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(The Onion)   The Onion is checking to see whether people are paying attention to where news articles are coming from these days   (theonion.com) divider line 158
    More: Amusing, Dzhokar Tsarnaev, Mr. Tsarnaev, Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, Boston Police Department, flight risk, news stories  
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2013-04-24 01:31:09 PM
NY Post reports that bail was set at $20.
 
2013-04-24 01:31:48 PM
This is literally unbelievable.
 
2013-04-24 01:32:02 PM
LOL
 
2013-04-24 01:32:12 PM
The Daily Mail reports that the City of Boston gave him $3000, an apology and the key to the city.
 
2013-04-24 01:32:40 PM
What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?
 
2013-04-24 01:33:40 PM
jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?

Facebook?
 
2013-04-24 01:33:43 PM
I've already seen people on facebook get taken in by this.
 
2013-04-24 01:33:58 PM
CNN is doing a three part series and the senate is set to hold hearings on bail reform.
 
2013-04-24 01:34:04 PM
He must avoid kitchen supply stores.
 
2013-04-24 01:34:16 PM

JerseyTim: This is literally unbelievable.


I suspect that The Onion is now intentionally trolling for hits on Literally Unbelievable.

/Submitted this link with a headline to that effect.
//It was already listed by the time I tried.
 
2013-04-24 01:34:27 PM

jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?


FWD:Fwd:fwd.com?
 
2013-04-24 01:34:29 PM

jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?


facebook?
 
2013-04-24 01:34:46 PM
I've preemptively forwarded this to all of my relatives with the title "FW: PASS THIS ALONG, 0BAMAO RELEASES BROWN BOMBER ONTO BOSTON, I'M STEAMING MAD!" in hopes that all of you will someday receive it and thank me.
 
2013-04-24 01:34:58 PM

JerseyTim: This is literally unbelievable.



There are people who believe the moon landing was a hoax and that Sandy Hook was staged. Pretty sure there's no such thing as 'literally unbelievable' anymore, at least not when it comes to a certain set of morons.


/Obama shot JFK. Don't ask me how, but he did.
 
2013-04-24 01:35:36 PM
I have to see how many people on Facebook fall for this.
 
2013-04-24 01:35:51 PM
5.....4......3.....2......1 (picked up by the AP, CNN, FOX, New York Post, Pravda, etc. )
 
2013-04-24 01:36:25 PM

JerseyTim: This is literally unbelievable.


Oh but you know someone will believe it. reminds me of Einstein 's quote about the infinite nature of human stupidity.
 
2013-04-24 01:36:32 PM
So, anyone care to guess the ETA of this article being linked on a Fox site and used to blame Obama? Or how quickly CNN posts an article clearly based on this one, but gets the details wrong and claims to be an exclusive?
 
2013-04-24 01:37:48 PM
 
2013-04-24 01:37:59 PM
I know there will be a lot of rubes taken in by this, but most mainstream media sites know not to trust The Onion.

What they should do is have a sister site, a "Shadow Onion" if you will.  This other site sometimes posts truthful news, and then they can work stuff like this in to troll everyone.
 
2013-04-24 01:38:17 PM

JerseyTim: This is literally unbelievable.


You just need to have faith. It's the evidence of things unseen.

With enough faith, you can truly believe the impossible.
 
2013-04-24 01:39:54 PM
My favorite part of the article:

"Tsarnaev was unable to be reached for comment."
 
2013-04-24 01:39:59 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: I've preemptively forwarded this to all of my relatives with the title "FW: PASS THIS ALONG, 0BAMAO RELEASES BROWN BOMBER ONTO BOSTON, I'M STEAMING MAD!" in hopes that all of you will someday receive it and thank me.


Not enough typos in your headline. Only Socialists spell well.
 
2013-04-24 01:40:37 PM
I heard Michelle Obama hocked the White House silver to put up the bond...
 
2013-04-24 01:41:34 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-24 01:41:56 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: I've preemptively forwarded this to all of my relatives with the title "FW: PASS THIS ALONG, 0BAMAO RELEASES BROWN BOMBER ONTO BOSTON, I'M STEAMING MAD!" in hopes that all of you will someday receive it and thank me.


Nice. It's like the "Where's George?"  but on AOL instead of dollar bills..
 
2013-04-24 01:42:56 PM

Dimensio: Keep an eye on this website.


That's it
 
2013-04-24 01:42:57 PM

phenn: jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?

Facebook?


I lol'd
 
2013-04-24 01:43:38 PM

jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?


facebook
 
2013-04-24 01:44:21 PM

phenn: jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?

Facebook?


Doryphore: jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?

facebook?


Its not that one.  I went to that site and its just a picture of the president trying to sell car insurance
 
2013-04-24 01:45:45 PM

ChipNASA: 5.....4......3.....2......1 (picked up by the AP, CNN, FOX, New York Post, Pravda, etc. )


Stock market drops 500 points.
 
2013-04-24 01:45:45 PM
$2,000 bond???

www.tooconservative.com
 
2013-04-24 01:46:00 PM
That is hucking filarious. It's just a matter of time before someone is publicly outraged...
 
2013-04-24 01:46:18 PM

dallylamma: I heard Michelle Obama hocked the White House silver to put up the bond...


I heard that her husband may have 'sired' two black children...
 
2013-04-24 01:46:31 PM
i37.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-24 01:46:39 PM
Bwa.

Ha.

Haha.

/Done.
 
2013-04-24 01:47:48 PM

scanman61: My favorite part of the article:

"Tsarnaev was unable to be reached for comment."


THIS
 
2013-04-24 01:48:28 PM
I'm hoping later today there's an "UPDATE: Dzhokar Tsarnaev has gone missing.  Believed to have escaped to Canada" article.
 
2013-04-24 01:48:43 PM
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-24 01:48:49 PM
CNN reports the Bail money came from his brother's Life Insurance policy
 
2013-04-24 01:49:17 PM
Wolf Blitzer is gonna be all over this one tonight.
 
2013-04-24 01:49:45 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: I've preemptively forwarded this to all of my relatives with the title "FW: PASS THIS ALONG, 0BAMAO RELEASES BROWN BOMBER ONTO BOSTON, I'M STEAMING MAD!" in hopes that all of you will someday receive it and thank me.


Thanks it should help me test my 'moron relatives' filter that places all their shiat into a folder of that name.
 
2013-04-24 01:49:58 PM

phenn: jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?

Facebook?


WIN!!!  I would have also accepted the GOP email server.
 
2013-04-24 01:50:23 PM

dallylamma: I heard Michelle Obama hocked the White House silver to put up the bond...


Impossible.  Her mother already sold it.
 
2013-04-24 01:52:01 PM
I liked the last sentence in the article. I think that was the funniest part.
 
2013-04-24 01:52:24 PM
Outrage forwarded, forwarded, forwarded if you are a true American e-mail in my inbox blaming libruls in 3,.. 2,.. 1...
 
2013-04-24 01:54:41 PM

phenn: jfivealive: What's that website where people share articles from 'the onion' who think they are real?

Facebook?


Forgot Login likes this.
 
2013-04-24 01:55:12 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: I've preemptively forwarded this to all of my relatives with the title "FW: PASS THIS ALONG, 0BAMAO RELEASES BROWN BOMBER ONTO BOSTON, I'M STEAMING MAD!" in hopes that all of you will someday receive it and thank me.


That is Farking brilliant...I'll post a screenshot when my parents forward this to me.
 
2013-04-24 01:56:42 PM
To the surprise of nobody, Twitter is eating its own head over this.
 
2013-04-24 01:57:48 PM
The Onion is really tasteless, tactless and lacks compassion.
 
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