening to hip-hop and using marijuana, although he said he had stopped smoking this year, Glasby said.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/dzhokhar-tsarnaev-partied-gym- da ys-bombing-article-1.1322828

So basically when he was smoking, no blowy uppie anything.  Stopped smoking and well, you know.

Are you saying Herb is a gateway drug to bombing spectators at a sporting event?


No.  I'm saying that even while in the process of being radicalized he was too high to blow up anything.  That kind of action takes a crystal clear, drug free clarity of thinking that only crazy is capable of.
 
2013-04-25 10:48:54 AM
 
2013-04-25 10:58:49 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: Stopped smoking and well, you know.

so cute that you believe a murderous idiot when he claims he stopped doing pot.

you really are special.


Ok so make a joke on fark and the nut thinks it's a love letter to the terrorist.

But since you want to go there...

Man, when you people are jumping on humor to justify your warped view of the 'other side' you should really take a step back and take a look at yourself.  Should be easy because everything you believe in revolves on you  and screw them.

This is from a few years ago.  I doubt it's changed:

The economic powerhouse of the US is still the Midwest, the Northeast, and California-- largely liberal Democratic areas. As Dean Lacy has pointed out, over the last decade, the blue states of 2004 paid $1.4 trillion more in federal taxes than they received, while red states received $800 billion more than they paid.

http://www.zompist.com/libertos.html

So excuse me for not listening to someone who is most likely living in a welfare state on MY dime.

Most likely I mean.
 
2013-04-25 11:01:52 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: luxup: Stopped smoking and well, you know.

so cute that you believe a murderous idiot when he claims he stopped doing pot.

you really are special.


So, you want to ban everything that causes paranoia? AM talk radio? Glenn Beck? The NRA?
Be careful what you wish for.
 
2013-04-25 11:06:46 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: farkin' douchebags. They were given everything by Boston. If they didn't like it they should've gone back to Chechnya.


That's racist!
 
2013-04-25 11:07:21 AM

busy chillin': TFA STATES HE DIDN'T
SMOKE WEED HIMSELF!


I think you read that wrong:  Several fellow students reported he earned at least some cash selling marijuana-at least the portion he didn't smoke himself.
 
2013-04-25 11:07:42 AM
No. It's just all a science fair experiment gone wrong.
 
2013-04-25 11:08:36 AM
Anything but islam

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-25 11:09:37 AM

Keeve: busy chillin': TFA STATES HE DIDN'T
SMOKE WEED HIMSELF!

I think you read that wrong:  Several fellow students reported he earned at least some cash selling marijuana-at least the portion he didn't smoke himself.


Too busy chillin' to read.
 
2013-04-25 11:09:40 AM

WizardofToast: No. It's just all a science fair experiment gone wrong.


I know. These were celebratory pyrotechnics and these retards read 'confetti' and 'sequins' as 'nails' and 'ball bearings'.

That's America for you, lowest bidder and all. Thanks a lot Boston Marathon organizers, this blood is on your hands for not hiring union!
 
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