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(News 1130)   Female jogger attacked by Hank Hill   (news1130.com) divider line 110
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2013-04-24 09:04:20 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 09:04:35 PM
"I attack with propane and propane accessories I tell you what"
www.news1130.com
 
2013-04-24 09:17:51 PM
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www.magweb.com
 
2013-04-24 09:24:54 PM
Article says she was attacked by an aboriginal person. Hank wasn't born in Texas, so it can't be him.
 
2013-04-24 09:33:54 PM
lulz
 
2013-04-24 09:39:14 PM
I laughed.
 
2013-04-24 09:40:53 PM

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2013-04-24 10:01:19 PM
good call subby
 
2013-04-24 10:08:51 PM
They should check everyone for narrah urethras.
 
2013-04-24 10:10:39 PM
They said Aboriginal, but he doesn't look Aboriginal. Unless they're in England and they mean it literally (with a lower-case "a.")
 
2013-04-24 10:12:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 10:13:19 PM
She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground before running away.

He 3ed her to the ground?  What a sick freak.
 
2013-04-24 10:15:02 PM
img580.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-24 10:15:07 PM
While his accomplice, Rusty Shackelford, gets away without being noticed once again.

/Shi Sha!
 
2013-04-24 10:15:43 PM
Damn you, Igor Jakovsky !
 
2013-04-24 10:17:35 PM
The victim should have gone with the "That's my purse!  I don't know you!" defense.
 
2013-04-24 10:18:07 PM
She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground

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2013-04-24 10:18:22 PM
Hank Hill is one of the cartoon voices I can do perfectly, so getting a kick. Can also do perfect Hedonism bot.
 
2013-04-24 10:19:48 PM
Yup.
 
2013-04-24 10:20:45 PM
Yup.
 
2013-04-24 10:23:00 PM
I love everyone in this thread.

No really.

Dangit!
 
2013-04-24 10:23:33 PM
That boy just ain't right.
 
2013-04-24 10:23:34 PM
The boy ain't right.
 
2013-04-24 10:23:38 PM

picturescrazy: She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUNNNNDDDD!!!!!
 
2013-04-24 10:24:00 PM
 
2013-04-24 10:25:29 PM
That boy ain't right.
 
2013-04-24 10:27:09 PM
Propane is a hell of a drug
 
2013-04-24 10:27:42 PM

Oldiron_79: Can also do perfect Hedonism bot.


NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-24 10:27:42 PM
The assailant threw her to the ground and she scraped her knees. Anyone else thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

/Protop for chicks: wear kneepads when jogging and on carpets.
 
2013-04-24 10:27:45 PM
No all we need is the pre-k suspect drawing and this thread is complete.
 
2013-04-24 10:29:54 PM
I bet Cotton's finally proud of his boy
 
2013-04-24 10:30:44 PM

skinink: Damn you, Igor Jakovsky !


hehe
 
2013-04-24 10:34:29 PM
Hank Hill was never amusing.
 
2013-04-24 10:35:46 PM
That's my purse, I don't know you!
 
2013-04-24 10:36:29 PM

Kibbler: I love everyone in this thread.

No really.

Dangit!


This. KOTH is the Arrested Development of animation... Maybe not as under-appreciated but not given its proper due.
 
2013-04-24 10:37:17 PM

clintster: picturescrazy: She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground

[i41.photobucket.com image 300x230]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUNNNNDDDD!!!!!


I'M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!!!

/love that song
 
2013-04-24 10:37:45 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-24 10:38:15 PM
Bwaaaaaaahh
 
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2013-04-24 10:39:33 PM

srk-one: Kibbler: I love everyone in this thread.

No really.

Dangit!

This. KOTH is the Arrested Development of animation... Maybe not as under-appreciated but not given its proper due.


Yup.
 
2013-04-24 10:39:38 PM

Sticky Hands: Propane is a hell of a drug


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2013-04-24 10:39:38 PM

balki1867: I bet Cotton's finally proud of his boy


Are you kidding? She got away! Bad Hank got beat by a woman! Cotton would have followed through for sure. He killed fiddy men!
 
2013-04-24 10:39:44 PM
Peggy, I can see your whatnots.
 
2013-04-24 10:41:41 PM

minoridiot: That's my purse, I don't know you!


LOL, This episode and the "That's what she said" episode were easily my two favorites.
 
2013-04-24 10:43:31 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: Are you kidding? She got away! Bad Hank got beat by a woman! Cotton would have followed through for sure. He killed fiddy men!


Alright you busted me, I didn't RTFA; I just clicked on the link and looked at the picture.

LOL, Bad Hank.
 
2013-04-24 10:44:00 PM

almandot: Hank Hill was never amusing.


It's not like he doesn't have a sense of humor.

He laughs at Tony Danza.
 
2013-04-24 10:44:56 PM

picturescrazy: She says he grabbed her and thre her to the ground

[i41.photobucket.com image 300x230]


I funny'd
 
2013-04-24 10:45:06 PM

balki1867: minoridiot: That's my purse, I don't know you!

LOL, This episode and the "That's what she said" episode were easily my two favorites.


The "that's my purse!" episode also has the show's best title: "Bobby Goes Nuts"
 
2013-04-24 10:45:17 PM
i83.photobucket.com

Hank Hill don't give a fark.
 
2013-04-24 10:46:06 PM
did she yell "give me back my purse"
 
2013-04-24 10:47:45 PM
CSB.
The Mrs and I belong to the local Co-Op grocery.  When we discuss that with friends back in Denver, most don't get it.  My wife explains that as members we are partial owners, we pay dues, we volunteer, we have faith that what we can purchase their is local, organic, natural, etc.  There's really inexpensive bulk items, really costly packaged items, fresh meat, natural cleansers, vegatarian food, vegan food, awesome kale chips...

Ain't nobody got time for that.  I simply send this pic.

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