ChipNASA: Babby, it's the other white meat.
rkiller1: negra born with his heart on the outside
rkiller1: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
ladyfortuna: What the hell is 'facebook marketplace'?
suziequzie: So... Gramps sold the kid for $850... and the Hospital employees sold it to a guy for $15,000. What a markup!
ladyfortuna: What the hell is 'facebook marketplace'?Unless you mean the yard sale groups, in which case I've actually bought a ton of stuff that way. There's no dedicated Craigslist where I live (ie the region is HUGE and sparsely populated) so it's the best way to find stuff without driving a lot just to be disappointed.
jst3p: It's a scam, they say they are selling you a baby but you get one of these in the mail:
Slaves2Darkness: $15K man just think of what they could get for a white baby in India.I bet you could trade one for a Tiger.
jrat454: jst3p: It's a scam, they say they are selling you a baby but you get one of these in the mail:Now where in the hell would you keep something like that.
carrion_luggage: I clicked the "Tyke" button. Does that make me a bad person?
mama2tnt: FTFA:"Police said the grandfather took the baby while his daughter was sleeping, told her the child had died, and sold the boy to a nurse for $850 (45,000 rupees), Punjab Newsline reports.... The mother complained to police after becoming suspicious of her father's new wealth."He didn't even share? Hell, I can't pay people to take my monsters for even an hour. If my dad had sold one of 'em - for how much? Do I have to pay taxes on that?/Now I gotta look up that guy's Fark handle.
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