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2013-04-24 12:54:23 PM
'The company's female-centric Facebook page currently reads like a yogurt commercial.

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 12:56:57 PM
♫  Thanks for the mammaries... ♫
 
2013-04-24 01:02:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 01:15:06 PM
I suppose they'll replace it with a greased pig contest.
 
2013-04-24 01:57:33 PM
I'll be bookmarking this thread right after I get back from my bunk.
 
2013-04-24 02:43:33 PM

Altair: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]


Just think, two lucky farkers are gonna post in a thread with those Hawaiian Bikini models
 
2013-04-24 03:09:02 PM
I was at one way back in my 20s. It was beautiful.
 
2013-04-24 03:14:53 PM
Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Pageants Are Officially Over, Thankfully
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff



Thankfully?  Is that code for 'Piper Weiss is short and fat?
 
2013-04-24 03:15:07 PM

groppet: I was at one way back in my 20s. It was beautiful.


I was in one back in my 20s.

Before my operation.

/addadictomy
 
2013-04-24 03:15:49 PM
That is very sad news.

/but as long as there's internet porn, well - I'll be okay
 
2013-04-24 03:55:38 PM
I blame the internet.  The fact that oiled breasts are just a click away just cut into the market too much
 
2013-04-24 04:01:04 PM
I'll comfort all of the contestants.

With my penis.
 
2013-04-24 04:15:35 PM

mainstreet62: I'll comfort all of the contestants.

With my penis.


because it's soft?
/NTTAWWT

JC
 
2013-04-24 04:35:32 PM
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2013-04-24 04:36:00 PM
I used to enjoy watching these pageants. I especially enjoyed it when that creepy, splotchy-skinned Ron Rice would put his wrinkly arms around the girls. It reminded me a bit of ol' Grandpa Spunk after dementia took over and he'd get a little molesty with his granddaughters during picture-taking.
 
2013-04-24 05:54:40 PM
They're a crappy suntan lotion company that got by with marketing tits and thongs.

Its like Hooters scrapping the booty shorts in order to court female diners. Food is still crappy.
 
2013-04-24 07:07:02 PM

rufus-t-firefly: [carsmedia.ign.com image 460x307]


tha-tha-tha-that's per-per-per-perfect.
 
2013-04-24 07:30:15 PM

StrikitRich: Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Pageants Are Officially Over, Thankfully
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff


Thankfully?  Is that code for 'Piper Weiss is short and fat?


The GIS is inconclusive, as she only seems to get headshots.  But she probably loses her shiat at the words "Jewish pretty," if you know what I mean.

\I'd bet sounds the way people sound when they do the "annoyed nasally voice" naturally, too
 
2013-04-24 07:39:26 PM

FriarReb98: StrikitRich: Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Pageants Are Officially Over, Thankfully
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff


Thankfully?  Is that code for 'Piper Weiss is short and fat?

The GIS is inconclusive, as she only seems to get headshots.  But she probably loses her shiat at the words "Jewish pretty," if you know what I mean.

\I'd bet sounds the way people sound when they do the "annoyed nasally voice" naturally, too


Okay, found video of her on Good Afternoon America (she doesn't start talking til about 2:30). I was half right; her voice just isn't quite as nasally as I thought it'd be.   But she is, in fact, a total JP with a "I'm hip because I'm from NYC" vibe mixed in for good annoyance.  Either way, she's a HuffPo writer on an early afternoon talk show.
 
2013-04-24 07:50:45 PM
i.imgur.com 
R.I.P....
 
2013-04-24 10:20:52 PM
So does this mean guys around the world will now stop leering at women on the beach?  And women will stop attempting to appear appealing to men?

I think that's what the article is saying.
 
2013-04-24 11:13:43 PM

StrikitRich: Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Pageants Are Officially Over, Thankfully
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff


Thankfully?  Is that code for 'Piper Weiss is short and fat?


Or very, very white and would sunburn instantly no matter what. Hence no need for suntan lotion or the type of person that would go to a beach, etc.
 
2013-04-24 11:17:20 PM
Does Fark have a year-end contest for Lamest Bikini-Related Thread? Because if so, my money's on this one.
 
2013-04-24 11:50:01 PM
I has a sad.

Just after 911 I flew from Baltimore to Las Vegas and 2 finalists for the US Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest that was held in a casino that year were also on the flight.  It was the week that the airlines started flying again and there were only about 15 passengers and 3 cute stewardesses on the flight and I was the only single male under 50 on the plane.  It was a 5 hour wild party and the best flight I will ever have.  ......EVAR!

The airline we flew on has been gone for 8 years, and now the miss Hawaiian tropic contest is gone too, but I still smile when I get on a plane even if I am packed like sardines on a full flight.

/CSB/
 
2013-04-24 11:55:51 PM
Wow, lamest thread ever.
 
2013-04-25 01:08:52 AM
 
2013-04-25 02:37:40 AM
This is one of the saddest threads I've ever read.

Come on, Fark.
 
2013-04-25 06:33:18 AM
I won 3 of these back in my teens and twenties
 
2013-04-25 06:42:40 AM
"Guess I'll pack up me tits..."
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-25 06:58:32 AM
i674.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-25 07:26:34 AM
My wife has a friend that was a Hawaiian Tropic girl. She's farking hot.

/csb
 
2013-04-25 07:29:59 AM

abhorrent1: My wife has a friend that was a Hawaiian Tropic girl. She's farking hot.

/csb



Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-04-25 09:09:32 AM
Cocoa butter futures are tanking.
 
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