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2013-04-24 10:53:00 PM
I love them for their mind anyway...
 
2013-04-24 11:50:20 PM
They loves themselves some plastic surgery...
 
2013-04-24 11:52:34 PM
That's... creepy. Do they bleach their skin, too?
 
2013-04-25 12:02:55 AM
Maybe they all go to the same plastic surgeon and he only knows one face?
 
2013-04-25 12:14:45 AM
Icosatuplet porn?
 
2013-04-25 12:19:35 AM

Gwendolyn: Maybe they all go to the same plastic surgeon and he only knows one face?


You owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-04-25 12:22:44 AM
It's the same model in different outfits.
 
2013-04-25 12:45:43 AM

Gwendolyn: Maybe they all go to the same plastic surgeon and he only knows one face?


Actually, it's more than one plastic surgeon, but they all took their plastic surgery courses over the Internet through the Korean version of Phoenix University Online. All of the photos in their online "instruction" used the same model.
 
2013-04-25 12:47:35 AM
What's so sad about this is that Korean women are beautiful and don't need plastic surgery.
 
2013-04-25 01:00:55 AM
Ha ha! They all look the same to me!
 
2013-04-25 01:02:12 AM
Looks like Korean women are working overtime to make sure that the old racist  'All Asians look the same!' stereotype becomes a reality.
 
2013-04-25 01:04:10 AM
My grandpa said they all look the same way back in the 1930s.
 
2013-04-25 01:09:17 AM

Tatsuma: Looks like Korean women are working overtime to make sure that the old racist  'All Asians look the same!' stereotype becomes a reality.


staplermofo: My grandpa said they all look the same way back in the 1930s.


It's a cognitive bias that all people can get if they don't get a lot of exposure to other races in early childhood.
 
2013-04-25 01:18:35 AM
I would like to study each of them in greater detail.

With my penis.
 
2013-04-25 01:30:20 AM
So I'm guessing we'll have to tell them apart by their tits?

Failing that, their poonfuzz pattern?

I'm fine with that.

/ I'm all class, baby
// "Poonfuzz Pattern" is the name of my next band
 
2013-04-25 01:31:43 AM
Why did that girl dress up in all those outfits?
 
2013-04-25 01:32:30 AM

kxs401: That's... creepy. Do they bleach their skin, too?


In Asia it's hard to find lotions and skin creams that don't bleach your skin. My girlfriend is always complaining about it.
 
2013-04-25 01:32:56 AM
Koreans... They're the ones with the Pepsi logo on their flag, right?
 
2013-04-25 01:33:24 AM
Every culture has criteria for what constitutes ideal "beauty" and when a person from that culture has elective cosmetic surgery, it is often in pursuit of those criteria.

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-25 01:34:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-25 01:34:07 AM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: kxs401: That's... creepy. Do they bleach their skin, too?

In Asia it's hard to find lotions and skin creams that don't bleach your skin. My girlfriend is always complaining about it.


Yeah, there's a strong "peasant" stigma to darker skin, the less time you spend in the sun, the higher class you supposedly are.
 
2013-04-25 01:34:12 AM
And here they all are in one gif...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-25 01:34:53 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]


Farking may be your business but you seem to Reddit for pleasure. Damn you!
 
2013-04-25 01:35:09 AM
Have them all sent to my quarters.
 
2013-04-25 01:35:55 AM
asian all look same

Seriously though, South Korea is infamous for its plastic surgery and make-up wizardry. Given millions of years for vestigial traits to disappear, they will be born with blank faces.


Is this going to be a part of the faux feminism crusade on the internet now? I'll have to update my jokes to not reference it now, similar to black people not slang words once white people start using them.
 
2013-04-25 01:37:03 AM
"they all look the same to me" amirite subby?
 
2013-04-25 01:37:34 AM
Wow. So was the Scary tag cowering under the bed, or what?
 
2013-04-25 01:38:44 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: kxs401: That's... creepy. Do they bleach their skin, too?

In Asia it's hard to find lotions and skin creams that don't bleach your skin. My girlfriend is always complaining about it.

Yeah, there's a strong "peasant" stigma to darker skin, the less time you spend in the sun, the higher class you supposedly are.


At least they won't get skin cancer.

Here in the USA I don't know why white women like to look brown. I guess same logic, having the time to spend tanning on a beach means you are higher class. So poor people just go to tanning salons.
 
2013-04-25 01:38:45 AM

kxs401: That's... creepy. Do they bleach their skin, too?


You know they do anal bleaching.
 
2013-04-25 01:39:28 AM
Eh. Miss America is the same way. Once they get down to the final ten or so, they're just pallet swaps of each other.
 
2013-04-25 01:39:52 AM
Welp... who else feels racist?
 
2013-04-25 01:39:53 AM

carnifex2005: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]

Farking may be your business but you seem to Reddit for pleasure. Damn you!


Busted. But I think we got the wrong gif. Too many Stepford Koreans are not included.
 
2013-04-25 01:40:58 AM
The trick is knowing when to get in (giggity) and when to get out.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-25 01:41:53 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]


You're the man now, dog.
 
2013-04-25 01:41:59 AM

Ivo Shandor: The trick is knowing when to get in (giggity) and when to get out.
[i.imgur.com image 800x240]


Barbie dolls made of plastic don't age. Just look at Joan Rivers or Lara Flynn Boyle.
 
2013-04-25 01:43:11 AM
Second row from the top, second from the left.  I call dibs.
 
2013-04-25 01:44:40 AM

Mentalpatient87: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]

You're the man now, dog.


A URL with lohanfacial in it should have a completely different video embedded.
 
2013-04-25 01:45:46 AM
So they all look the same. How is this any different than before?
 
2013-04-25 01:46:07 AM
I guess guess a lot of that isn't surgery, but the make-up folks and photographers doing the same thing with each of them.

This is allegedly a "before" picture:

i.imgur.com
Yeah, "they still all look the same"...but a bit less so.
 
2013-04-25 01:46:32 AM
I would hit it x25
 
2013-04-25 01:48:32 AM
I'll just leave this here.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-25 01:49:45 AM
The one in blue. And ONLY the one in blue.
 
2013-04-25 01:51:32 AM

Fark Me To Tears: What's so sad about this is that Korean women are beautiful and don't need plastic surgery.


So much this.

Not just Korean, but same applies to a lot of women who are naturally beautiful and don't need any surgey.
 
2013-04-25 01:53:13 AM
At least they don't all look like this...

www.wearysloth.com

... and if they did, your name would be mudd.
 
2013-04-25 01:53:13 AM

Mentalpatient87: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]

You're the man now, dog.


Ah, the image that started a war. The faceless dregs rose up against Lord Bauman, and achieved token victories that ultimately achieved nothing but momentary lawl (using that spelling on purpose).
YTMND is dead, and ebaum still spreads his poison. The world is a cruel place.
 
2013-04-25 01:54:06 AM
The vag is still sideways though, right?
 
2013-04-25 01:57:53 AM
Having lived in Korea for many years, I can attest that you see much hotter women walking down the street - constantly. I've never understood how they pick their "beauty" contestants. They are definitely the B team. That and probably 7-10 women ("everyday girls"), on average, are quite attractive.
 
2013-04-25 01:58:10 AM

farkingismybusiness: carnifex2005: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]

Farking may be your business but you seem to Reddit for pleasure. Damn you!

Busted. But I think we got the wrong gif. Too many Stepford Koreans are not included.


By the way, I don't work for Fark. I was filterpwned by them.
 
2013-04-25 01:58:53 AM

farkingismybusiness:


That's AWESOME!

But seriously...that can't be real. Can't be. All photoshops or something. Even WITH plastic surgery- you can't change facial structure. It's just too bizarre .
 
2013-04-25 01:59:07 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: kxs401: That's... creepy. Do they bleach their skin, too?

In Asia it's hard to find lotions and skin creams that don't bleach your skin. My girlfriend is always complaining about it.

Yeah, there's a strong "peasant" stigma to darker skin, the less time you spend in the sun, the higher class you supposedly are.


No, it's because the [insert weird sex toy] slap marks don't show up as well on darker skin.
 
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