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(The Week)   Six animals that science has discovered can dance better than most white guys   (theweek.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-24 03:22:20 PM  

Freshwater algae is an animal?

"That's really wild. I did not know that."
binaryapi.ap.org
 
2013-04-24 06:22:40 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Golly gee. That is rather racist, sir. If it's ok, I wish you would not do that. If you don't mind, of course.
 
2013-04-24 06:22:50 PM  
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

/by sheer coincidence, that episode is airing right now
 
2013-04-24 06:24:12 PM  
I'm great, you stink . . . deal with it.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-24 06:24:40 PM  
Of course there's birds on the list!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2d44l_morris-day-the-time-the-bird _m usic#.UXhbbkqQOyA

Morris Day and the Mother Farkin' Time!
 
2013-04-24 06:25:09 PM  
That's racist
 
2013-04-24 06:25:54 PM  
7) Drunk sorority girl
 
2013-04-24 06:27:35 PM  
The Deltas would like to disagree.

Mobile farking, so someone please post Bluto dancing to Shout.
 
2013-04-24 06:28:35 PM  
 
2013-04-24 06:30:15 PM  
A sloth can slow dance like nobody's business.
 
2013-04-24 06:31:15 PM  
thank goodness white guys are known for being so well endowed.

Oh wait.
 
2013-04-24 06:31:39 PM  
OK the dancing spider video was pretty cute.
 
2013-04-24 06:33:01 PM  

trapped-in-CH: thank goodness white guys are known for being so well endowed.

Oh wait.


"He has a huge...bank account."
 
2013-04-24 06:35:23 PM  

trapped-in-CH: thank goodness white guys are known for being so well endowed.

Oh wait.


Gimme a break, I just got out of the pool.
 
2013-04-24 06:39:29 PM  
I love the spider video!  The guys are all "Hey, baby!  Look what I can do!" and the girl is all "Nah - seen it.  Now I'm gonna eat you."

Somebody more talented than me needs to put some music and dialogue on that video.
 
2013-04-24 06:39:54 PM  

skullkrusher: Golly gee. That is rather racist, sir. If it's ok, I wish you would not do that. If you don't mind, of course.


You know how you get over white racism? ....Just laugh heartily, and say "I'm still white."
 
2013-04-24 06:41:24 PM  
Snowball the dancing bird is still funny no matter how many times I watch him.
 
2013-04-24 06:41:46 PM  
I *know* hippo is on that list. I don't need to look.
 
2013-04-24 06:42:44 PM  
i818.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 06:43:15 PM  
 
2013-04-24 06:43:24 PM  
Well, we already know that spiders have rhythm
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-24 06:43:46 PM  
Elaine from Seinfeld dancing is the first thing I thought of.
 
2013-04-24 06:44:30 PM  
MOST white guys.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 06:46:24 PM  
Is a baboon on the list?

/hey subby started it
 
2013-04-24 06:49:20 PM  
FTA: The female uses the dance moves to determine if the male is healthy enough to be an ideal mating partner."

Not unlike humans.

Those who don't make the cut are killed and eaten by the female.

Well, it's probably less brutal than some rejections I've endured.
 
2013-04-24 06:52:11 PM  
Only six?
 
2013-04-24 06:54:33 PM  
John, Paul, George, Ringo and Dung.
 
2013-04-24 06:59:39 PM  
White guys be all, "Hold on just a goshdarned minute! Could someone please tell me if I'm doing this right? Should I keep my left foot in or put my right foot out? Is...is this how you do the Dougie? C'MON!!!"
And the Congolese breakdancin' spider be like, "Awww, hell naw! This is MY shiat, nickra. You bettah clear some room, 'cause I'm about to tear this muthafarker UP!"
 
2013-04-24 06:59:52 PM  

uncleacid: John, Paul, George, Ringo and

Dung Clarence.

FTFY

www.earcandymag.com
 
2013-04-24 07:03:15 PM  
Congrats, subby!  You write headlines just like (Featured Partner).


Seriously.
 
2013-04-24 07:06:29 PM  
But only whitest of whites can dance with wolves.
 
2013-04-24 07:11:32 PM  

tuna fingers: Congrats, subby!  You write headlines just like (Featured Partner).


Seriously.


Totally agree, I was confused to see comments next to it
 
2013-04-24 07:17:11 PM  
My absolute favorite will always be the dancing Mexican dog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRb94IbL138
 
2013-04-24 07:20:49 PM  
I. farking. Love. Peacock spiders.
 
2013-04-24 07:23:29 PM  

AGremlin: uncleacid: John, Paul, George, Ringo andDung Clarence.

FTFY

[www.earcandymag.com image 390x309]


Hey! I remember those guys. They had a string of wildly successful hits, such as: "Help Me, Man", "She Loves You, Man" and "The Biatch Got a Ticket to Ride But She Don't Care, Man".
 
2013-04-24 07:26:34 PM  
oi36.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-24 07:26:50 PM  

megarian: I. farking. Love. Peacock spiders.


They are, in fact, the only kind of spider that I have no problem with.
 
2013-04-24 07:34:48 PM  
My dog, for one.
 
2013-04-24 07:35:09 PM  
My husband has an excuse.  He was raised Baptist.

/I had to tell him to act like he's having sex standing up.  It helped.  A lot.
 
2013-04-24 07:42:58 PM  
...and make better music than most black guys.
 
2013-04-24 07:47:04 PM  

Dastardly Scoundrel: AGremlin: uncleacid: John, Paul, George, Ringo and Dung Clarence.

FTFY

[www.earcandymag.com image 390x309]

Hey! I remember those guys. They had a string of wildly successful hits, such as: "Help Me, Man", "She Loves You, Man" and "The Biatch Got a Ticket to Ride But She Don't Care, Man".


Yeah, I can't believe those no talent @$$clowns made it and Clarence is relatively unknown.

/Little known fact; he taught them all how to dance.
 
2013-04-24 08:01:49 PM  
This white guy needs to get a better video as proof that white guys indeed can dance.

/swing hard or go home
 
2013-04-24 08:04:29 PM  

Arachnophobe: megarian: I. farking. Love. Peacock spiders.

They are, in fact, the only kind of spider that I have no problem with.


*reads handle*

Alright, that's pretty funny. :)
 
2013-04-24 08:04:58 PM  
That's why they call them animals.

/Sorry, not usually racist
 
2013-04-24 08:24:00 PM  
This is a terrible headline. Not because of the racism - casual (and not so casual) racism against white dudes is standard practice here at Fark, after all.

No, this is a terrible headline because Snowball the cockatoo dances EXACTLY like a white dude.

-The bobbing head.
-The shuffling feet, stomping up and down but going nowhere, as if Snowball is unsure what to do with them.
-The raised "fist", pumped in time with the music.
-Even the occasional screech of excitement when a particularly pleasing musical passage is played.

Snowball is, in fact, the archetypical white male "dancing" at every live concert.
 
2013-04-24 08:44:47 PM  
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-24 09:25:52 PM  
 
2013-04-24 10:01:02 PM  

SmithHiller: Moonwalking manakin (set to music):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=T2Bsu4z9Y3k #t =115s


That was so cute :D
 
2013-04-24 10:06:07 PM  

croesius: My absolute favorite will always be the dancing Mexican dog:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRb94IbL138


The chihuahua dancing the flamenco rates right up there with this :)
 
2013-04-24 10:23:17 PM  

poodebunker: SmithHiller: Moonwalking manakin (set to music):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=T2Bsu4z9Y3k #t =115s

That was so cute :D


Then who knows what we might find next?
 
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