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(NW Florida Daily News)   "The officer said the man quickly threw the cigarette into the bayou when he spotted the officer, even though the officer had told him not to do that"   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 16
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2013-04-25 09:03:55 AM
The perp was chasin' down a Hoodoo, no doubt.
 
2013-04-25 09:04:17 AM
More like Harshville, dude.
 
2013-04-25 09:09:24 AM
Thank god law enforcement was able to stop this violent criminal mid-rampage.
 
2013-04-25 09:09:56 AM
I believe he was one toke over the line

/sweet Jesus
 
2013-04-25 09:10:25 AM
And another dangerous criminal will be sent to prison.
 
2013-04-25 09:10:58 AM
So many of these Florida stories are from Niceville. I'm beginning to think it's a made up city.
 
2013-04-25 09:13:01 AM
The officer must not be named Simon.
 
2013-04-25 09:22:48 AM
That was an informative article.  Don't know who or when.  Or why?
 
2013-04-25 09:23:50 AM

mortimer_ford: So many of these Florida stories are from Niceville. I'm beginning to think it's a made up city.


CSB: Guy I play D&D with has extended family from Niceville. Either he's in on the fabrication or this place is exactly whats described by these articles.
 
2013-04-25 09:24:17 AM

mortimer_ford: So many of these Florida stories are from Niceville. I'm beginning to think it's a made up city.


Unfortunately not. It's a pretty rednecky section of the Panhandle.

I'm glad to have moved about 1000 miles away, even though I have to deal with Massholes now.
 
2013-04-25 09:27:16 AM
During the week of April 12-18 ( the specific day was not listed on the report ) an officer was patrolling Rocky Bayou State Park when he encountered a man roll a joint in the day-use part of the park.

I once encountered a man roll a joint. He was the manliest man roll a joint you would ever want to meet. Every gob slapping one of us said 'that man roll a joint was a fine fellow. Top flight.'
 
2013-04-25 09:40:36 AM
The officer said the man quickly threw the cigarette into the bayou when he spotted the officer, even though the officer had told him not to do that.


So he didn't throw it when the cop alerted him to his presence by telling him not to throw it, but only after he "spotted" him. How did the officer know he would throw it when he hadn't even been spotted yet?

Officer O'Liery I bet.
 
2013-04-25 11:07:43 AM
Butts in the baaayouuuu. Butts in the baaayouuuu.  Butts in the bayou do do do do do doody do do do,  oh lawd
 
2013-04-25 11:10:33 AM
Here's your sign.
 
2013-04-25 12:38:41 PM
"When the officer confronted the man, he opened the backpack and dumped the fish into the water"

"The officer said the man quickly threw the cigarette into the bayou when he spotted the officer, even though the officer had told him not to do that"

//FARK
 
2013-04-25 01:48:52 PM
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