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(Huffington Post Canada)   Ow my balls Seriously   (huffingtonpost.ca) divider line 27
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2013-04-25 08:36:39 AM  
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2013-04-25 08:44:31 AM  

Sybarite: [farm1.staticflickr.com image 640x518]


That's a little like how I say 'hello' at my local bar.
 
2013-04-25 09:00:03 AM  
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-25 09:26:38 AM  
Lepleat!
 
2013-04-25 09:28:59 AM  
i.huffpost.com

If those are your testicles, you may have another problem.
 
2013-04-25 09:30:59 AM  
I though he found her on a Craigslist ad?
 
2013-04-25 09:32:42 AM  
I read Savage Love, I know this is just a kink that went too far
 
2013-04-25 09:33:08 AM  
When you've got them by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow

and

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-25 09:33:39 AM  
A shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou

There once was a man named Lee
Who enraged his customer greatly
She went in to her foul mood
and went full planned parenthood
So now the shopkeeper is called deceased-Lee
 
2013-04-25 09:33:58 AM  
FTA: Getting sliced vertically into thin layers, starting with the nose (this is a big fear of mine).

That is a pretty weirdly specific thing to have a phobia of.
 
2013-04-25 09:34:20 AM  
FTFA: "The man was reportedly taken to hospital, where he was pronounced quite dead of shock. "

Not merely dead, but quite dead.
 
2013-04-25 09:37:03 AM  
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2013-04-25 09:37:36 AM  

xria: FTA: Getting sliced vertically into thin layers, starting with the nose (this is a big fear of mine).

That is a pretty weirdly specific thing to have a phobia of.


Cheese-grateraphobia?
 
2013-04-25 09:37:36 AM  

basemetal: [i369.photobucket.com image 255x192]


I think I'm not going to be productive today. I could stare at that and laugh for a very long time.
 
2013-04-25 09:38:36 AM  
Wow! Old news is so exciting! This actually happened a year ago, and I think I read about it on Fark back then. It's making the rounds again because the trial just started this month (April 8).
 
2013-04-25 09:43:51 AM  
My worst fear involves being stuffed head-first into a well of water where the diameter of the well is just big enough to fit my shoulders through.
 
2013-04-25 09:44:01 AM  
Goddamn Germans and their weird fetishes.....

*reads article*

Well.  Wow.
 
2013-04-25 09:53:05 AM  

Skail: FTFA: "The man was reportedly taken to hospital, where he was pronounced quite dead of shock. "

Not merely dead, but quite dead.



Really most sincerely dead.
 
2013-04-25 10:01:59 AM  

Sybarite: Skail: FTFA: "The man was reportedly taken to hospital, where he was pronounced quite dead of shock. "

Not merely dead, but quite dead.


Really most sincerely dead.


Meh.... he was only mostly dead.

/Maybe the perpetrator had hands the size of Fezzik?
 
2013-04-25 10:06:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: A shopkeeper in the Chinese city of Haikou

There once was a man named Lee
Who enraged his customer greatly
She went in to her foul mood
and went full planned parenthood
So now the shopkeeper is called deceased-Lee


That's a limerick
Not a haiku actually
Better luck next time
 
2013-04-25 10:14:05 AM  
This article again?/pete meet repeat.
 
2013-04-25 10:19:40 AM  
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2013-04-25 10:23:05 AM  
 
2013-04-25 10:23:27 AM  
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2013-04-25 10:32:39 AM  

envirovore: This article again?/pete meet repeat.


This is the third or fourth time too.
 
2013-04-25 10:46:50 AM  
For those in Haikou
Who fear the wrath of woman
Buy a steel jock strap.
 
2013-04-25 12:32:09 PM  
THIS is a pain in the balls (NSFW) http://www.painolympics.org/
 
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