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(Sun News Network)   Newborn baby sold on Facebook. In other news, someone actually bought something off Facebook marketplace   ( divider line
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7166 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Apr 2013 at 3:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-24 03:14:57 PM  
4 votes:
Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
2013-04-24 06:10:47 PM  
1 vote:
Still had that new placenta smell...
2013-04-24 05:21:22 PM  
1 vote:
$15K man just think of what they could get for a white baby in India.I bet you could trade one for a Tiger.
2013-04-24 04:45:01 PM  
1 vote:

suziequzie: So... Gramps sold the kid for $850... and the Hospital employees sold it to a guy for $15,000.  What a markup!

That's why you never buy retail. Always buy direct whenever you can.
2013-04-24 03:31:56 PM  
1 vote:

rkiller1: negra born with his heart on the outside

I ordered that one. Sent it back as it was a girl. sure the heart was large but the boobs would never come in right.
2013-04-24 03:11:18 PM  
1 vote:
Babby, it's the other white meat.
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