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(Opposing Views)   The Christian group 'Faith 2 Action' compares homosexuality to adultery in a poorly acted and unintentionally hilarious video   (opposingviews.com) divider line 59
    More: Amusing, gays and lesbians, Peter LaBarbera  
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2013-04-24 12:58:36 PM  
They probably shouldn't have chosen a male lead who is so far in the closet that he found the way to Narnia.
 
2013-04-24 12:59:55 PM  
How dare consenting adults consent?  HOW DARE THEY? HOW DARE THEY?
 
2013-04-24 01:02:50 PM  
So, he couldn't find a clean shirt to wear? Is this what became of mustard guy?
 
2013-04-24 01:03:49 PM  

Aarontology: They probably shouldn't have chosen a male lead who is so far in the closet that he found the way to Narnia.


Hell, based on his boobs I'd have to say he's halfway through with his gender reassignment surgeries.
 
2013-04-24 01:05:05 PM  

Aarontology: They probably shouldn't have chosen a male lead who is so far in the closet that he found the way to Narnia.

's blowing Mr. Tumnus.
 
2013-04-24 01:05:13 PM  
This dude's biggest sin isn't that he's an adulterer.  It's that he's the world's biggest (in every sense of the word) chubby-chaser:

www.majhost.com

Or maybe they're saying that accepting homosexuality as "normal" behavior will lead down a slippery slope of accepting even more "perverted" behavior as "normal," including such abnormal behavior as guys wanting to bang fat chicks.
 
2013-04-24 01:05:54 PM  
Also, love the tranny with the signs.
 
2013-04-24 01:08:25 PM  

Diogenes: Also, love the tranny with the signs.


Yeah, just the other day I was wondering what Devine was up to these days.  I'm sorry to see that the answer is "making Fundie videos."
 
2013-04-24 01:09:58 PM  
I don't see the problem here.  Clearly adultry is a learned behavior, as is homosex.  Neither are right in the eyes of G_D, as clearly evidenced in this video.  I don't really understand how the shemale fit in, but the message was pretty clear.  Gay marriage will lead to more adultry and our kids will be forced to carry signs made even more fabulous with glitter and assigned by transexual pubic educators in our increasingly turning away from G_D pubic schools.  This will lead to more deviant behavior like fat fetish, gender reversal, coprophilia, ect. We have to put our foot down to discourage such deviance.  I'll be damned if you are going to force me to cheat on my wife with a man... that is clearly against our vows.
 
2013-04-24 01:14:11 PM  
Adultery laws are still on the books in 23 states and are sometimes enforceable even if both spouses agree to an open marriage.  We could use an adultery pride parade.
 
2013-04-24 01:18:02 PM  
And yet these chuckelheads will still vote for Mark Sanford, Newt Gingrich....
 
2013-04-24 01:18:42 PM  
You gotta feel sorry for the guy who feels he has to make anti-gay videos just so he won't be judged for being gay.
 
2013-04-24 01:19:09 PM  
You have to cheat on your spouse to be an adulterer.

You don't have to do anything to be gay.

However, I can see how the lead actor might believe being gay is actually the act of giving in to one's desires and urges.

"I'm not a homosexual. I don't stick my penis inside other men. Or let them thrust their hard throbbing member inside me. Or slowly stroke their massive erection as they suck... I'll be in my bunk."
 
2013-04-24 01:19:18 PM  
It's probably not a good idea to hold up a sign that say's "MY HUSBAND CHEATS ON HIS TAXES" , when you're filing a joint return.
 
2013-04-24 01:21:56 PM  

Cyberluddite: Diogenes: Also, love the tranny with the signs.

Yeah, just the other day I was wondering what Devine was up to these days.  I'm sorry to see that the answer is "making Fundie videos."


Fortunately, Divine is actually engaging in a much more useful pastime than making fundie videos.  Decomposing.

alywa: I don't see the problem here.  Clearly adultry is a learned behavior, as is homosex.  Neither are right in the eyes of G_D, as clearly evidenced in this video.  I don't really understand how the shemale fit in, but the message was pretty clear.  Gay marriage will lead to more adultry and our kids will be forced to carry signs made even more fabulous with glitter and assigned by transexual pubic educators in our increasingly turning away from G_D pubic schools.  This will lead to more deviant behavior like fat fetish, gender reversal, coprophilia, ect. We have to put our foot down to discourage such deviance.  I'll be damned if you are going to force me to cheat on my wife with a man... that is clearly against our vows.


But do we have to put our foot down in coprophilia?  Because that's just wrong, man.
 
2013-04-24 01:23:16 PM  

impaler: You have to cheat on your spouse to be an adulterer.

You don't have to do anything to be gay.

However, I can see how the lead actor might believe being gay is actually the act of giving in to one's desires and urges.

"I'm not a homosexual. I don't stick my penis inside other men. Or let them thrust their hard throbbing member inside me. Or slowly stroke their massive erection as they suck... I'll be in my bunk."


Obligatory as obligatory can be:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-s uc king-my-cock,11150/
 
2013-04-24 01:23:23 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-24 01:23:59 PM  
Yes, yes. We GET IT. Gays are bad.
 
2013-04-24 01:25:32 PM  
Christ, What assholes.
 
2013-04-24 01:32:14 PM  

impaler: You don't have to do anything to be gay.


True, but it takes practice to be really good at it.
 
2013-04-24 01:34:05 PM  

Diogenes: impaler: You don't have to do anything to be gay.

True, but it takes practice to be really good at it.


I've missed my last How-to-Gay workshops. So I guess I'm losing my pink points. However, I do drink vanilla coke, so I hear that adds to my f*g-factor.
 
2013-04-24 01:39:08 PM  

Cythraul: However, I do drink vanilla coke, so I hear that adds to my f*g-factor.


"Dear Fox...do I have a reality show pitch for you!"
 
2013-04-24 01:48:16 PM  
The comparison is valid, so long as you first spend two full hours huffing paint fumes.
 
2013-04-24 01:51:37 PM  
Todd!  You missed the "Please do not eat hot dogs with lots of mustard before we shoot this video" clause!
 
2013-04-24 02:01:52 PM  
This is too much derp.jpeg
 
2013-04-24 02:06:23 PM  
That was much dumber than I expected.
 
2013-04-24 02:07:44 PM  
Um, Subby, any sort of lifestyle that glorifies sexual immorality is seen as sinful, gay or ungay. Funny vid, though.
 
2013-04-24 02:08:21 PM  
i33.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-24 02:09:54 PM  
Many churches interpret "adultery" to be an all encompassing term for any sex outside of a marriage.  So, extramarital affairs, premarital sex, even masturbation, could probably be considered under the adultery umbrella.

That way they have a whole commandment forbidding you from being gay, not just some obscure new testament and Leviticus quotes.
 
2013-04-24 02:12:43 PM  
Yes I may be born again, but I was wasn't born again yesterday. I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!
 
2013-04-24 02:14:51 PM  
I do love this passive-aggressive argument, though. It never gets old.
 
2013-04-24 02:15:05 PM  
I wonder what they would compare 'gluttony' to...
 
2013-04-24 02:16:43 PM  

James!: That was much dumber than I expected.


Same here, and I expected it to be dumber than dirt.
 
2013-04-24 02:24:28 PM  
Right now Kirk Cameron is SCREAMING at his agent and filing a SAG grievance.
 
2013-04-24 02:25:49 PM  

Aarontology: They probably shouldn't have chosen a male lead who is so far in the closet that he found the way to Narnia.


If your wife looked like that, you'd be gay too. I love how his mistress was a landmonster too.
 
2013-04-24 02:25:59 PM  

alizeran: I wonder what they would compare 'gluttony' to...


They could use the same cast in that video.
 
2013-04-24 02:26:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [25.media.tumblr.com image 300x300]


beat me to it
 
2013-04-24 02:30:21 PM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: impaler: You don't have to do anything to be gay.

True, but it takes practice to be really good at it.

I've missed my last How-to-Gay workshops. So I guess I'm losing my pink points. However, I do drink vanilla coke, so I hear that adds to my f*g-factor.


Ha!
 
2013-04-24 02:45:48 PM  
what's worse than a christian? a fat christian...
 
2013-04-24 03:47:36 PM  

Charlie Chingas: what's worse than a christian? a fat christian...


No, a right wing Christian. Who these folks are.
 
2013-04-24 04:02:20 PM  
oh fark. i literally have the same frames as that moron's glasses.
 
2013-04-24 04:47:37 PM  

Cyberluddite: This dude's biggest sin isn't that he's an adulterer.  It's that he's the world's biggest (in every sense of the word) chubby-chaser:



Or maybe they're saying that accepting homosexuality as "normal" behavior will lead down a slippery slope of accepting even more "perverted" behavior as "normal," including such abnormal behavior as guys wanting to bang fat chicks.


I've seen attractive looking chubby and fat chicks.

They...are not.
 
2013-04-24 04:52:03 PM  
Go be fat in some other marriage.
 
2013-04-24 05:30:01 PM  
I was in favor of gay marriage, but that video really opened my eyes.  Thanks, http://f2a.org!!!
 
2013-04-24 05:30:51 PM  

Aarontology: They probably shouldn't have chosen a male lead who is so far in the closet that he found the way to Narnia.


you owe me a keyboard you SOB LOL
 
2013-04-24 09:03:29 PM  
Wow!  The Westboro Fattest Church has really opened my eyes.  I'm ashamed I didn't realize before that being gay was a poor choice to make in life, and that it's hurtful to random obese people.  I've decided that the better choice is for me to not be attracted to members of the same sex exclusively.  I mean, I can totally imagine motorboating the chick in the middle's boobs all day long, though I'd have to put a bag over her head -- I mean, short hair?  What is she a lesbo?  Regardless, it's sooooo amazing that low budget YouTube videos filled with false and superficial metaphors could have such a miraculous influences on the obviously harmful decisions I make in my life.  It's a good day to finally be straight.
 
2013-04-24 09:24:51 PM  
Two fat chicks and a nerdy gay dude?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-24 09:26:57 PM  
Morbidly obese, physically repulsive, and sarcastic is no way to go through life, kids.
 
2013-04-24 09:27:03 PM  
Really? How did any of you get through that? I made it like 25 seconds, and I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.
 
2013-04-24 09:39:11 PM  

unitednihilists: Really? How did any of you get through that? I made it like 25 seconds, and I think I threw up in my mouth a bit.


You made it 25 seconds?  What are you?  A glutton for punishment?
 
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