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(Opposing Views)   19-year-old high schooler gets probation for 'penis slapping' his teammates. Being a 19-year-old high schooler is enough to earn the dumbass tag, everything else is just a bonus   (opposingviews.com) divider line 94
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2013-04-24 02:57:07 PM
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2013-04-24 03:08:33 PM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2013-04-24 03:08:47 PM
The criminal charges will be dropped if Kellen follows his probation rules, goes to anger management classes and gets counseling, said Todd County District Attorney Chuck Rasmussen.


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"The penis was angry that day, my friends."
 
2013-04-24 03:08:51 PM
Annnnnnnnnddddddd


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2013-04-24 03:09:32 PM
So very, very gay.
 
2013-04-24 03:09:42 PM
Onnce again, zero tolerance shows how pants-on-head retarded our public education system has become.

:(
 
2013-04-24 03:10:15 PM
What a creep!
 
2013-04-24 03:10:35 PM
What a manly jock.
 
2013-04-24 03:11:09 PM
What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?
 
2013-04-24 03:11:21 PM
Digital Penetration
 
2013-04-24 03:11:22 PM

gunga galunga: Onnce again, zero tolerance shows how pants-on-head retarded our public education system has become.

:(


Only getting probation for shoving your unwanted finger in other dude's asses doesn't sound like "tolerance" to you?
 
2013-04-24 03:12:01 PM

DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?


UFIA
 
2013-04-24 03:12:17 PM
www.friendsofcannabis.com
 
2013-04-24 03:12:47 PM
Sounds like he was filming a porn movie.
 
2013-04-24 03:13:22 PM
If I slapped someone around with mine, I'd be charged with Assault With a Weapon of Mass Destruction.
 
2013-04-24 03:13:32 PM

DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?


UFIA. Which concerns me more than the penis slapping, personally.
 
2013-04-24 03:13:36 PM

meanmutton: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA

 
2013-04-24 03:13:43 PM
Seth Kellen, 19, was sentenced to 10 years of probation after he allegedly "penis slapped" his high school basketball teammates on the back, "digitally penetrated" another teammate and exposed himself to young boys in an elevator.

man, when I was in high school, all we had was analog...
 
2013-04-24 03:13:45 PM

DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?


Well first, you make a fleshlight out of Minecraft blocks...
 
2013-04-24 03:14:53 PM

namegoeshere: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA. Which concerns me more than the penis slapping, personally.


Ah. Damn I replied, but it didn't post right. I get it now. :p The digitally threw me off. I was thinking too technical.

/Also, ew.
//Manly men!
 
2013-04-24 03:15:02 PM

gunga galunga: Onnce again, zero tolerance shows how pants-on-head retarded our public education system has become.


I'm not so sure a case where a guy is whacking other people with his penis, stuck his finger in someone's ass, attacked 6 classmates, and committed some other sexual assault is the right place to attack zero tolerance policies.
 
2013-04-24 03:16:10 PM

lennavan: gunga galunga: Onnce again, zero tolerance shows how pants-on-head retarded our public education system has become.

I'm not so sure a case where a guy is whacking other people with his penis, stuck his finger in someone's ass, attacked 6 classmates, and committed some other sexual assault is the right place to attack zero tolerance policies.


But don't you call him gay.
 
2013-04-24 03:16:39 PM

MBooda: If I slapped someone around with mine, I'd be charged with Assault With a Weapon of Mass Destruction.


That not really that impressive. Smallpox falls under the same category, but it's microscopic.
 
2013-04-24 03:16:57 PM

lennavan: gunga galunga: Onnce again, zero tolerance shows how pants-on-head retarded our public education system has become.

I'm not so sure a case where a guy is whacking other people with his penis, stuck his finger in someone's ass, attacked 6 classmates, and committed some other sexual assault is the right place to attack zero tolerance policies.


Thanks, Obama!
 
2013-04-24 03:17:12 PM

DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?


Fingers are digits
 
2013-04-24 03:17:22 PM

namegoeshere: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA. Which concerns me more than the penis slapping, personally.


www.dreamstime.com
 
2013-04-24 03:17:43 PM

DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?


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2013-04-24 03:17:46 PM

namegoeshere: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA. Which concerns me more than the penis slapping, personally.


I assume that the penis slapping was an attempt at surprise buttsecks that missed. It's all pretty disturbing, honestly.
 
2013-04-24 03:19:16 PM

Jument: namegoeshere: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA. Which concerns me more than the penis slapping, personally.

I assume that the penis slapping was an attempt at surprise buttsecks that missed. It's all pretty disturbing, honestly.


Yea...this whole situation is a big WTF are you doing?
 
2013-04-24 03:19:35 PM
He sounds like the football player from that Family Guy episode who was repressing his homosexuality.
 
2013-04-24 03:19:48 PM
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2013-04-24 03:20:16 PM

Fear the Clam: namegoeshere: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA. Which concerns me more than the penis slapping, personally.

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*hork*
 
2013-04-24 03:22:27 PM

ChipNASA: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

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When doing the minivan, does it matter which hand gets which hole?  It seems a little silly that the back could take a fist while the front can only handle 2 fingers, but I've seen some weird shiat since this Internet thing came around and wouldn't want to assume anything.
 
2013-04-24 03:24:32 PM

ChipNASA: cache.gawkerassets.com


What the ?
 
2013-04-24 03:25:16 PM
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R.I.P.  DICK SLAAP

 
2013-04-24 03:27:41 PM

Russ1642: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

Fingers are digits


So are toes.
 
2013-04-24 03:28:12 PM
I thought 'penis slapping' was part of every boy's high school initiation......no?
 
2013-04-24 03:29:04 PM
Not seeing the big deal here, this is just a motivational style.  It's been used to great success in Penn State for years and years.
 
2013-04-24 03:29:27 PM

mathman72: Russ1642: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

Fingers are digits

So are toes.


That is terrifying to think about.

/And this little piggy...
 
2013-04-24 03:29:37 PM
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2013-04-24 03:29:45 PM

lennavan: gunga galunga: Onnce again, zero tolerance shows how pants-on-head retarded our public education system has become.

I'm not so sure a case where a guy is whacking other people with his penis, stuck his finger in someone's ass, attacked 6 classmates, and committed some other sexual assault is the right place to attack zero tolerance policies.


i117.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 03:30:20 PM

mathman72: Russ1642: DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

Fingers are digits

So are toes.


My digital watch is made out of fingers and toes???
 
2013-04-24 03:30:53 PM
SEX OFFENDER!! SEX OFFENDER!!

Slightly off topic, I work with a woman whose live-in godson is 16 years old and in eighth grade. He's not considered retarded or special needs, just high risk.
 
2013-04-24 03:31:27 PM

xoxo: SEX OFFENDER!! SEX OFFENDER!!

Slightly off topic, I work with a woman whose live-in godson is 16 years old and in eighth grade. He's not considered retarded or special needs, just high risk.


Of what?  Failure?
 
2013-04-24 03:32:45 PM

xoxo: SEX OFFENDER!! SEX OFFENDER!!

Slightly off topic, I work with a woman whose live-in godson is 16 years old and in eighth grade. He's not considered retarded or special needs, just high risk.


What's the rest of the story?  You diddle said godson when the woman goes to the store?
 
2013-04-24 03:33:09 PM

Diogenes: xoxo: SEX OFFENDER!! SEX OFFENDER!!

Slightly off topic, I work with a woman whose live-in godson is 16 years old and in eighth grade. He's not considered retarded or special needs, just high risk.

Of what?  Failure?


Unsuccessful African American?
 
2013-04-24 03:35:28 PM

DeathCipris: What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?


Fingering
 
2013-04-24 03:38:20 PM
DeathCipris:

What in the fark is "digitally penetrated"?

UFIA.
 
2013-04-24 03:38:50 PM

EViLTeW: When doing the minivan, does it matter which hand gets which hole?


Yes... The whole point of calling it "The Minivan" is derived from the "Two in the front, five in the back" seating arrangement.
 
2013-04-24 03:40:13 PM

jiken: Seth Kellen, 19, was sentenced to 10 years of probation after he allegedly "penis slapped" his high school basketball teammates on the back, "digitally penetrated" another teammate and exposed himself to young boys in an elevator.

man, when I was in high school, all we had was analog...


Back in my day all we had was "The Anal Log" and we liked it! Well maybe we didn't ALL like it...

/I've said too much.
 
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