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2013-04-24 10:48:12 PM  

SBinRR: While his accomplice, Rusty Shackelford, gets away without being noticed once again.

/Shi Sha!


I killed Shackleford. No wait, Shackleford wants a pizza.
 
2013-04-24 10:48:27 PM  
I assume this story is fake.
"Aboriginal man" asks her for the time, throws her on the ground, and runs away.
Yeah, sure.
 
2013-04-24 10:48:36 PM  
Alright, which one of you commented on the story?
 
2013-04-24 10:49:32 PM  
"The only lady I'm pushin' is sweet lady propane. And I'm trickin' her out all over this town!"

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2013-04-24 10:49:40 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: SBinRR: While his accomplice, Rusty Shackelford, gets away without being noticed once again.

/Shi Sha!

I killed Shackleford. No wait, Shackleford wants a pizza.


I love any Dale-centric episode.
 
2013-04-24 10:49:45 PM  

poonesfarm: Yup.


skinink: Yup.


Mmm-hmm.

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2013-04-24 10:51:10 PM  

Nuff Said McFarky: poonesfarm: Yup.

skinink: Yup.

Mmm-hmm.

HankyeahmanItellyawhatman. Y'alldon'tneedtobeknockin'womendownman. Thatdangol'Internetman. Youjustgoonthereandpointandclick. TalkaboutW-W-dot-W-com. An'lotsanekkidchicksonthere,man. ClickClickClickClickClick. It'srealeasyman.


Actual LOL!
 
2013-04-24 10:51:37 PM  

tuna fingers: CSB.
The Mrs and I belong to the local Co-Op grocery. When we discuss that with friends back in Denver, most don't get it. My wife explains that as members we are partial owners, we pay dues, we volunteer, we have faith that what we can purchase their is local, organic, natural, etc. There's really inexpensive bulk items, really costly packaged items, fresh meat, natural cleansers, vegatarian food, vegan food, awesome kale chips...

Ain't nobody got time for that. I simply send this pic.


"I don't get it, I paid all the suppliers but there's all this money left over"
"That's profit."
"OH MY GOD, EWWWWWWWWWWW, I touched it with my hands!!!"
 
2013-04-24 10:52:47 PM  
OH LORD!
 
2013-04-24 10:55:19 PM  
I love this thread so much.

/eschucha me?
 
2013-04-24 10:56:38 PM  
I do have to say Peggy was very annoying. The only episode about her I liked was when she kidnapped that little Mexican child and had to testify in Spanish.
 
2013-04-24 10:58:54 PM  

Apos: [shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com image 335x251]
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AHAHAHAHA!  Whooooooo!
I don't know if anyone else gave you credit for this up there.
Awesome.
 
2013-04-24 11:03:30 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I do have to say Peggy was very annoying. The only episode about her I liked was when she kidnapped that little Mexican child and had to testify in Spanish.


I just watched that one the other day. Gold.

You honor, I find that you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted to do was make Lupe into a book. I find that I have many good anuses ahead of me to spend in a cigar factory.
 
2013-04-24 11:07:44 PM  

Nuff Said McFarky: poonesfarm: Yup.

skinink: Yup.

Mmm-hmm.

HankyeahmanItellyawhatman. Y'alldon'tneedtobeknockin'womendownman. Thatdangol'Internetman. Youjustgoonthereandpointandclick. TalkaboutW-W-dot-W-com. An'lotsanekkidchicksonthere,man. ClickClickClickClickClick. It'srealeasyman.


Heeeehehehehehe
 
2013-04-24 11:16:21 PM  
shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com
www.windowsphonefans.com

Gaben?
 
2013-04-24 11:17:58 PM  
"Hey hillbilly! Those are joggers, not Ned Beatty from Deliverance!"

img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2013-04-24 11:20:08 PM  
talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2013-04-24 11:20:20 PM  
cdn.static.ovimg.com
 
2013-04-24 11:20:23 PM  
wait, wasn't there an episode where Bill dug holes all over the alley so a certain female jogger would trip and injure herself, and he'd be able to save her?

This sounds shady.  FALSE FLAG!!!
 
2013-04-24 11:28:48 PM  

evilmousse: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 251x250]


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*breathe*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
2013-04-24 11:34:19 PM  
content6.flixster.com
 
2013-04-24 11:35:44 PM  
He should have done like Bill and dug holes in the road so that she'd just trip.

Then again if he'd done that, Boomhauer would have just swept in and taken her back to his place.
 
2013-04-24 11:36:11 PM  
I'm gonna peg me some Peggy, I tell ya wut.
 
2013-04-24 11:36:14 PM  
Hank: Without my lawn, I am Bill. Do you want to be married to Bill?

Peggy: (shudders)
 
2013-04-24 11:37:04 PM  

tuna fingers: CSB.
The Mrs and I belong to the local Co-Op grocery. When we discuss that with friends back in Denver, most don't get it. My wife explains that as members we are partial owners, we pay dues, we volunteer, we have faith that what we can purchase their is local, organic, natural, etc. There's really inexpensive bulk items, really costly packaged items, fresh meat, natural cleansers, vegatarian food, vegan food, awesome kale chips...


Where i come from every towns main grocery story is a co-op and nobody volunteers -- they are run like proper grocery stores. They look like proper grocery stores. We dont pay dues because they just come off the dividend.

The prices are a bit more expensive but the meat is the best and the veggies are nicer at times. They have a butcher on staff because they cut peoples meat... We just used to get a cow and split it with the neighbours so it culd fit in the freezer.

Your co-op sounds like it was made by hipters. Some co-ops exist because thats the only way the community could have a grocery store.
 
2013-04-24 11:39:32 PM  
Boggle?
 
2013-04-24 11:46:57 PM  
  In this case I assume Aborigine is politically correct Canuckistani for Native American.
  I love every character on KOTH except Peggy.
 
2013-04-24 11:54:28 PM  
Maybe he's hiding in his neighbor's boat, the "Laotion in Motion"
 
2013-04-24 11:59:06 PM  

ZeroCorpse: They said Aboriginal, but he doesn't look Aboriginal. Unless they're in England and they mean it literally (with a lower-case "a.")


What? What the hell are you talking about? He looks plenty Aboriginal.

I dont know if your trying to be facetious or something but i didn't get it. The dude clearly looks native. Look at those cheek bones.
 
2013-04-25 12:04:40 AM  
Can't you see you're not making Christianity better? You're just making rock n' roll worse
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-25 12:04:58 AM  
"How about those hot dogs?"

"Those aren't hot dogs, they'e 'Not-Dogs'"

"Do they taste good?"

"...no."
 
2013-04-25 12:33:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-25 12:34:24 AM  

mikefinch: tuna fingers: CSB.
The Mrs and I belong to the local Co-Op grocery. When we discuss that with friends back in Denver, most don't get it. My wife explains that as members we are partial owners, we pay dues, we volunteer, we have faith that what we can purchase their is local, organic, natural, etc. There's really inexpensive bulk items, really costly packaged items, fresh meat, natural cleansers, vegatarian food, vegan food, awesome kale chips...

Where i come from every towns main grocery story is a co-op and nobody volunteers -- they are run like proper grocery stores. They look like proper grocery stores. We dont pay dues because they just come off the dividend.

The prices are a bit more expensive but the meat is the best and the veggies are nicer at times. They have a butcher on staff because they cut peoples meat... We just used to get a cow and split it with the neighbours so it culd fit in the freezer.

Your co-op sounds like it was made by hipters. Some co-ops exist because thats the only way the community could have a grocery store.


Your co-op doesn't sound very co-operative.  Like the kind of place that would market a Chevrolet and call it an American car.
 
2013-04-25 12:37:37 AM  
So is the jogger Japanese or Chinese?
 
2013-04-25 12:44:44 AM  

SirEattonHogg: So is the jogger Japanese or Chinese?


Laotian
 
2013-04-25 12:50:51 AM  

mikefinch: tuna fingers: CSB.
The Mrs and I belong to the local Co-Op grocery. When we discuss that with friends back in Denver, most don't get it. My wife explains that as members we are partial owners, we pay dues, we volunteer, we have faith that what we can purchase their is local, organic, natural, etc. There's really inexpensive bulk items, really costly packaged items, fresh meat, natural cleansers, vegatarian food, vegan food, awesome kale chips...

Where i come from every towns main grocery story is a co-op and nobody volunteers -- they are run like proper grocery stores. They look like proper grocery stores. We dont pay dues because they just come off the dividend.

The prices are a bit more expensive but the meat is the best and the veggies are nicer at times. They have a butcher on staff because they cut peoples meat... We just used to get a cow and split it with the neighbours so it culd fit in the freezer.

Your co-op sounds like it was made by hipters. Some co-ops exist because thats the only way the community could have a grocery store.


What I posted merited you calling me names?  Good.  All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat.  I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op.  Wanna know why? Huh?  Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum.  That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.
 
2013-04-25 12:53:25 AM  
"Can't you see you're not making rape any better, you're just making jogging worse."
 
2013-04-25 12:58:26 AM  
Look for anyone suffering from Diminished Gluteal System.
 
2013-04-25 12:59:05 AM  
Syndrome.

Damn autocorrect
 
2013-04-25 12:59:33 AM  

Oldiron_79: SirEattonHogg: So is the jogger Japanese or Chinese?

Laotian


Uh, so is she Chinese or Japanese?
 
2013-04-25 01:10:17 AM  

Claude Ballse: Oldiron_79: SirEattonHogg: So is the jogger Japanese or Chinese?

Laotian

Uh, so is she Chinese or Japanese?


I thought this is what she looked like

guyism.com
 
2013-04-25 01:24:52 AM  

Lifeless: Your co-op doesn't sound very co-operative. Like the kind of place that would market a Chevrolet and call it an American car.


It is co-operative. When i was a kid we lived on a farm a half hour from town (pop. 6000 including surrounding hamlets) -- it was a HUGE town compared to the rest of the crap in north alberta) and the only grocery stores were a locally owned and operated IGA and the co-op. The co-op and the iga were pretty much the same stuff on opposite sides of town. Then the entire town flooded and the coop and iga went completely under water. They both moved to new and bigger better locations (government money for rebuilding -- both grocery stores for the entire region were gone) and as oil and gas got bigger around here bigger stores moved in. Now theres also an extra foods and a walmart...

The co-op has been running since 1975. Instead of a loyalty program you buy a share in the co-op and you use your co-op number when you buy food. You get dividends based on how much money you spend there. They expanded and put in a gas bar last year and now you can buy co-op gas! I like that.

The fact that they sell to people who dont have memberships to the co-op could play a role in it. I'mean -- why not sell to the public? The money just goes to shareholders in the local community. Rather than say -- a franchise office in calgary or toronto.

Cool story huh?
 
2013-04-25 01:34:32 AM  

tuna fingers: What I posted merited you calling me names? Good. All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat. I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op. Wanna know why? Huh? Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum. That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.


But i didnt call you names at all. Hipster? I called your grocery store hipster. And that term doesn't exactly have to be taken in the most derogatory sense.

I just wanted to talk about how where i come from co-ops are way different from what you are talking about. And that the co-op you were talking about sounds more like a communal store for people who want more control over their produce and stuff. Its sort of the same its just different aswell.

I suppose i could seem a bit prickish and assholey in my Boobies but wow. Wow.

Bad day huh?
 
2013-04-25 01:42:43 AM  

mikefinch: tuna fingers: What I posted merited you calling me names? Good. All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat. I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op. Wanna know why? Huh? Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum. That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.

But i didnt call you names at all. Hipster? I called your grocery store hipster. And that term doesn't exactly have to be taken in the most derogatory sense.

I just wanted to talk about how where i come from co-ops are way different from what you are talking about. And that the co-op you were talking about sounds more like a communal store for people who want more control over their produce and stuff. Its sort of the same its just different aswell.

I suppose i could seem a bit prickish and assholey in my Boobies but wow. Wow.

Bad day huh?


Oh don't do THAT now.  I wasted some of my best stuff (and I ain't even that good) on a NICE GUY?
 
2013-04-25 01:43:06 AM  
My favorite king of the hill character is Cotton Hill. That irascible old coot killed fidy men!

/ my favorite episode was the two parter where cotton goes back to Japan.
 
2013-04-25 01:47:58 AM  

tuna fingers: mikefinch: tuna fingers: What I posted merited you calling me names? Good. All is fair now you low rent piece of shiat. I don't give a farkity fark about your stupid co-op. Wanna know why? Huh? Because it nurtures pieces of living shiat like the turd you call your mom. You good for nothing scum. That cow that the neighbors split is respectfully deemed your wife in communities that raised children correctly you halfwit.

But i didnt call you names at all. Hipster? I called your grocery store hipster. And that term doesn't exactly have to be taken in the most derogatory sense.

I just wanted to talk about how where i come from co-ops are way different from what you are talking about. And that the co-op you were talking about sounds more like a communal store for people who want more control over their produce and stuff. Its sort of the same its just different aswell.

I suppose i could seem a bit prickish and assholey in my Boobies but wow. Wow.

Bad day huh?

Oh don't do THAT now.  I wasted some of my best stuff (and I ain't even that good) on a NICE GUY?


I know- WTF am I going to do with all this popcorn.
 
2013-04-25 01:53:25 AM  

tuna fingers: Oh don't do THAT now. I wasted some of my best stuff (and I ain't even that good) on a NICE GUY?


Its ok. Deep down were all assholes so i'm sure i deserve it. I just draw the line at the wife bit. ACK! THINE LADY HATH BEEN DISHONORED!!! HAVE AT YOU!. But i'm canadian so i had to be all nice about it.

iheartscotch:
/ my favorite episode was the two parter where cotton goes back to Japan.

The episode where Dale ended up in the bell tower...
 
2013-04-25 02:01:22 AM  
General FYI - story's getting a bit of attention up here because the park's been the site of a few assaults, including a murder 4 years ago. http://blogs.vancouversun.com/2013/04/ 24/female-ubc-student-assaulted- in-pacific-spirit-park/
 
2013-04-25 02:38:18 AM  
*clicks link expecting propane salesman*Sunnuvabiatch I tell you what..
 
2013-04-25 02:51:40 AM  
What does "aboriginal" mean in Canadia? Black? Native? When I hear Aboriginal I think Australian Aboriginal.
 
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