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(News 1130)   Female jogger attacked by Hank Hill   ( divider line
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15116 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2013 at 10:07 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-25 03:14:47 AM  
I'm guessing she was whacking off in his tool shed.
2013-04-25 03:46:54 AM  

SuperLorie: What does "aboriginal" mean in Canadia? Black? Native? When I hear Aboriginal I think Australian Aboriginal.

It means first nations, inuit, and metis peoples.

Aboriginal means indigenous.
2013-04-25 03:47:12 AM  
dAmmit Troo!

(and by dammit troo, i meant "dammit bobby!" my hank hill impersonation is spot on. ask anyone. and by hank hill i also mean the gym coach from beavis and butthead.)
2013-04-25 04:48:32 AM  

roblarky: "The only lady I'm pushin' is sweet lady propane. And I'm trickin' her out all over this town!"

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Done in 54. That's just beautiful.
2013-04-25 06:49:49 AM  
She says he grabbed her and thre(w) her to the ground before running away.

They left out that he only fled after she screamed "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
2013-04-25 07:30:13 AM  
Suspect is wearing shoes.  I repeat, suspect is shod.
2013-04-25 08:19:02 AM  
This sounds like trouble
Right here in River City!
With a capital T
That rhymes with P
and that...hold up, what do you mean not that one?
2013-04-25 11:01:52 AM  
<i>She claims she was approached by an Aboriginal man asking her if she knew the time. She says he grabbed her and threw her to the ground before running away.  </i>

Did he miss a step there?

/glad she's OK apart from scraped knees
//last girl to get attacked ended up with brain damage from lack of oxygen after being strangled, and was subsequently abandoned by her family
2013-04-25 02:21:27 PM  

iheartscotch: My favorite king of the hill character is Cotton Hill. That irascible old coot killed fidy men!

/ my favorite episode was the two parter where cotton goes back to Japan.

And he beat'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!
2013-04-25 03:58:14 PM  

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