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(Post-Star)   Walmart's Blue Ball Special: Men's pants are half off   (poststar.com ) divider line
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9763 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2013 at 4:33 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-24 02:54:55 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 03:06:39 PM  
No pic of the perp?
 
2013-04-24 03:44:44 PM  
Made in America
 
2013-04-24 04:20:13 PM  
My home area... making me proud...
 
2013-04-24 04:25:08 PM  

Walker: No pic of the perp?


Did you really want one?

www.fbastard.com

/What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-04-24 04:35:48 PM  
That is sooooooo trashy.

I only turn tricks at Target or Nordstroms.

/I'm walkin' here!  I'm walkin' here!
 
2013-04-24 04:38:26 PM  
If this were K Mart I'd say this was the Red Light Special.
 
2013-04-24 04:40:18 PM  

Mazzic518: Walker: No pic of the perp?

Did you really want one?

[www.fbastard.com image 480x640]

/What's his Fark handle?


YIKES.
I thought he might be hot being a professional gigolo and all. I was so wrong.
 
2013-04-24 04:40:52 PM  
"We're appalled that something like this could be happening in one of our stores," she said. "They aren't allowed to make any more money than we pay them. We own them"
 
2013-04-24 04:41:48 PM  
Well that would have been convenient I could have picked up food for the week and received a hummer all in the same location. I do not understand sex in a public restroom many of them I regret having to use and when I do I wish to be out of there as quickly as possible.
 
2013-04-24 04:42:17 PM  
Must haved used some of that star anus.
 
2013-04-24 04:42:20 PM  
You know, he could have just shipped his pants for free with Kmart.
 
2013-04-24 04:42:40 PM  
I immediately thought of Roadhouse...

Bouncer: I'm on my break!
Swayze: Stay on it.

/photo-fu is weak or there would be an image
 
2013-04-24 04:42:54 PM  
Walmart really does sell everything.
 
2013-04-24 04:43:00 PM  
i46.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-24 04:44:16 PM  
People of Walmart, gross!
 
2013-04-24 04:44:26 PM  
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2013-04-24 04:45:28 PM  

Mazzic518: Did you really want one?


Of this guy?

HELL NO.

But I have seen quite a few attractive women working there.
 
2013-04-24 04:45:47 PM  
And +1, Subby.
 
2013-04-24 04:46:46 PM  
"Would you like a handie with your groceries?"
 
2013-04-24 04:48:32 PM  
Did he ship his pants? I've heard its common for folks to ship their pants at some of these big box stores..
 
2013-04-24 04:49:04 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-24 04:50:01 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-24 04:52:26 PM  
Women's big and tall department
 
2013-04-24 04:54:07 PM  

LikeALeafOnTheWind: Did he ship his pants? I've heard its common for folks to ship their pants at some of these big box stores..


No, they were half-off.  But he did ship his drawers.
 
2013-04-24 04:54:30 PM  

akula: Mazzic518: Did you really want one?

Of this guy?

HELL NO.

But I have seen quite a few attractive women working there.


img.izifunny.com
 
2013-04-24 04:58:32 PM  
This leads me to believe that at any given time any wal mart bath room could be a circus of activity.
 
2013-04-24 04:58:56 PM  
Bah, why not? If there was a chick selling blowjobs at my local Walmart I would run out for groceries every day.

A chick without facial hair
 
2013-04-24 04:59:27 PM  
And of all places, in Queens-bury
 
2013-04-24 04:59:28 PM  
Foster? What a strange name for a woma... Ohhhhhhhhh.

/oblivious
 
2013-04-24 05:00:34 PM  
I have nothing but pity in my heart for anyone who finds themselves so desperate to get laid they find themselves having sex in the bathroom at Wal*Mart and paying for the privilege on top of it.
 
2013-04-24 05:08:07 PM  
meanwhile, in the parking lot ...

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-04-24 05:13:04 PM  
i would just like to point out that 3 of the last 10 front page Fark stories are paid spots. This is an outrage?
 
2013-04-24 05:18:46 PM  

irgunner: i would just like to point out that 3 of the last 10 front page Fark stories are paid spots. This is an outrage?


Only if you pay for Fark.
 
2013-04-24 05:24:27 PM  
I thought "Consumer Whore" was only a euphemism.

=Smidge=
 
hej
2013-04-24 05:26:48 PM  
'Kayla Whaling, a spokeswoman for Wal-Mart, said Bills has been suspended pending an investigation by the company.

"We're appalled that something like this could be happening in one of our stores," she said.'

 Clearly you've never been in one of your stores.
 
2013-04-24 05:32:16 PM  

Walker: YIKES.
I thought he might be hot being a professional gigolo and all. I was so wrong.


I'm just a gigolo
And everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing...
 
2013-04-24 05:32:26 PM  
I know retailers are cutting corners these days, but this is getting ridiculous.

//side question - is that half-off vertically, or horizontally? That could make a significant difference
 
2013-04-24 05:32:33 PM  
farking at wallmart is...er I mean sounds so depressing
 
2013-04-24 05:33:29 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 05:37:26 PM  
Vudukungfu

"We're appalled that something like this could be happening in one of our stores," she said. "They aren't allowed to make any more money than we pay them. We own them"

All kidding aside, he probably wouldn't be turning tricks if they paid a living wage. Most of Wal-mart's full time employees qualify for food stamps.
 
2013-04-24 05:39:01 PM  
Men's room, hardware, children's wear, ladies lingerie Oh, good morning.  Going...down?
 
2013-04-24 05:41:14 PM  
government wielding power via badges with guns to arrest willing adults engaging in normal adult behavior is really wrong. i doubt i'll ever be able to wrap my head around their incredible and unnatural arrogance. and here this guy is such a hard worker he's trying to make money during break time. he's a farking hero.
 
2013-04-24 05:43:08 PM  
Walmart stores have "officials?" :-)
 
2013-04-24 05:47:30 PM  

KrispyKritter: government wielding power via badges with guns to arrest willing adults engaging in normal adult behavior is really wrong. i doubt i'll ever be able to wrap my head around their incredible and unnatural arrogance. and here this guy is such a hard worker he's trying to make money during break time. he's a farking hero.


Paying for sex with a stranger in a public restroom is normal to you?
 
2013-04-24 05:49:40 PM  
Glad they explained what Craigslist is. I had no idea it was an "online marketplace website"
 
2013-04-24 05:52:37 PM  
btraz70:

okay I'm wondering does mumu there have an exit strategy because I'm not seeing it, other than taking a torch to the poor cart....
 
2013-04-24 05:53:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Walmart stores have "officials?" :-)


Tenured Associates.  The natural progression: Associate -> Official -> Keith Richards -> Dead
 
2013-04-24 05:54:23 PM  

MBooda: Men's room, hardware, children's wear, ladies lingerie Oh, good morning. Going...down?


And once again Mrs. Slocombe's pussy has been neglected.
 
2013-04-24 06:00:10 PM  

MeanJean: Most of Wal-mart's full time employees qualify for food stamps.


Bullshiat.

Let's see your support.

I know some of them do (new hires don't start at great wages, but then, they don't at most retailers either), but once you've been there for any decent length of time you can make a decent wage. One of my wife's co-workers would end up now having to take a pay cut if she could actually land a teaching job... she's making more than that now. Others are earning $20+ per hour. Most are in the $15/hour range. Not too bad for what amounts to unskilled labor. And if they're full time, they get benefits too... that's more than somebody working at a mom and pop store is going to get.
 
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