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(Daily Mail)   Man finds naked woman sitting in his bathtub after she crawled through his doggy door. Some guys have all the luck   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-24 09:52:53 PM  
Nowhere did I see the word "alcohol" in that article. I'm confused.
 
2013-04-24 10:07:32 PM  
I like my women like I like my dogs - able to fit through doggy doors, and horny.
 
2013-04-24 10:37:29 PM  
Funny, it took me a month to convince my girlfriend to do that.  And another month to get her to bark convincingly the whole time.
 
2013-04-24 10:45:01 PM  
Yeah but the chicks who do that are never the chicks you want to do that.
 
2013-04-24 11:29:48 PM  
Are you kidding? fark that. Anyone shows up in my motherfarking bathtub unannounced, boy or girl,  naked or not, is gonna find themselves in a world of pain, Smokey.
 
2013-04-25 12:44:46 AM  
She came in through the bathroom widow, protected by a silver spoon?
 
2013-04-25 12:49:42 AM  

Somacandra: Are you kidding? fark that. Anyone shows up in my motherfarking bathtub unannounced, boy or girl,  naked or not, is gonna find themselves in a world of pain, Smokey.


I dunno. If a naked woman showed up in my tub unannounced, I think I might be willing to give her the benefit of a doubt.
 
2013-04-25 12:51:49 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: I like my women like I like my dogs - able to fit through doggy doors, and horny.


Lol
 
2013-04-25 12:51:57 AM  
It's not a doggy door; it's a fatty exclusion device.
 
2013-04-25 12:53:12 AM  
fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap....
 
2013-04-25 12:53:50 AM  
I clicked that link expecting to see something truly horrible.
that women can crawl around naked in my house any day.
 
2013-04-25 12:54:16 AM  
"Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me..."
 
2013-04-25 12:54:39 AM  
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-25 12:55:20 AM  
Kinda cute.  I'd throw throw her a bone.
 
2013-04-25 12:55:48 AM  

Oldiron_79: Sock Ruh Tease: I like my women like I like my dogs - able to fit through doggy doors, and horny.

Lol


So in other words, you like 12 year old biatches.
 
2013-04-25 12:55:53 AM  
I'm going to have to go with "this chick is obviously insane" and...

Good Guy: She shouldn't be taken advantage of, and she needs my help.

Bad Guy: If she's that insane I'm acting in my own self preservation to call somebody to come get her.
 
2013-04-25 12:56:14 AM  
Oh, right, but if she'd fit through the cat flap, you'd be all bragging about it.
 
2013-04-25 12:57:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [farm5.static.flickr.com image 500x339]


Came for this, leaving frustrated.

/ifyouknowhatimean
 
2013-04-25 12:57:19 AM  
What's that old saying? If you love something, set it free, and if it comes crawling back through the doggy door and ends up huddling in the fetal position in your bathtub, it was meant to be?
 
2013-04-25 12:58:18 AM  
If the homeowner had been a single guy, this would have never made news.
 
2013-04-25 12:58:41 AM  

PedanticSimpleton: Oldiron_79: Sock Ruh Tease: I like my women like I like my dogs - able to fit through doggy doors, and horny.

Lol

So in other words, you like 12 year old biatches.


No, that's this one:

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
 
2013-04-25 12:59:47 AM  

squibbits: If the homeowner had been a single guy, this would have never made news.


Until she finally made it out of the basement...
 
2013-04-25 01:00:25 AM  
This is in Texas. That's a good way to get shot.
 
2013-04-25 01:00:48 AM  
You just know that it was the wife that made that phone call...
 
2013-04-25 01:01:12 AM  
If this had been a man, you can damn sure bet you he'd get more than a  misdemeanor criminal trespass and criminal mischief, and that's a fact.
 
2013-04-25 01:01:35 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah but the chicks who do that are never the chicks you want to do that.


Some guys do nothing but complain.♫
 
2013-04-25 01:01:55 AM  
The homeowner told officers he doesn't have a dog

What the fark?

Soto, described as 4 feet, 11 inches tall and weighing 110 pounds

Not bad.
 
2013-04-25 01:03:25 AM  
Yep, she looks crazy/fun but you always pay dearly.
Never stick your dick in crazy, especially if it knows where you live.
I've stuck my dick in so much crazy it has an honorary degree in psychology.
 
2013-04-25 01:04:33 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Somacandra: Are you kidding? fark that. Anyone shows up in my motherfarking bathtub unannounced, boy or girl,  naked or not, is gonna find themselves in a world of pain, Smokey.

I dunno. If a naked woman showed up in my tub unannounced, I think I might be willing to give her the benefit of a doubt.


Back in early 2009 my roomie and I had stayed up nearly all night drinking and playing video games. At around 7:30 AM some kinda cute lady wrapped in nothing but a green towel came banging on the door.
She was so high on whatever that she had been going from apartment to apartment waking people up trying to find the place she lived. I got her to calm down a bit and gave her some water. I was following her on the sidewalk as she darted for the door where a police officer lived. I kid you not, just as she was about to knock, he opened the door (probably on his way to work), took one look at her, then saw me about 20 feet back, and said "What the hell is this shiat". 
/they carted her off after they found the right apartment and collected her baby. The other adults who came out looked zonked.
//weird morning.
 
2013-04-25 01:05:04 AM  
That'll do.

Mrs. Smurf "Oh hell yeah"

/giggity
 
2013-04-25 01:12:43 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: I like my women like I like my dogs - able to fit through doggy doors, and horny.


This one's for you, then. (NSFW)
 
HBK
2013-04-25 01:15:43 AM  

bangmaid: This is in Texas. That's a good way to get shot.


While technically you may be able to shoot her, it's gonna look a lot like you killed a hooker when the cops show up to find a dead, naked woman in your bathtub.
 
2013-04-25 01:16:34 AM  
....WHY doesn't this happen at MY house?
 
2013-04-25 01:17:40 AM  

tuna fingers: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah but the chicks who do that are never the chicks you want to do that.

Some guys do nothing but complain.♫


www.the80sman.com
 
2013-04-25 01:18:04 AM  

HBK: bangmaid: This is in Texas. That's a good way to get shot.

While technically you may be able to shoot her, it's gonna look a lot like you killed a hooker when the cops show up to find a dead, naked woman in your bathtub.


From reading other Fark threads, that's what I assumed car trunks were for.
 
2013-04-25 01:22:33 AM  
Not bad, but too much crazy I'll wager.
 
2013-04-25 01:31:35 AM  
img341.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-25 01:32:08 AM  
i so would have raped her
 
2013-04-25 01:33:00 AM  
finders keepers!
 
2013-04-25 01:44:39 AM  

F22raptom: i so would have raped her


Aww you're so sweet.  Troll again later.
 
2013-04-25 01:46:27 AM  

phrawgh: tuna fingers: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah but the chicks who do that are never the chicks you want to do that.

Some guys do nothing but complain.♫

[www.the80sman.com image 320x240]


Awwggg..
Here it is in all its glory.
Horrid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2WIFGQttE
 
2013-04-25 01:52:50 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Yeah but the chicks who do that are never the chicks you want to do that.


Yeah I know. (NSFW)
 
2013-04-25 01:58:22 AM  
Yeah, I love petite dark-haired women, but I prefer that they not be bug-f**k crazy.
 
2013-04-25 02:04:23 AM  
cdn.hiphopwired.com
 
2013-04-25 02:19:58 AM  
Just another night out for the Weatherford Werewolf. Before and after shot. It will be 2 days before the home owners discover the missing steak.

i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-25 02:41:18 AM  

BitwiseShift: Just another night out for the Weatherford Werewolf. Before and after shot. It will be 2 days before the home owners discover the missing steak.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 368x317][i.dailymail.co.uk image 450x317]


I'd put my silver bullet in her if you know what I mean.
I mean I'd offer her one of those crappy Coors my brother in law left in my fridge and send her on her way.
 
2013-04-25 03:00:43 AM  
nobody? wow. ok so you dont have a dog but you have a doggie door? jeesh.
 
2013-04-25 03:45:07 AM  

universebetween: nobody? wow. ok so you dont have a dog but you have a doggie door? jeesh.


Maybe the previous homeowner had it installed? Maybe they used to have a dog? Maybe they're getting a dog?
Really an odd thing to focus on.
 
2013-04-25 03:45:22 AM  
Nobody posted 99 problems and a biatch?

Wow, memes come and go so quickly these days...
 
2013-04-25 03:55:35 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nobody posted 99 problems and a biatch?

Wow, memes come and go so quickly these days...


The song is nine years old.  Thats like 140 in pop music years.
 
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