Rev. Skarekroe: Two articles in a row from my old hometown newspaper? Is it Christmas?
acronym: "He was cited for interference with an officer by failing to permit an inspection."the fark?
Lt. Cheese Weasel: A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.""Pet fish!?!?""Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home.""What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!We do this all the time!!""WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?""Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?""Call who back?""The FISH," replied the warden!"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
I_Am_Weasel: A man who was catching and keeping Spanish mackerel without measuring them was cited after he dumped them in the water to escape scrutiny, according to a report.I'm calling BS on this one. How the hell do they know the nationality of the fish?
OnlyM3: No date, no ID, no residence listed and no arrest?The fisherman was a cop.
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