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2013-04-24 12:46:54 PM
She's not even the most beautiful woman in her family.

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-04-24 12:48:16 PM
Headline: +1

AdolfOliverPanties: +10
 
2013-04-24 12:52:49 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine the Iron Man 3 PR team.
 
2013-04-24 12:55:35 PM
I know I'm probably in the minority around here, but I do think Gwyneth Paltrow is quite a beautiful woman.  (And no, I'm neither angry nor gay, NTTAWWT.)

But "world's most beautiful"?  No, not a chance in hell. I'd still gladly plow the hell out of her, of course.
 
2013-04-24 12:55:55 PM
When unhappy, gay men don't lash out at women - we lash out at ourselves. Just like every other minority.

God Is My Co-Pirate: Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine the Iron Man 3 PR team.


Also, this.
 
2013-04-24 12:56:15 PM
"Around the house, I'm in jeans and a T-shirt. I don't really wear makeup," Paltrow told the magazine, adding that that's how her two kids, Apple and Moses, are used to seeing her. The star's husband, Coldplay's Chris Martin, even teases her about it.

WTF?
 
2013-04-24 12:56:42 PM
She's an attractive lady, pants on head, but attractive.
 
2013-04-24 01:02:37 PM
Say what you will about these types of magazines, but US Magazine's STARS! THEY'RE JUST LIKE US!! I SWEAR TO F*CKING GOD YOU'RE NOT A FAT LOSER!! section is some of the funniest sh*t in print.

It's funnier than "Martha's Calendar" in Martha Stewart Living.

August 24: Deadhead roses and polish copper landscaping robots with lemon juice and lamb's blood.
 
2013-04-24 01:02:38 PM
Who cares??  I wanna know what's in the fkn box
 
2013-04-24 01:08:02 PM
I have a rich as god former Upper East Side prep-school type fetish so I get it.
 
2013-04-24 01:11:00 PM
Sharp knees. No, really.
 
2013-04-24 01:12:15 PM
I don't think she has the prettiest face in the world, but she does have pretty much what I consider the perfect body.
 
2013-04-24 01:13:31 PM

James!: She's an attractive lady, pants on head, but attractive.


I agree with this statement.

The only thing that gives me pause with regard to her crazy and her personality is that she's tight friends with Maya Rudolph.  Have been since they were kids.  Maybe that's the key.
 
2013-04-24 01:15:08 PM
She's pretty hot in character as Pepper Potts. My #1 is still Charlize Theron.
 
2013-04-24 01:16:38 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Who cares??  I wanna know what's in the fkn box


56 penises.
 
2013-04-24 01:26:38 PM

kronicfeld: She's pretty hot in character as Pepper Potts. My #1 is still Charlize Theron.


I'm a gay male, and I think the most beautiful woman in the world is Charlize Theron. Nothing against Gwyneth. She's a cutie.
 
2013-04-24 01:32:29 PM

Cyberluddite: I know I'm probably in the minority around here, but I do think Gwyneth Paltrow is quite a beautiful woman.  (And no, I'm neither angry nor gay, NTTAWWT.)

But "world's most beautiful"?  No, not a chance in hell. I'd still gladly plow the hell out of her, of course.


Basically this. Especially when she plays Pepper Potts - she is really attractive in that role.
 
2013-04-24 01:35:05 PM
Sorry but untill they put this woman in the ground there can be no others

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2013-04-24 01:39:12 PM

James!: She's an attractive lady, pants on head, but attractive.


She's attractive, even with her pants on her legs.
 
2013-04-24 01:41:10 PM

kronicfeld: My #1 is still Charlize Theron.


When she first came onto the scene, I would always get her mixed up with Ashley Judd. Not anymore.

/If you haven't yet seen Reiindeer Games, possibly because Ben Affleck is in it, rent it NOW. Charlize more than makes up for Ben, who actually does a pretty decent job in this film.
 
2013-04-24 01:41:32 PM

Flab: James!: She's an attractive lady, pants on head, but attractive.

She's attractive, even with her pants on her legs.


You're into some weird shiat.
 
2013-04-24 01:50:47 PM
Celebslam does not agree with People magazine, and they have offered up proof.

cscdn.celebuzz.com
 
2013-04-24 01:53:50 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Celebslam does not agree with People magazine, and they have offered up proof.

[cscdn.celebuzz.com image 422x791]


Heavy flash over no make-up.  No one is going to look good under those conditions.
 
2013-04-24 01:54:48 PM

show me: kronicfeld: My #1 is still Charlize Theron.

When she first came onto the scene, I would always get her mixed up with Ashley Judd. Not anymore.

/If you haven't yet seen Reiindeer Games, possibly because Ben Affleck is in it, rent it NOW. Charlize more than makes up for Ben, who actually does a pretty decent job in this film.


It's been a while, but I seem to remember Ms Theron only being topless in the pool in Reindeer games, whereas she was completely naked in the Legend of Bagger Vance, but I may be mistaken.
 
2013-04-24 01:59:42 PM
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2013-04-24 02:09:10 PM

Flab: It's been a while, but I seem to remember Ms Theron only being topless in the pool in Reindeer games, whereas she was completely naked in the Legend of Bagger Vance, but I may be mistaken.


Well, now I have a reason to rent the Legend of Bagger Vance. mrskin.com lists her as being "sexy" but not nude in Bagger Vance. She takes a roll on the bed with Affleck in Reindeer Games, but I think he likes her best in Devil's Advocate, which I haven't seen in years but need to check out now.
 
2013-04-24 02:28:18 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine the Iron Man 3 PR team.


I'm shocked, SHOCKED that a "world's most beautiful people" list doesn't use objective, scientific criteria.
 
2013-04-24 02:29:37 PM
I wonder how much she paid for that "title"?
 
2013-04-24 02:31:27 PM

show me: Flab: It's been a while, but I seem to remember Ms Theron only being topless in the pool in Reindeer games, whereas she was completely naked in the Legend of Bagger Vance, but I may be mistaken.

Well, now I have a reason to rent the Legend of Bagger Vance. mrskin.com lists her as being "sexy" but not nude in Bagger Vance. She takes a roll on the bed with Affleck in Reindeer Games, but I think he likes her best in Devil's Advocate, which I haven't seen in years but need to check out now.




Or just look at her playboy pics
 
2013-04-24 02:31:28 PM
I'd tongue-punch her fart box....repeatedly.
 
2013-04-24 02:35:10 PM
www.eonline.com
 
2013-04-24 02:36:13 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 02:38:59 PM
If we're talking 1997 'Great Expectations' Gwyneth Paltrow, then maybe, just maybe..
 
2013-04-24 02:39:13 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Or just look at [Charlize Theron's] playboy pics.



tSafer for your libido than for your workplace.
 
2013-04-24 02:40:03 PM
Sorry, Isla Fisher is the best one out there.  Spunky, adorable, sexy, etcetcetc.
 
2013-04-24 02:41:41 PM
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2013-04-24 02:43:38 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: She's not even the most beautiful woman in her family.

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If ever there was a post deserving  the 'done in one' award your's sir is it.

Yup. +10.
 
2013-04-24 02:45:23 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow is beautiful. Hot even. Until you read her blog.
 
2013-04-24 02:46:05 PM
CURRENT?

Charlize.  Until she loses her fastball, everyone is fighting for second place.
 
2013-04-24 02:46:55 PM
I wouldn't say 'no' to her, but she ain't getting any younger, and whoever thinks she's the most beautiful in the world must not get outside much, let alone watch many movies or TV shows.
 
2013-04-24 02:48:14 PM
As for her being 'TPWITW'?

Not even close.

Not even in the Top 1000.

Average looking.
Normal looking.
She might be 'The Prettiest Woman in Miles City MT' but I even doubt that.
 
2013-04-24 02:48:20 PM
She looked o.k. in the first two iron Man movies.  But I thought she looked stunning in The Avengers.

However as someone mentioned earlier, the only reason People Magazine named her the more beautiful in the world is publicity for Iron Man 3.
 
2013-04-24 02:51:16 PM
I submitted this with a worse headline.
 
2013-04-24 02:51:18 PM
And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
 
2013-04-24 02:54:31 PM
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2013-04-24 02:56:55 PM
Her?
 
2013-04-24 02:56:59 PM
In the world? No.

Would I hit it if offered the chance?  Repeatedly.
 
2013-04-24 02:58:38 PM

Sinbox: Mid_mo_mad_man: Or just look at [Charlize Theron's] playboy pics.


tSafer for your libido than for your workplace.


She has Platonic Ideal Form nipples.
 
2013-04-24 02:59:30 PM

browneye: She looked o.k. in the first two iron Man movies.  But I thought she looked stunning in The Avengers.

However as someone mentioned earlier, the only reason People Magazine named her the more beautiful in the world is publicity for Iron Man 3.


That. She's pretty enough normally. Not jaw dropping pants bursting hot, but attractive physically. But goddamn she looked amazing in those cutoff shorts.

I'd post a picture but I'm at work and it's taking a surprisingly long time to find a picture of that scene on google.
 
2013-04-24 02:59:39 PM
WRONG.  The most beautiful woman is the one sucking your dick at that moment.
 
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