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(News 1130)   Female jogger attacked by Hank Hill   (news1130.com) divider line 46
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2013-04-24 10:49:45 PM
6 votes:

poonesfarm: Yup.


skinink: Yup.


Mmm-hmm.

HankyeahmanItellyawhatman. Y'alldon'tneedtobeknockin'womendownman. Thatdangol'Internetman. Youjustgoonthereandpointandclick. TalkaboutW-W-dot-W-com. An'lotsanekkidchicksonthere,man. ClickClickClickClickClick. It'srealeasyman.
2013-04-24 10:49:32 PM
6 votes:
"The only lady I'm pushin' is sweet lady propane. And I'm trickin' her out all over this town!"

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2013-04-24 11:17:58 PM
5 votes:
"Hey hillbilly! Those are joggers, not Ned Beatty from Deliverance!"

img2-1.timeinc.net
2013-04-24 09:04:35 PM
5 votes:
"I attack with propane and propane accessories I tell you what"
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2013-04-24 09:04:20 PM
5 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-24 11:34:19 PM
4 votes:
content6.flixster.com
2013-04-24 10:47:45 PM
4 votes:
CSB.
The Mrs and I belong to the local Co-Op grocery.  When we discuss that with friends back in Denver, most don't get it.  My wife explains that as members we are partial owners, we pay dues, we volunteer, we have faith that what we can purchase their is local, organic, natural, etc.  There's really inexpensive bulk items, really costly packaged items, fresh meat, natural cleansers, vegatarian food, vegan food, awesome kale chips...

Ain't nobody got time for that.  I simply send this pic.

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2013-04-24 10:27:09 PM
4 votes:
Propane is a hell of a drug
2013-04-24 10:18:07 PM
4 votes:
She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground

i41.photobucket.com
2013-04-24 10:17:35 PM
4 votes:
The victim should have gone with the "That's my purse!  I don't know you!" defense.
2013-04-24 09:17:51 PM
4 votes:
shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com
www.magweb.com
2013-04-25 12:04:40 AM
3 votes:
Can't you see you're not making Christianity better? You're just making rock n' roll worse
i28.photobucket.com
2013-04-24 10:37:45 PM
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-04-24 10:15:07 PM
3 votes:
While his accomplice, Rusty Shackelford, gets away without being noticed once again.

/Shi Sha!
2013-04-25 12:33:44 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-24 10:23:38 PM
2 votes:

picturescrazy: She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUNNNNDDDD!!!!!
2013-04-24 10:23:33 PM
2 votes:
That boy just ain't right.
2013-04-24 10:18:22 PM
2 votes:
Hank Hill is one of the cartoon voices I can do perfectly, so getting a kick. Can also do perfect Hedonism bot.
2013-04-25 02:01:22 AM
1 votes:
General FYI - story's getting a bit of attention up here because the park's been the site of a few assaults, including a murder 4 years ago. http://blogs.vancouversun.com/2013/04/ 24/female-ubc-student-assaulted- in-pacific-spirit-park/
2013-04-25 01:47:58 AM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: mikefinch: tuna fingers: What I posted merited you calling me names? Good. All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat. I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op. Wanna know why? Huh? Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum. That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.

But i didnt call you names at all. Hipster? I called your grocery store hipster. And that term doesn't exactly have to be taken in the most derogatory sense.

I just wanted to talk about how where i come from co-ops are way different from what you are talking about. And that the co-op you were talking about sounds more like a communal store for people who want more control over their produce and stuff. Its sort of the same its just different aswell.

I suppose i could seem a bit prickish and assholey in my Boobies but wow. Wow.

Bad day huh?

Oh don't do THAT now.  I wasted some of my best stuff (and I ain't even that good) on a NICE GUY?


I know- WTF am I going to do with all this popcorn.
2013-04-25 01:43:06 AM
1 votes:
My favorite king of the hill character is Cotton Hill. That irascible old coot killed fidy men!

/ my favorite episode was the two parter where cotton goes back to Japan.
2013-04-25 01:42:43 AM
1 votes:

mikefinch: tuna fingers: What I posted merited you calling me names? Good. All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat. I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op. Wanna know why? Huh? Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum. That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.

But i didnt call you names at all. Hipster? I called your grocery store hipster. And that term doesn't exactly have to be taken in the most derogatory sense.

I just wanted to talk about how where i come from co-ops are way different from what you are talking about. And that the co-op you were talking about sounds more like a communal store for people who want more control over their produce and stuff. Its sort of the same its just different aswell.

I suppose i could seem a bit prickish and assholey in my Boobies but wow. Wow.

Bad day huh?


Oh don't do THAT now.  I wasted some of my best stuff (and I ain't even that good) on a NICE GUY?
2013-04-25 01:34:32 AM
1 votes:

tuna fingers: What I posted merited you calling me names? Good. All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat. I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op. Wanna know why? Huh? Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum. That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.


But i didnt call you names at all. Hipster? I called your grocery store hipster. And that term doesn't exactly have to be taken in the most derogatory sense.

I just wanted to talk about how where i come from co-ops are way different from what you are talking about. And that the co-op you were talking about sounds more like a communal store for people who want more control over their produce and stuff. Its sort of the same its just different aswell.

I suppose i could seem a bit prickish and assholey in my Boobies but wow. Wow.

Bad day huh?
2013-04-25 12:59:33 AM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: SirEattonHogg: So is the jogger Japanese or Chinese?

Laotian


Uh, so is she Chinese or Japanese?
2013-04-25 12:44:44 AM
1 votes:

SirEattonHogg: So is the jogger Japanese or Chinese?


Laotian
2013-04-24 11:36:14 PM
1 votes:
Hank: Without my lawn, I am Bill. Do you want to be married to Bill?

Peggy: (shudders)
2013-04-24 11:35:44 PM
1 votes:
He should have done like Bill and dug holes in the road so that she'd just trip.

Then again if he'd done that, Boomhauer would have just swept in and taken her back to his place.
2013-04-24 11:20:20 PM
1 votes:
cdn.static.ovimg.com
2013-04-24 11:20:08 PM
1 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com
2013-04-24 11:16:21 PM
1 votes:
shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com
www.windowsphonefans.com

Gaben?
2013-04-24 11:07:44 PM
1 votes:

Nuff Said McFarky: poonesfarm: Yup.

skinink: Yup.

Mmm-hmm.

HankyeahmanItellyawhatman. Y'alldon'tneedtobeknockin'womendownman. Thatdangol'Internetman. Youjustgoonthereandpointandclick. TalkaboutW-W-dot-W-com. An'lotsanekkidchicksonthere,man. ClickClickClickClickClick. It'srealeasyman.


Heeeehehehehehe
2013-04-24 10:52:47 PM
1 votes:
OH LORD!
2013-04-24 10:51:10 PM
1 votes:

Nuff Said McFarky: poonesfarm: Yup.

skinink: Yup.

Mmm-hmm.

HankyeahmanItellyawhatman. Y'alldon'tneedtobeknockin'womendownman. Thatdangol'Internetman. Youjustgoonthereandpointandclick. TalkaboutW-W-dot-W-com. An'lotsanekkidchicksonthere,man. ClickClickClickClickClick. It'srealeasyman.


Actual LOL!
2013-04-24 10:49:40 PM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: SBinRR: While his accomplice, Rusty Shackelford, gets away without being noticed once again.

/Shi Sha!

I killed Shackleford. No wait, Shackleford wants a pizza.


I love any Dale-centric episode.
2013-04-24 10:45:17 PM
1 votes:
i83.photobucket.com

Hank Hill don't give a fark.
2013-04-24 10:39:44 PM
1 votes:
Peggy, I can see your whatnots.
2013-04-24 10:35:46 PM
1 votes:
That's my purse, I don't know you!
2013-04-24 10:23:34 PM
1 votes:
The boy ain't right.
2013-04-24 10:23:00 PM
1 votes:
I love everyone in this thread.

No really.

Dangit!
2013-04-24 10:20:45 PM
1 votes:
Yup.
2013-04-24 10:19:48 PM
1 votes:
Yup.
2013-04-24 10:13:19 PM
1 votes:
She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground before running away.

He 3ed her to the ground?  What a sick freak.
2013-04-24 10:12:27 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-24 10:08:51 PM
1 votes:
They should check everyone for narrah urethras.
2013-04-24 09:40:53 PM
1 votes:

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2013-04-24 09:24:54 PM
1 votes:
Article says she was attacked by an aboriginal person. Hank wasn't born in Texas, so it can't be him.
 
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