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(CNBC)   New US $100 bills are coming in October, not that you'd be able to get one   (cnbc.com) divider line 137
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2013-04-24 08:12:48 PM
"Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?
 
2013-04-24 09:01:47 PM

Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?


Yes, commonly in casinos.
 
2013-04-24 09:06:04 PM
The evolution of U. S. currency reminds me of Super Soakers.
 
2013-04-24 09:10:54 PM

Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?


i got one from a Citibank ATM in a 7-11.
 
2013-04-24 09:16:44 PM

timujin: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Yes, commonly in casinos.


Because obviously everyone lives down the road from a casino.
 
2013-04-24 09:23:53 PM

Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?


Generally, most ATMs are stocked with $100s and $20s.
 
2013-04-24 09:33:50 PM
If I got anything larger than a $20 bill from an ATM anywhere but a casino I'd be pretty upset. They don't spend well on most of my day-to-day purchases.
 
2013-04-24 09:40:29 PM
And two weeks after the bill is released, North Korea will have it replicated.
 
2013-04-24 10:02:25 PM

Candygram4Mongo: There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?


$100 is the new $20.
 
2013-04-24 10:30:16 PM
"This is fake! There's no such thing as a $100 dollar bill!"

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 10:35:47 PM
When I heard this story earlier today, my first thought was "I wonder if I'll ever have one of those again?"

/someone please kill me
 
2013-04-24 10:48:05 PM

12349876: timujin: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Yes, commonly in casinos.

Because obviously everyone lives down the road from a casino.


You don't?!?


And I thought everyone was going to have wheelbarrows full of them. Blah blah print press blah blah.
 
2013-04-24 11:28:53 PM
www.significancemagazine.org
 
2013-04-24 11:41:21 PM
Coming in October?    Somebody get the Fed Reserve some Viagra before it dies of exhaustion
 
2013-04-24 11:42:53 PM
I prefer the original....

cdn.smosh.com
 
2013-04-24 11:43:00 PM
http://www.newmoney.gov/newmoney/default.aspx

for actual info on the newness. from the people making them.
 
2013-04-24 11:47:52 PM
My local news channel posted an update about the new bill on their facebook page and of course the first thing someone complained about is the distinct lack of "In God We Trust" on the bill. Because 'MERICA is GODS  COUNTRY or some dumb shiat like that.

/Idiots will be idiots
 
2013-04-24 11:47:55 PM
It might as well be a $1000 bill for a lot of us.
 
2013-04-24 11:48:33 PM
Subby mom pay in those
 
2013-04-24 11:49:16 PM
Dont you dare ask what I did for those hundred dollar bills.
 
2013-04-24 11:51:20 PM
Who uses paper money?
 
2013-04-24 11:51:46 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 11:52:15 PM

Shostie: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Generally, most ATMs are stocked with $100s and $20s.


How much do you have to pull to get C-Notes?  I've pulled a couple grand for a quick car purchase, a couple times, and always got just a mega-stack of $20s.

Interesting how this is culturally.  In Japan, ATMs typically give out nothing but Y10,000 (slightly over $100) bills.  Buy a Coke at 7-11 with a Y10,000 and absolutely nobody blinks an eye.  Even scarier to me was putting a $100-bill-equivalent in a vending machine (train tickets or what-not).  It's like, um, I've seen machines eat bills in my life, I ain't gambling $100!
 
2013-04-24 11:52:55 PM

Oldiron_79: Dont you dare ask what I did for those hundred dollar bills.


All I want to know is did you take pictures?  Sell them and buy a better camera next time.
 
2013-04-24 11:54:23 PM

King Something: [www.significancemagazine.org image 600x300]


There are a lot of African immigrants here locally that work at the Farmland plant. They send money home ALL THE TIME. Mostly to Democratic Republic of Congo, but sometimes to other countries in the region. It's jarring to see the exchange rate.
 
2013-04-24 11:58:27 PM
The small time counterfeiters will just print the older bills. You'd be amazed the low quality forgeries that police eventually collect that people accept.
 
2013-04-24 11:59:23 PM

12349876: timujin: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Yes, commonly in casinos.

Because obviously everyone lives down the road from a casino.


Come to Oklahoma, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting an Indian casino.
 
2013-04-25 12:00:18 AM
But will they smell like corn syrup?
 
2013-04-25 12:00:31 AM
Opening price is $95 and dropping fast.  Bring your own wheelbarrow.

www.officialpsds.com
 
2013-04-25 12:02:32 AM

ph0rk: Who uses paper money?


pot smokers
 
2013-04-25 12:07:33 AM
This should help inflation slightly because they will have to shut down the printing presses for a few hours to put the next plates in.
 
2013-04-25 12:08:28 AM

Mrbogey: The small time counterfeiters will just print the older bills. You'd be amazed the low quality forgeries that police eventually collect that people accept.


Exactly, not too many cashiers really know what they are supposed to look like because the bill has been changed so many times in recent years. Counterfeiters could probably make their 100s with a mix of different versions of the 100 dollar bill and still get away with it. And I saw a show on cable TV describing how they used Aqua Net hair spray on their fake paper to fool the marking pens. I guess that's not a secret anymore.
 
2013-04-25 12:11:40 AM

Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?


Yes. Vegas, New Orleans, and Tampa have places that spit out $100 bills (that I have been to).
 
2013-04-25 12:12:13 AM

Mrbogey: The small time counterfeiters will just print the older bills. You'd be amazed the low quality forgeries that police eventually collect that people accept.


Anyone who actually cares and looks at their money will check. Most cashiers don't fall into this category..
 
2013-04-25 12:13:06 AM
DON.MAC:

That gave me a hearty chortle!
 
2013-04-25 12:13:12 AM

Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?


Here's a question for any knowledgeable farkers--did any early ATMs allow you to take out a specific dollar amount, like, say, $23.00? I seem to have a memory of being able to request specific dollar amounts from my bank's ATM, back when ATMs first appeared, but perhaps I'm mistaken.
 
2013-04-25 12:15:33 AM
Money is supposed to be green, goddammit.

/unless it's actual coins made of actual gold, copper or silver
 
2013-04-25 12:15:46 AM
Speak for yourself, Subby.
 
2013-04-25 12:15:48 AM

The Downfall: King Something: [www.significancemagazine.org image 600x300]

There are a lot of African immigrants here locally that work at the Farmland plant. They send money home ALL THE TIME. Mostly to Democratic Republic of Congo, but sometimes to other countries in the region. It's jarring to see the exchange rate.


I have read that Nicaragua is a good place to head to with as little as $100k USD and you can live nicely.
I also hear they have a volatile government and regular violent crime problems. So there's that. But I haven't researched it in depth.
 
2013-04-25 12:16:06 AM
www.hundreddollarbill.info
What, no Blingee or crying 9-11 eagle?

/next update, I know
 
2013-04-25 12:17:41 AM
Is that pot of gold on there?
 
2013-04-25 12:17:50 AM

ph0rk: Who uses paper money?


www.inflexwetrust.com
Straight cash Homie.
 
2013-04-25 12:18:27 AM

HotWingAgenda: Money is supposed to be green, goddammit.

/unless it's actual coins made of actual gold, copper or silver


Eventually all money will turn away from the color green and phrases such as, "show me the green" will become antiquated idioms that our children's children won't understand, like "roll up the window" or "be kind, rewind"

/bet THAT makes ya feel old, huh?
 
2013-04-25 12:20:04 AM

TastyEloi: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Here's a question for any knowledgeable farkers--did any early ATMs allow you to take out a specific dollar amount, like, say, $23.00? I seem to have a memory of being able to request specific dollar amounts from my bank's ATM, back when ATMs first appeared, but perhaps I'm mistaken.


Not that I recall.  However, BoA is introducing exact-change "smart" ATMs.  They include video chat with remote tellers who can tell you what buttons to push.
 
2013-04-25 12:23:38 AM
static5.depositphotos.com

THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM

1913-2013

Celebrating 100 years of Official Counterfeiting

 
2013-04-25 12:25:41 AM

Shostie: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Generally, most ATMs are stocked with $100s and $20s.


Not around here.  Ask for $400 and you'll get it all in twenties in this city.
 
2013-04-25 12:25:43 AM
I don't get the point of circulating new money to thwart counterfeits.  I mean if people still accept the old bills then counterfeits won't stop....
 
2013-04-25 12:26:45 AM

TastyEloi: Candygram4Mongo: "Coming to an ATM near you?" There are ATMs that spit out $100 bills?

Here's a question for any knowledgeable farkers--did any early ATMs allow you to take out a specific dollar amount, like, say, $23.00? I seem to have a memory of being able to request specific dollar amounts from my bank's ATM, back when ATMs first appeared, but perhaps I'm mistaken.


The first ATM I remember using (early 80s) I think gave out $5s and $10s (not even sure if 20s).  What I remember about it though, was each bill was rolled up, tight the long way, in a little plastic tube. Which was inconvenient, but kinda space-age cool, too.  I'm guessing that the 'separate the bills and make sure you're giving out the right number' technology was a lot harder to perfect than 'drop three little lipstick-sized tubes'.
 
2013-04-25 12:27:35 AM

ph0rk: Who uses paper money?


People buying stuff they don't want anybody to be able to track.  Things like guns, bibles and more than 7 days worth of food.
 
2013-04-25 12:28:09 AM

DON.MAC: This should help inflation slightly because they will have to shut down the printing presses for a few hours to put the next plates in.


Inflation has been steady since the Carter administration, except for a small spike at about 1990 and another at 2008, then inflation promptly went negative during 2009.
 
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