RIP Large Marge
noneyourbase: Nina Haagen Dazs: IronTom: It could be terrorism, no?Or an accident? Possibly negligence? Must every bad thing be terrorism? That word is beginning to lose it's punch.Carnival Triumph, in Mobile's port undergoing repairs, was evacuated, and spectators were asked to move away from the waterfront.There's your problem.
thisispete: What is it with shiat blowing up this month? Can't we just go back to some more traditional mayhem? Like shark attacks or something.
Worked on a barge, and it was a gasSoon turned out, was a farkin' blast
utah dude: " Mobile councilman William Carroll, who was at the scene, said the natural gas explosions were triggered by a static charge. "
TuteTibiImperes: Fourth explosion just reported.
Scorpinock: Thanks Obama!
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Freakin April/It's the entire month//probability storm season
April is the cruelest month
skullkrusher: jeez, can't stand next to anything anymore
utah dude: strangeluck: Bullshiat!Everyone knows it was space aliens from Omicron Ceti 9, who plan to wipe us out in strange and not so creative ways.in Des Moines, Iowa... look at the ground around Des Moines, Stuart...
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: ontariolightning: When you leave things unregulated and pay off inspectors to keep their mouths shut, bad things happen.Same thing happens in Canada too; I got a case of beer there and one of the bottles had a mouse in it. They wouldn't give me a refund.
ontariolightning: When you leave things unregulated and pay off inspectors to keep their mouths shut, bad things happen.
earthwirm: Apparently there is a 3rd explosion. Nearby Carnival Cruise Triumph is being evacuated.
Somacandra: Oldiron_79: doglover: It's time we ban these dangerous assault barges!No one needs a high capacity 30,000 gallon assault barge except the military.There is a "Your Mom" joke in there somewhere but I can't find it.
doglover: It's time we ban these dangerous assault barges!
Brick-House: Wanted for Questioning
Kevin72: skremnjava: this April won't quit. I hate to see what the 30th will be like. The Apocalypse perhaps?At leadt there is no April 31st this year?
Anthracite: I am going to call someone asleep at the controls
MrEricSir: earthwirm: MrEricSir: Wireless Joe: Whatever it is, I credit small government and their refreshing lack of regulation. We'll probably find out the barges were carrying 1,350 times the natural gas that would normally trigger safety oversight by the US Dept. of Homeland Security.So when the article says that they were mostly empty, it's all part of the conspiracy?First reports are rarely correct...So in other words, it's aliens?
skremnjava: this April won't quit. I hate to see what the 30th will be like. The Apocalypse perhaps?
F22raptom: heres a newsflashNOBODY CARES
Clutch2013: I understand Michael Bay wants us to go see Pain & Gain, but JESUS...
heres a newsflashNOBODY CARES
Nina Haagen Dazs: IronTom: It could be terrorism, no?Or an accident? Possibly negligence? Must every bad thing be terrorism? That word is beginning to lose it's punch.
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