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(BusinessWeek)   Oh silly judge, you should know that laws don't apply to The Messiah   (businessweek.com) divider line 171
    More: Asinine, obama, Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, lead plaintiff, Janet Napolitano, Homeland Securities, United States Code, United States federal judge  
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2013-04-24 06:55:34 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: And you! YOU! How can you give Drew money? He's just going to blow it on troll accounts! TROLL accounts!


That's the beauty of it. The money goes right back to him, so that the more money he spends on troll accounts, the more money he makes!

It's the perfect scheme.
 
2013-04-24 03:17:36 PM  
Wow. An insta-greenlight with a broken link. Good job, mods.
 
2013-04-24 03:17:45 PM  
Go fark yourself, submitter
 
2013-04-24 03:18:11 PM  
 
2013-04-24 03:19:16 PM  
Wasn't this the case in Canada where the terrorist said the law doesn't apply because it's not part of a Holy Book?

I forget.
 
2013-04-24 03:19:29 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-24 03:23:55 PM  

Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter


Came to say this
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-04-24 03:26:49 PM  
Project much, fakemitter?
 
2013-04-24 03:27:45 PM  
The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.
 
2013-04-24 03:27:49 PM  
*rolls eyes, exits thread*
 
2013-04-24 03:28:04 PM  

falcon176: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZaoF69Vquw

messiah
also metal thread


Link

Messiah
90s techno thread
 
2013-04-24 03:28:19 PM  

Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter


dorko16: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

Came to say this


sorry, guys, but some of us still remember people singing " Obama. Obama." I mean you have to admit it was creepy. Not that I agree with Subby, but I understand where he's coming from.
 
2013-04-24 03:29:01 PM  
Yep, all of us atheists with our War on Xmas believe in a Messiah.

Makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
2013-04-24 03:29:28 PM  
Somebody's diaper rash is acting up
 
2013-04-24 03:29:33 PM  
1) By going through the court system, this is abiding by our laws. If Obama shut down these hearings, then you'd have something.

2) The judge hasn't actually ruled anything yet.

3) "Announced by Obama and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano last year, the directive gives agents the ability to defer action on people unlawfully in the U.S. if they came to the country under the age of 16, are in school or have obtained a high school diploma, haven't been convicted of a felony, significant misdemeanor or multiple misdemeanors, and aren't a threat to public safety or national security."

Sounds extremely reasonable.

4)  Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter
 
2013-04-24 03:31:23 PM  

domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.


His enemies have imagined him to have god-like powers because they can't defeat him.
 
2013-04-24 03:31:32 PM  
If you want to rehash the Messiah line, could you at least try to be funny?
 
2013-04-24 03:31:43 PM  

Snark Shark II: sorry, guys, but some of us still remember people singing " Obama. Obama." I mean you have to admit it was creepy. Not that I agree with Subby, but I understand where he's coming from.


are you farking for real
 
2013-04-24 03:36:20 PM  

Snark Shark II: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

dorko16: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

Came to say this

sorry, guys, but some of us still remember people singing " Obama. Obama." I mean you have to admit it was creepy. Not that I agree with Subby, but I understand where he's coming from.


Treating the sitting president with respect and encouraging children to do the same is definitely a liberal plot against America.
 
2013-04-24 03:36:24 PM  
whosoeverdesires.files.wordpress.com
Disagrees
 
2013-04-24 03:38:03 PM  
Your blog, if it was accessible, would suck.
 
2013-04-24 03:38:11 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.

His enemies have imagined him to have god-like powers because they can't defeat him.


Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...
 
2013-04-24 03:39:55 PM  

Snark Shark II: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

dorko16: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

Came to say this

sorry, guys, but some of us still remember people singing " Obama. Obama." I mean you have to admit it was creepy. Not that I agree with Subby, but I understand where he's coming from.


It's not like it was at a religious school with crying children laying hands on his image or anything.
 
2013-04-24 03:40:57 PM  

domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.


I would challenge derpmitter to come up with one instance of a Democrat referring to Obama as "the Messiah"
 
2013-04-24 03:41:04 PM  

cabbyman: HotWingConspiracy: domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.

His enemies have imagined him to have god-like powers because they can't defeat him.

Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...


He never attempted to implement gun registration. His enemies often resort to lying about his motives as well.
 
2013-04-24 03:41:06 PM  
I'm certain that laws or rules indeed do apply to a messiah.

study it out Subby!
 
2013-04-24 03:42:37 PM  
You mean over 400K illegal aliens deported last year (the highest in American history) isn't enough?

OK then.
 
2013-04-24 03:43:11 PM  

NeverDrunk23: If you want to rehash the Messiah line, could you at least try to be funny?

 
2013-04-24 03:43:36 PM  
Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...

why do people do this? just go on the internet, and lie?
 
2013-04-24 03:45:19 PM  
Came to see if submitter was invited to commence self-copulation, leaving satisfied,
 
2013-04-24 03:45:58 PM  

cabbyman: HotWingConspiracy: domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.

His enemies have imagined him to have god-like powers because they can't defeat him.

Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...


Troll smarter, not harder.
 
2013-04-24 03:46:34 PM  

Snark Shark II: sorry, guys, but some of us still remember people singing " Obama. Obama."


Because singing about politicians just isn't done.

old.library.jhu.edu

www.indiana.edu

myloc.gov

msnbcmedia.msn.com

(I hate that this bonehead is playing a Hummingbird lately.  I haven't been able to play mine in public since.)
 
2013-04-24 03:47:29 PM  

Jackson Herring: Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...

why do people do this? just go on the internet, and lie?


Because for the most part, it's something they can't get away with in real life, at least not without consequences. Trolling message boards is basically like the worlds greatest MMO.
 
2013-04-24 03:47:35 PM  
Ha! Subby is brilliant! Silly judge? Laws? Messiah? It works on so many levels! It's too much, I can't take it!
 
2013-04-24 03:50:51 PM  
standupforthetruth.com

EAT LIKE THAT GUY YOU KNOW
 
2013-04-24 03:51:50 PM  
images.politico.com
/oblig
 
2013-04-24 03:52:34 PM  

domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.


Not only that, but I don't think I can name any Democrats who can't find at least one or two things that they wish Obama could have done differently.  If we want to talk about a Messiah situation, look at someone like SkinnyHead who will defend absolutely every single action committed by someone with an (R) next to their name, in the face of all objective evidence.  If a turd is clearly a turd, Democrats seem willing to at least admit as such and try to move past it.
 
2013-04-24 03:53:39 PM  
I'm confused, does this mean that republicans want us to deport 16 year old students here illegally instead of dangerous criminals who are here illegally?

That's what it sounds like to me.
 
2013-04-24 03:53:44 PM  
Go fark yourself, submitter
 
2013-04-24 03:53:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Snark Shark II: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

dorko16: Jackson Herring: Go fark yourself, submitter

Came to say this

sorry, guys, but some of us still remember people singing " Obama. Obama." I mean you have to admit it was creepy. Not that I agree with Subby, but I understand where he's coming from.

It's not like it was at a religious school with crying children laying hands on his image or anything.


point taken.
 
2013-04-24 03:55:40 PM  

ManateeGag: Democrat referring to Obama as "the Messiah"


Not Submitter but here you go:

http://www.ijreview.com/2012/11/23174-actor-jamie-foxx-barack-obama- ou r-lord-savior/
 
2013-04-24 03:55:52 PM  

domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.


In fairness, many of us also feel he's done a pretty good job overall.  I don't think I know anyone who's been happy with everything he's done, but it would have been a lot worse if one of his opponents had won.

Hell, he's done a better job than Reagan did.
 
2013-04-24 03:56:37 PM  

Biological Ali: cabbyman: HotWingConspiracy: domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.

His enemies have imagined him to have god-like powers because they can't defeat him.

Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...

Troll smarter, not harder.


Or don't troll at all and instead have an honest debate for once.
 
2013-04-24 03:57:01 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: falcon176: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZaoF69Vquw

messiah
also metal thread

Link

Messiah
90s techno thread


Blasphemers! Both of you!

The One True Messiah is very disappointed in you! (along with everything else. almost. and also)
 
2013-04-24 03:59:05 PM  

cabbyman: HotWingConspiracy: domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.

His enemies have imagined him to have god-like powers because they can't defeat him.

Gun registration called and would like to have a word with you...


Good point, the NRA was able to beat him.  It's a good thing for the country that the GOP can't.
 
2013-04-24 04:01:11 PM  
That "0bummer is the libby lib Messiah" butthurt never fails to make me feel better.  Even if he hadn't come after a catastrophic eight years of people goose-stepping to the "We Won You Lost Shut Up" bandwagon.  But he did.  Even if he hadn't been re-elected, to the purple-faced, outraged "b-b-b-b-but this can't be!" disbelief of the same Real Murcan crowd.  But he was.

Which makes it even better.

Keep bangin' that drum, subby!  It's music to my ears!
 
2013-04-24 04:02:05 PM  
Some media examples:

4.bp.blogspot.com
www.dividedstates.com
sonnybunch.com
 
2013-04-24 04:03:37 PM  

jcooli09: domino324: The irony is that it's always Republicans who call Obama "the Messiah."  I honestly don't know a single Democrat who looks at Obama as anything more than a politician who seems to have good intentions.

In fairness, many of us also feel he's done a pretty good job overall.  I don't think I know anyone who's been happy with everything he's done, but it would have been a lot worse if one of his opponents had won.

Hell, he's done a better job than Reagan did.


6/10...you'll get some bites....
 
2013-04-24 04:05:09 PM  

ferretman: Some media examples:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x281]
[www.dividedstates.com image 383x400]
[sonnybunch.com image 382x519]


Hahaha. Um, not to burst your bubble, but you know that is a very popular frame job that is used all the time for politicians on both sides of the aisle, right? It's stylish laziness, not a political statement. You should've stopped with Jamie Foxx.
 
2013-04-24 04:06:45 PM  

Car_Ramrod: ferretman: Some media examples:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 399x281]
[www.dividedstates.com image 383x400]
[sonnybunch.com image 382x519]

Hahaha. Um, not to burst your bubble, but you know that is a very popular frame job that is used all the time for politicians on both sides of the aisle, right? It's stylish laziness, not a political statement. You should've stopped with Jamie Foxx.


To emphasize.
 
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