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(AZCentral)   Finally a ritual all Christian religions can unite around: Blessing the vineyards in hopes of producing better wine   (azcentral.com) divider line 5
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2013-04-25 08:57:02 AM
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"In 1979, when Grandfather had the vineyard blessed, there was a double rainbow," Reynolds said.

So that's what it means.
2013-04-25 10:01:53 AM
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RickN99: Martian_Astronomer: flsprtsgod: Ummmm, my Southern Baptist family would disagree you there subby.

Seriously. It's almost as if subby has no idea what he's talking about.

Still, it's as good an opportunity as any to trot out the tired old joke for the 5% of people who haven't heard it:

Q: What's the difference between a Southern Baptist and a Catholic?
A: The Catholic will say "hi" to you when you bump into him at the liquor store.

I grew up Episcopalian, so our line was "wherever there's four Episcopalians, there's a fifth."


Episcopalian here too. When I was in junior high my mother worked for a church supply store, and that was where I found out that some churches don't use wine and some use little plastic cups for Communion.

We even used wine at summer camp, although there it was watered down.
2013-04-25 08:51:32 AM
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flsprtsgod: Ummmm, my Southern Baptist family would disagree you there subby.


Seriously. It's almost as if subby has no idea what he's talking about.

Still, it's as good an opportunity as any to trot out the tired old joke for the 5% of people who haven't heard it:

Q: What's the difference between a Southern Baptist and a Catholic?
A: The Catholic will say "hi" to you when you bump into him at the liquor store.
2013-04-25 08:45:41 AM
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There are a lot of teetotaler protestant churches out there that would not be behind this. What's funny is that a lot of these churches are ones that believe in a literal translation of the bible for almost everything(i.e. creationists), but will happily assume that wine when consumed by Jesus was just grape juice.
2013-04-25 08:42:28 AM
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Every time that damned priest comes around all the wine turns into blood.
 
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