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(NW Florida Daily News)   "When the officer confronted the man, he opened the backpack and dumped the fish into the water"   (nwfdailynews.com ) divider line
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2013-04-25 08:40:35 AM  
Two articles in a row from my old hometown newspaper?  Is it Christmas?
 
2013-04-25 08:49:49 AM  
A man who was catching and keeping Spanish mackerel without measuring them was cited after he dumped them in the water to escape scrutiny, according to a report.

I'm calling BS on this one.  How the hell do they know the nationality of the fish?
 
2013-04-25 08:59:56 AM  
No one expects the Spanish Mackerel.
 
2013-04-25 09:12:00 AM  
The police in Florida seem unusually bossy lately.
 
2013-04-25 09:13:51 AM  
Beats the 'per fish' fine.
 
2013-04-25 09:15:49 AM  
"He was cited for interference with an officer by failing to permit an inspection."

the fark?
 
2013-04-25 09:16:36 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Two articles in a row from my old hometown newspaper?  Is it Christmas?


it could be, as the actual day is never recorded.
 
2013-04-25 09:17:19 AM  
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2013-04-25 09:19:38 AM  
No one expects the Spanish Mackerel. It's chief weapon is speed. Speed and stealth.
 
2013-04-25 09:38:56 AM  
Old man is out fishing one day when he is approached by a cop.
"Sir, can I see your fishing license?"
"I don't have one, officer."
"Well you need a license to fish here, sir. I am going to have to cite you."
"But officer, I wasn't fishing. These fish are actually trained to jump into my bag."
"Yea, sure."
"Really, they will jump right into the bag."
"OK, let me see"
<Man dumps fish into the water>
"Well, lets see the fish jump into the bag"
"What fish?"

/something like that
 
2013-04-25 09:39:01 AM  
A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
 
2013-04-25 09:43:53 AM  

acronym: "He was cited for interference with an officer by failing to permit an inspection."

the fark?


A necessary law.  How else would these crimes ever be caught?
 
2013-04-25 10:05:27 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.


4 Seconds off a simulpost.

/high 5!
//Yours was better
 
2013-04-25 10:25:14 AM  

acronym: "He was cited for interference with an officer by failing to permit an inspection."

the fark?


And one count for making an officer walk in the weeds.
 
2013-04-25 10:26:04 AM  

acronym: "He was cited for interference with an officer by failing to permit an inspection."

the fark?


He's a game warden.  It's the fishing version of flushing the crack rock down the toilet.
 
2013-04-25 11:33:50 AM  
No date, no ID, no residence listed and no arrest?

The fisherman was a cop.
 
2013-04-25 11:56:01 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: A man who was catching and keeping Spanish mackerel without measuring them was cited after he dumped them in the water to escape scrutiny, according to a report.

I'm calling BS on this one.  How the hell do they know the nationality of the fish?


The fish were illegal.

Mexicans = illegals.

Mexicans speak Spanish.

Study it out.
 
2013-04-25 12:15:58 PM  

OnlyM3: No date, no ID, no residence listed and no arrest?

The fisherman was a cop.


Lazy reporter just spit out the summary of last week's activities.  Probably just pulled it off someone's website.
 
2013-04-25 04:26:32 PM  
So Florida has its own immigration reform based on size and number.
 
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