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(Metro)   You UFO nutters can put away your tin-foil hats now, that 'space alien' skeleton discovered in Chile is really just a plain old mummified human   (metro.co.uk) divider line 97
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2013-04-24 12:12:54 PM  
Those two things are not mutually exclusive......
 
2013-04-24 12:18:05 PM  
After reading the article, why do I suddenly have an urge to throw stuff at Steven Spielberg?
 
2013-04-24 12:21:59 PM  
Well - that's what they say, at least...
 
2013-04-24 12:31:57 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: After reading the article, why do I suddenly have an urge to throw stuff at Steven Spielberg?


I'm hungry for beef jerky.

/I wonder if it's teriyaki flavor.
 
2013-04-24 12:40:37 PM  
Whatever it is or isn't, it's not a "plain old human"
 
2013-04-24 01:11:38 PM  
It's a street pen light.
 
2013-04-24 01:15:14 PM  
i.imgur.com

Disappointed.
 
2013-04-24 01:16:40 PM  
sooo....can we eat it then?
 
2013-04-24 01:17:04 PM  
Is it friend or foetus?
 
2013-04-24 01:17:32 PM  
cf.badassdigest.com
Cow Fetus?
 
2013-04-24 01:17:45 PM  
Dang! I thought this time for sure.
 
2013-04-24 01:18:10 PM  

echomike23: sooo....can we eat it then?


You CANNOT eat your Mummy...that's cannibalism.
 
2013-04-24 01:19:16 PM  
My cats would not be kind to someone that size.
 
2013-04-24 01:19:33 PM  

weirdneighbour: Dang! I thought this time for sure.


Ha! So you're saying you believe these so-called "authorities"? Wake up, sheeple! They walk among us!
 
2013-04-24 01:19:38 PM  
What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.
 
2013-04-24 01:19:58 PM  
There goes my idea for the new alien Barbie.
 
2013-04-24 01:22:52 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.


No, he just created us.  The Devil made the other 99.99999999% of the universe just to fark with us.  Silly devil!!
 
2013-04-24 01:23:26 PM  
Didn't realize it was flying. Well, at least now we know it's not a UFO.
 
2013-04-24 01:24:14 PM  
Paging Dr. Gosnell.  Paging Dr. Gosnell.  Dr. Gosnell, you have an aborted fetus in Room 1.
 
2013-04-24 01:24:42 PM  
What's a foetus? Is that a clue that it's really an alien baby??
 
2013-04-24 01:25:21 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.


Perhaps all those other galaxies were just practice. Consider the possibility that you are a being requiring a million billion attempts to get right. I'm not suggesting previous attempts were mistakes, of course, and instead humbly submit that all previous creations were found wanting.

Also after that many runs it would make sense the process had shrunk down to about seven days.
 
2013-04-24 01:26:42 PM  
Huh?  I saw the documentary yesterday.  Some things they pointed out that were very strange about it:

- Had 10 ribs, which is practically unheard of for a human, even deformed humans.
- The bones showed the being was SIX years old.

I'm not saying the fossil is an alien, but the documentary definitely does not say it is just a plain ol' mummified human, and this article in no way addressed the skeleton's anomalies.

What I find more suspicious now is that they would bother writing such a dumb article about this.
 
2013-04-24 01:26:55 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 01:27:28 PM  

DubtodaIll: What's a foetus? Is that a clue that it's really an alien baby??


That's the aliens home planet name.
 
2013-04-24 01:29:16 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.


Cool, I'm not the only Farker to believe in Rare Earth Hypothesis!

/It's plausible until disproved.

//Absence of proof towards a positive, always lean towards the negative

///"They formulate a Question?  You hit them with a Hypothesis.  They bias your Prediction?  You fark up their Testing and Analyses!  THAT's the Scientific Method."
 
2013-04-24 01:31:30 PM  
PS God, Dice, Benevolent Watchmaker, The Universe is Utterly Indifferent to Your Existence, The cat is simultaneously alive and dead but you can't directly observe either state, etc. etc.
 
2013-04-24 01:33:39 PM  
This article is junk. Some important information to those that "believe":

The testing was carried out by two Stanford scientists.
Dr. Nolan did the genetic testing and Dr. Lachman studied the skeleton.

Dr. Lachman concluded that there are no know human deformations that would account for the 6" beings irregularities.
He also concluded that it is between 6 and 8 years old. He left open the possibility that there is an unknown condition that caused this beings condition. (which of course you would have to)

Dr. Nolan could not find evidence through genetic testing that there was a genetic malfunction that accounted for the abnormalities. He had concluded that the DNA was human and not some other primate.

There is still a possibility that this being is extraterrestrial in origin. These tests have raised more questions than they have answered.
Again, this article does this subject no justice.

The complete testing is not done and when it is Dr. Nolan is going to submit a paper for peer review.
 
2013-04-24 01:37:52 PM  

internut scholar: This article is junk. Some important information to those that "believe":

The testing was carried out by two Stanford scientists.
Dr. Nolan did the genetic testing and Dr. Lachman studied the skeleton.

Dr. Lachman concluded that there are no know human deformations that would account for the 6" beings irregularities.
He also concluded that it is between 6 and 8 years old. He left open the possibility that there is an unknown condition that caused this beings condition. (which of course you would have to)

Dr. Nolan could not find evidence through genetic testing that there was a genetic malfunction that accounted for the abnormalities. He had concluded that the DNA was human and not some other primate.

There is still a possibility that this being is extraterrestrial in origin. These tests have raised more questions than they have answered.
Again, this article does this subject no justice.

The complete testing is not done and when it is Dr. Nolan is going to submit a paper for peer review.



Got links?
 
2013-04-24 01:42:32 PM  
I'm amazed that it's real. I thought it was just a great looking fake. And they say it was six inches high and lived to be six years old? Like someone said above, it may be a human, but it's certainly no ordinary human. I have a hard time believing a person the size of an action figure survived for six years. I'm not saying it's an alien, but if it's really real, I have a hard time believing it's human. I've seen some pictures of tiny people, but this is something else.

Now I'm interested in learning more.
 
2013-04-24 01:44:46 PM  

Amos Quito: internut scholar: This article is junk. Some important information to those that "believe":

The testing was carried out by two Stanford scientists.
Dr. Nolan did the genetic testing and Dr. Lachman studied the skeleton.

Dr. Lachman concluded that there are no know human deformations that would account for the 6" beings irregularities.
He also concluded that it is between 6 and 8 years old. He left open the possibility that there is an unknown condition that caused this beings condition. (which of course you would have to)

Dr. Nolan could not find evidence through genetic testing that there was a genetic malfunction that accounted for the abnormalities. He had concluded that the DNA was human and not some other primate.

There is still a possibility that this being is extraterrestrial in origin. These tests have raised more questions than they have answered.
Again, this article does this subject no justice.

The complete testing is not done and when it is Dr. Nolan is going to submit a paper for peer review.


Got links?

 
2013-04-24 01:47:20 PM  
www.alicia-logic.com
 
2013-04-24 01:53:17 PM  

Amos Quito: internut scholar: This article is junk. Some important information to those that "believe":

The testing was carried out by two Stanford scientists.
Dr. Nolan did the genetic testing and Dr. Lachman studied the skeleton.

Dr. Lachman concluded that there are no know human deformations that would account for the 6" beings irregularities.
He also concluded that it is between 6 and 8 years old. He left open the possibility that there is an unknown condition that caused this beings condition. (which of course you would have to)

Dr. Nolan could not find evidence through genetic testing that there was a genetic malfunction that accounted for the abnormalities. He had concluded that the DNA was human and not some other primate.

There is still a possibility that this being is extraterrestrial in origin. These tests have raised more questions than they have answered.
Again, this article does this subject no justice.

The complete testing is not done and when it is Dr. Nolan is going to submit a paper for peer review.


Got links?


I have a PDF that I am looking at right now and I personally conversed with Dr. Nolan. I assure you they are taking this very seriously.

Now if I could figure out how to turn a PDF into a link......

email me and I will send you it.
 
2013-04-24 01:53:18 PM  
If this was the individual upon which had the AR-15 you would not be seeing the documentary about this individual as no one would have found this body.
 
2013-04-24 02:00:21 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-04-24 02:02:30 PM  

internut scholar: I assure you they are taking this very seriously.


I wish for believing!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 02:07:44 PM  
I couldn't find specifics on who did the actual testing, but one of the connected "PhD" guys heads up UFOlogy so he lost credibility with me there.

And at this point whoever conducted these tests lost all credibility as well for making this announcement.  There's DNA but no evidence of internal organs? It lived for 6 years? REALLY?  We have older mummy's that show more evidence of being real than this thing.  It doesn't even look like a good hoax.
 
2013-04-24 02:10:10 PM  
 
2013-04-24 02:15:41 PM  

nitefallz: I couldn't find specifics on who did the actual testing, but one of the connected "PhD" guys heads up UFOlogy so he lost credibility with me there.

And at this point whoever conducted these tests lost all credibility as well for making this announcement.  There's DNA but no evidence of internal organs? It lived for 6 years? REALLY?  We have older mummy's that show more evidence of being real than this thing.  It doesn't even look like a good hoax.


Read my post up thread, and the links.

Dr. Greer heads up the "Disclosure Project" He is a MD. that really has noting to do with his project, it just so happens he was a doctor before this.

The people that did the testing were scientists from Stanford. There were internal organs. There were also teeth. It is not a hoax.
 
2013-04-24 02:16:21 PM  
You sheeple are being fooled by misinformation once again. Do you not see the obvious? That skeleton is of an alien, but it is the size of a 30 year old human male. The hands holding the tweezers make it look shrunken. GIANTS RULE THE PLANET!!!
 
2013-04-24 02:18:06 PM  
Yes, just a plain old mummified human... PUT THERE BY ALIENS!
 
2013-04-24 02:27:25 PM  

internut scholar: nitefallz: I couldn't find specifics on who did the actual testing, but one of the connected "PhD" guys heads up UFOlogy so he lost credibility with me there.

And at this point whoever conducted these tests lost all credibility as well for making this announcement.  There's DNA but no evidence of internal organs? It lived for 6 years? REALLY?  We have older mummy's that show more evidence of being real than this thing.  It doesn't even look like a good hoax.

Read my post up thread, and the links.

Dr. Greer heads up the "Disclosure Project" He is a MD. that really has noting to do with his project, it just so happens he was a doctor before this.

The people that did the testing were scientists from Stanford. There were internal organs. There were also teeth. It is not a hoax.


I never understood why MD lends credibility to people.
What do they call the guy who graduates last in his class in medical school?
A doctor.
 
2013-04-24 02:27:34 PM  

internut scholar: nitefallz: I couldn't find specifics on who did the actual testing, but one of the connected "PhD" guys heads up UFOlogy so he lost credibility with me there.

And at this point whoever conducted these tests lost all credibility as well for making this announcement.  There's DNA but no evidence of internal organs? It lived for 6 years? REALLY?  We have older mummy's that show more evidence of being real than this thing.  It doesn't even look like a good hoax.

Read my post up thread, and the links.

Dr. Greer heads up the "Disclosure Project" He is a MD. that really has noting to do with his project, it just so happens he was a doctor before this.

The people that did the testing were scientists from Stanford. There were internal organs. There were also teeth. It is not a hoax.



Lachman only examined the radiographs, it seems.   http://siriusdisclosure.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/signed-Lachman - report.pdf

Or am I being lazy on my reading?
 
2013-04-24 02:29:05 PM  
There was a similar thing found in a desert cave somewhere in South America that I saw on one of those Alien Discovery or Paranormal Animals or somesuch show. They found it in a hole in some cave and they took it with them claiming they were going to give it to knowledgeable people to look at and make a determination. I've since looked for some follow up, but haven't been able to find either the name of the show or any info about that episode. From what I can recall about that episode, the skeletal structure looked kind of like a partially mummified chicken-thing, and it was really small like this one. Anybody know the show I'm talking about?
 
2013-04-24 02:33:53 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.


There is no reason to belief there isn't alien life.  There's also no reason believe we've ever been visited by said aliens.
 
2013-04-24 02:37:28 PM  

internut scholar: Amos Quito: Got links?

Anthracite: Got links?

http://siriusdisclosure.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/SMG-report-4- 22 -2013-FINAL-COMPLETE.pdf


Thank.you.very.much.

will peruse as time permits...
 
2013-04-24 02:37:52 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.


Solely for the purpose of creating doubt for non-believers, or so I'm told.
 
2013-04-24 02:38:12 PM  

alowishus: J. Frank Parnell: What a ridiculous idea alien life is. Everyone knows we're the only intelligent life in the universe, and god created billions of galaxies just for us.

There is no reason to belief there isn't alien life.  There's also no reason believe we've ever been visited by said aliens.


Well, yes there is, actually.
 
2013-04-24 02:40:18 PM  
You got DZINGED! Rascar Capac is at it again!

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-24 02:44:15 PM  

nitefallz: internut scholar: nitefallz: I couldn't find specifics on who did the actual testing, but one of the connected "PhD" guys heads up UFOlogy so he lost credibility with me there.

And at this point whoever conducted these tests lost all credibility as well for making this announcement.  There's DNA but no evidence of internal organs? It lived for 6 years? REALLY?  We have older mummy's that show more evidence of being real than this thing.  It doesn't even look like a good hoax.

Read my post up thread, and the links.

Dr. Greer heads up the "Disclosure Project" He is a MD. that really has noting to do with his project, it just so happens he was a doctor before this.

The people that did the testing were scientists from Stanford. There were internal organs. There were also teeth. It is not a hoax.


Lachman only examined the radiographs, it seems.   http://siriusdisclosure.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/signed-Lachman - report.pdf

Or am I being lazy on my reading?


I believe he examined the X-rays and CT scans. I am not a doctor, but it would seem that someone that would specialize in skeletons, that is exactly what they would be looking at. No?

Dr. Lachman, who is a visiting scholar and visiting professor at Stanford University and

author of " Radiology of Syndromes, Metabolic Disorders and Skeletal Dysplasias" and

is one of the leading experts in the world on skeletal dysplasia and abnormalities,
examined the X Rays, CAT scans and photographs of the humanoid.
 
2013-04-24 02:47:44 PM  

sxacho: There was a similar thing found in a desert cave somewhere in South America that I saw on one of those Alien Discovery or Paranormal Animals or somesuch show. They found it in a hole in some cave and they took it with them claiming they were going to give it to knowledgeable people to look at and make a determination. I've since looked for some follow up, but haven't been able to find either the name of the show or any info about that episode. From what I can recall about that episode, the skeletal structure looked kind of like a partially mummified chicken-thing, and it was really small like this one. Anybody know the show I'm talking about?


You are looking at it. They found it in the desert in Chile.
 
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