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(Daily Mail)   Are you a snorter or a squeaker? New study reveals that the way you sneeze can reveal your true personality   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 85
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2013-04-24 11:54:28 PM
I'm a chair losing 50 megaton blast of sneezing terror.  I once broke a rib sneezing.

/true story
 
2013-04-24 11:58:32 PM
The 'Doctor' is full of shiat.
 
2013-04-24 11:59:55 PM
I am far from an extrovert or "outgoing", but my sneezes rattle windows and shake the plaster off the ceiling.
 
2013-04-25 12:05:09 AM
I sneeze so hard vets hit the deck.
 
2013-04-25 12:08:33 AM
It's snot news, it's FARK.com.
 
2013-04-25 12:09:29 AM
I hold my nose and kind of "keep it in". It's like an anti sneeze.
 
2013-04-25 12:48:33 AM

Smeggy Smurf: I'm a chair losing 50 megaton blast of sneezing terror.  I once broke a rib sneezing.

/true story


Haven't broken a rib, but yeah.
 
2013-04-25 12:51:04 AM
Actually I do remember a funny story now. I was out in the back yard ad let one loose. A few seconds later I hear someone yell "Bless you" from what had to be a block away.
 
2013-04-25 01:05:28 AM
I've been known to propel myself out of my cubicle into the aisle

/those chairs need brakes
//or I may have been just trying to break the monotony
///I got fired for "having an excess of personality"
 
2013-04-25 01:23:02 AM
I have a charge-up and release.  The charge-up sounds not unlike Link from Ocarina of Time winding up his sword.

Then I get the half-sneezes that won't come out for 5 minutes.
 
2013-04-25 01:42:41 AM
Mine are quiet, but not squeaky. I don't engage my vocal cords when I sneeze so it's just the sound of lots of air moving fast, but not vocalized, if that makes sense.

Vocal training had to pay off somewhere I guess.
 
2013-04-25 01:43:48 AM

Smeggy Smurf: I'm a chair losing 50 megaton blast of sneezing terror.  I once broke a rib sneezing.

/true story


Same here. I feel like I risk a brain aneurysm every time I sneeze.
 
2013-04-25 01:43:51 AM
My husband once told me that I sneeze like a kitten at a dinner party.

I have absolutely no idea what this means.
 
2013-04-25 01:45:17 AM

Snapper Carr: Smeggy Smurf: I'm a chair losing 50 megaton blast of sneezing terror.  I once broke a rib sneezing.

/true story

Same here. I feel like I risk a brain aneurysm every time I sneeze.


And based on the article (which I scanned after posting), I'm an anomaly because I'm pretty introverted
 
2013-04-25 01:45:31 AM
When I sneeze... I try to be discreet about it, but I don't squeak. Hopefully.

/Dear FSM, I hope I don't.
 
2013-04-25 01:47:00 AM
So is this how you sneeze in polite company, when you're alone, in a movie theater, among friends, or when a bee flies up your nose and you just can't help it? I have different sneezes for different circumstances.
 
2013-04-25 01:47:12 AM

log_jammin: I hold my nose and kind of "keep it in". It's like an anti sneeze.


I can't do that. If I try to plug my nose or hold it in, water or mucous or whatever shoots out of my eye.
 
2013-04-25 01:48:07 AM
I try and hold em back.
 
2013-04-25 01:48:31 AM
 
2013-04-25 01:50:12 AM
I sneeze differently depending on whether I'm in polite company.  When I'm alone, I channel it all straight through the nostrils without stifling anything, to clear the pipes.  It's disgusting.  At work, I channel it through my mouth, aiming to sneeze into my elbow.

/I know of a certain adult actress whose orgasm sounds like a super loud, unexpected sneeze
 
2013-04-25 01:53:40 AM
I could have guessed I'm a snorter, and that's nothing to sneeze at.
 
2013-04-25 01:54:06 AM
What if you sound like Bruce Lee in Enter The Dragon?
 
2013-04-25 01:56:34 AM
I turn a sneeze into a cough, seriously. I am probably psychotic.
 
2013-04-25 01:57:05 AM
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oblig
 
2013-04-25 01:58:02 AM

Snapper Carr: Snapper Carr: Smeggy Smurf: I'm a chair losing 50 megaton blast of sneezing terror.  I once broke a rib sneezing.

/true story

Same here. I feel like I risk a brain aneurysm every time I sneeze.

And based on the article (which I scanned after posting), I'm an anomaly because I'm pretty introverted


Me, also. I think the article is full of shiat.
 
2013-04-25 02:01:53 AM
I'm a huh-CHOOOO! sneezer.
My mom was a HUTT!  sneezer.
My dad was a AAAAAAAAAaah sneezer.
 
2013-04-25 02:04:10 AM
When I sneeze, people look at me funny and say "What the fark was that?".
I guess I don't sound like a human.
Which I am
definitely
yes
most definitely human
just like the rest of you
us
us I mean just like the rest of us
 
2013-04-25 02:08:47 AM
I go
AAAH-FLLLPPPSSHSPSHPSSH
 
2013-04-25 02:11:00 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I can't do that. If I try to plug my nose or hold it in, water or mucous or whatever shoots out of my eye.


....I....
 
2013-04-25 02:14:19 AM
I've always wondered if there was a correlation between women who try to hold in their sneezes and those who have difficulty having an orgasm. Research grant, please!
 
2013-04-25 02:19:40 AM
I let'er rip.  But the Mrs. and daughters are like Fluttershy.  And like Fluttershy they can seem like pushovers.  But are the baddest badasses.  You would not like them if you got them angry.
th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-25 02:26:56 AM
If nobody's around I sneeze in 160pt font with three or four expletives mixed in. Like WHAAAFAAKSHTDAMNJEEEeeeezzzzziz

If people are around I try to restrict myself to 80pt
 
2013-04-25 02:29:00 AM
I have dainty sneezes in a long row. And on occasion a large sneeze strong sneeze. So IDK. God I sneeze FAR too much. Got a freaking hanky for it. Tissues regulated to snot, sickness and health.

/handkerchief mostly decorative
//only when I ran out of tissues.
 
2013-04-25 02:29:28 AM
I clench my airways and try not to make any noise.
 
2013-04-25 02:29:46 AM
Because what this thread really needed was to be all bronied up with a giant picture of an annoying, ugly, stupid, yellow, anthropomorphic horse.
 
2013-04-25 02:32:26 AM

ZeroCorpse: Because what this thread really needed was to be all bronied up with a giant picture of an annoying, ugly, stupid, yellow, anthropomorphic horse.


I would penis that horse.
 
2013-04-25 02:37:47 AM

Snapper Carr: Smeggy Smurf: I'm a chair losing 50 megaton blast of sneezing terror.  I once broke a rib sneezing.

/true story


Nothing broken either but if I am standing I often take myself down, and sitting I've slammed my head on my desk a few times.

/ holding in NOT an option
 
2013-04-25 02:38:13 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I can't do that. If I try to plug my nose or hold it in, water or mucous or whatever shoots out of my eye.


Yeah, I have a loose lacrimal duct too. I have to pinch it shut when I blow my nose or else I have snot coming out of my eye.

/eye boogers, the great social equalizer
 
2013-04-25 02:39:15 AM
My sneezes come on so fast I don't get time to choke them back at all. I'm as surprised as everyone else in the room.

/loud sneezes - introvert
/Had a roommate once who sneezed and knocked himself down the stairs.
 
2013-04-25 02:50:07 AM
i'm the big violent HAAAAACHOWEMOGFPWGPOWRHIGOIH type but with one difference.


i sneeze, on average, between five and nine times in a row, without fail. low-end is three. high end of average is more like 11.

personal record was 22. i have no idea how i didn't pass out 'cause everything was going really dark and i'm pretty sure i saw an indian on horseback  leading a riderless horse my way.

/had to learn to sneeze with my eyes open, which is really )$(&()*ing hard, so i wouldn't wreck the car if i started sneezing while driving.
 
2013-04-25 02:52:31 AM

ZeroCorpse: Because what this thread really needed was to be all bronied up with a giant picture of an annoying, ugly, stupid, yellow, anthropomorphic horse.


You sound bitter.
 
2013-04-25 02:53:50 AM
My wife's sneezes sound like a word which the kids say to her when she gets the sneeze look on her face. I won't write it out because she'll recognize herself here.

My mom's sound like Uh-chnyuh

My daughter stops hers and I tell her someday she's going to blow her head off.

I don't know what I sound like but from all accounts, my snoring is ungodly.
 
2013-04-25 02:59:28 AM

ZeroCorpse: Because what this thread really needed was to be all bronied up with a giant picture of an annoying, ugly, stupid, yellow, anthropomorphic horse.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-25 03:11:24 AM

LordOfThePings: [25.media.tumblr.com image 160x256]

oblig


So...Is that Rue McClanahan or what?
 
2013-04-25 03:16:14 AM

1000 Ways to Dye: I go
AAAH-FLLLPPPSSHSPSHPSSH


That cracked me up.

These days I kind of hold myself in and try to sneeze as gently as possible to avoid hurting myself, but normally I am pretty loud- which works.
 
2013-04-25 03:16:20 AM

buttery_shame_cave: i'm the big violent HAAAAACHOWEMOGFPWGPOWRHIGOIH type but with one difference.


i sneeze, on average, between five and nine times in a row, without fail. low-end is three. high end of average is more like 11.

personal record was 22. i have no idea how i didn't pass out 'cause everything was going really dark and i'm pretty sure i saw an indian on horseback  leading a riderless horse my way.

/had to learn to sneeze with my eyes open, which is really )$(&()*ing hard, so i wouldn't wreck the car if i started sneezing while driving.


I thought I was the only one who rapid-fire sneezed like that...though I don't do it nearly as much (4 or 5 times is my max).  I physically could not stifle my sneezes, because the second or third would blow my head clean off.
 
2013-04-25 03:44:31 AM

IlGreven: buttery_shame_cave: i'm the big violent HAAAAACHOWEMOGFPWGPOWRHIGOIH type but with one difference.


i sneeze, on average, between five and nine times in a row, without fail. low-end is three. high end of average is more like 11.

personal record was 22. i have no idea how i didn't pass out 'cause everything was going really dark and i'm pretty sure i saw an indian on horseback  leading a riderless horse my way.

/had to learn to sneeze with my eyes open, which is really )$(&()*ing hard, so i wouldn't wreck the car if i started sneezing while driving.

I thought I was the only one who rapid-fire sneezed like that...though I don't do it nearly as much (4 or 5 times is my max).  I physically could not stifle my sneezes, because the second or third would blow my head clean off.


Have you tried this to be sure? And if it did happen, what would it look like?

WE NEED A RESEARCH GRANT!!!
 
2013-04-25 03:47:40 AM
I sneeze like a machine gun. It gets going and it doesn't stop until everyone is deaf and someone goes home in a bodybag.
 
2013-04-25 04:00:47 AM
Did I really just read a thread full if people describing how they sneeze? Damn you insomnia!

Understated sneezer, with zero moisture involved. I have never required a tissue after a sneeze. Sounds like a bit if light air pressure being released from a valve.
 
2013-04-25 04:08:57 AM
FTA, "Sneezing is a reflex action caused when irritants such as germs, pollen and dust infiltrate the nose lining and the brain sends out a message to get rid of it, triggering a deep breath that gets held in the lungs, tightening the chest muscles and building pressure. "
 
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