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(NBC Philadelphia)   College in Scranton loses its nursing accreditation. Tomorrow's class was supposed to teach how to treat burns from George Foreman grills   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 28
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2013-04-24 07:24:27 PM  
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2013-04-24 07:25:56 PM  
This is what happens when they don't get their bananas.
 
2013-04-24 07:26:02 PM  
I find discredited nurses more sexy.
 
2013-04-24 07:28:30 PM  
What about cornballer burns?
 
2013-04-24 07:31:25 PM  
This happened at my local community college. The students managed to successfully sue for a tuition refund
 
2013-04-24 07:33:36 PM  
"The philosophy of the faculty of the Nursing Program concerns the inter-relationships among people, health, nursing, education and the environment."

That is not the "philosophy" (by which I assume they mean "guiding principles") of the faculty; it is a statement about the faculty's "philosophy."  We now know what it concern.  What is it?
 
2013-04-24 07:37:26 PM  
Sure, the students may be out their tuition money, but at least they can kick back, relax, and enjoy a banana or two.

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Nevermind.
 
2013-04-24 07:56:47 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Sure, the students may be out their tuition money, but at least they can kick back, relax, and enjoy a banana or two.

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Nevermind.


Boy, it sure must've been something...
 
2013-04-24 08:01:33 PM  
Came for an Office reference, done in one.
 
2013-04-24 08:13:47 PM  
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2013-04-24 08:16:04 PM  
Born and raised in Scranton. Left. Church and bar on every block. Illegals and crackheads now populate most of the city.
 
2013-04-24 08:22:10 PM  
Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(
 
2013-04-24 08:24:10 PM  

wataga123: Born and raised in Scranton. Left. Church and bar on every block. Illegals and crackheads now populate most of the city.


They do have some really good Thai food, however.
 
2013-04-24 08:29:14 PM  

fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(


Is this some new kind of particular troll with which I am particularly unfamiliar?
 
2013-04-24 08:35:26 PM  
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Heloooo Scranton nurse.
 
2013-04-24 09:00:09 PM  

keypusher: fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(

Is this some new kind of particular troll with which I am particularly unfamiliar?


He kinda explained it.  Teresa was the front person for a lot of nasty business, but that's par for the course with Catholicism.
 
2013-04-24 09:02:04 PM  

reklamfox: This happened at my local community college. The students managed to successfully sue for a tuition refund


Happened down here at the Dona Ana CC too, just recently.
Is this some weird off-the-charts trend?
 
2013-04-24 09:04:45 PM  

Critch: keypusher: fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(

Is this some new kind of particular troll with which I am particularly unfamiliar?

He kinda explained it.  Teresa was the front person for a lot of nasty business, but that's par for the course with Catholicism.


I lost track of the MT hate.  What is described up there is called hospice care in the good ol' US of A.  I don't recall it being that... related to that but not that.
 
2013-04-24 09:21:12 PM  

Critch: keypusher: fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(

Is this some new kind of particular troll with which I am particularly unfamiliar?

He kinda explained it.  Teresa was the front person for a lot of nasty business, but that's par for the course with Catholicism.


What tuna fingers said.  Also, a lot of the best hospitals in the U.S. are Catholic...and not because they don't treat people.  So I'm going with (feeble) trolling.
 
2013-04-24 09:30:03 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: wataga123: Born and raised in Scranton. Left. Church and bar on every block. Illegals and crackheads now populate most of the city.

They do have some really good Thai food, however.


And a bowling alley that is OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY!  For when you wake up at 3AM in the morning and think, man, I need a bowling alley.
 
2013-04-24 10:00:25 PM  

fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(


wow. either tell us about the priest that raped you or get some professional farking help. you're a mess. i've spent time in several mental institutions and never met someone this farked up.
 
2013-04-24 10:22:09 PM  

fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(


Almost had me but it's just too stupid to be effective.
 
2013-04-24 10:29:14 PM  
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2013-04-24 11:29:06 PM  
I see that it was a reference to The Office, thought it was a reference to this story from Not Always Working
 
2013-04-25 03:23:01 AM  
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This is a big farking deal!
 
2013-04-25 04:28:56 AM  
just keep believing the biatch was a good person.

Don't bother to do your research, you'll discover something unpleasant.

Mother Teresa a saint. HAH.
 
2013-04-25 07:01:55 AM  

reklamfox: This happened at my local community college. The students managed to successfully sue for a tuition refund


Unless the students get a change of venue, that will never happen in Scranton. The judges are too corrupt.
 
2013-04-25 12:11:02 PM  

fluffy2097: Catholic hospital.

Maybe if they washed their hands instead of praying to prevent infection, they'd still have a farking cert.

Oh who am I kidding. Catholics, Particularly Mother Teresa  in particular, just makes hospitals so they can be close to the suffering of the dying, not to treat them at all.

/go look at Mothe Teresa's homes for the dying in india.
//They call it "home for the dying" not "hospital" for a reason.
///By prolonging your agony, they become closer to god.
////I wish i was farking making it up :(


Apparently a lot of people don't know about "Mother Teresa."  What fluffy posted is true.
 
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