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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Dad complains about your loud music. You should A) drop the volume, B) use your headphones, C) light him on fire   ( divider line
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2013-04-24 01:51:05 PM  
He didn't start the fire. His dad was always burnin', since the world's been turnin'.
2013-04-24 01:52:58 PM
2013-04-24 02:12:55 PM
2013-04-24 02:20:57 PM  

FrancoFile: Sybarite: I was expecting someone younger.

From a source with a few more details:

On Monday, April 22, 38-year-old David Anthony Smith was sitting in his bedroom in a house in the 2300 block of S.W. 49th Street. Smith's father walked into the room and told him to turn his music down.


Police later found Smith walking down the street. When he was taken into custody, he was wearing a necklace made of prescription pills identified as Soma, a muscle relaxer. He did not have a prescription for the pills.

+1 to whatever Pharm guy chose that name.

/take a holiday
//malthusian drill!

Soma do, Soma Don't

2013-04-24 02:38:48 PM  
guy must have a hearing problem.
the Freedom Rock Commercial  said
"turn it up" not "burn it up".

Real life needs Closed Captioning.
2013-04-24 02:43:30 PM  
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for the night.  Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
2013-04-24 02:44:17 PM
2013-04-24 03:11:54 PM

In Baja, if you ask us to turn the music down, we put you in an oil barrel.  If you ask again, we set you on fire.
2013-04-24 03:42:16 PM

This would never have happened if he kept it at a REEEEAsonable volume.
2013-04-24 03:54:28 PM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: Godscrack: Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors

If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire - Dead Milkmen

Came here to say this.  Kudos.
2013-04-24 05:48:18 PM  
I bet he was listening to Nickleback .
2013-04-24 05:58:42 PM
2013-04-24 06:52:32 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: There's kerosene around...

thank you.

"something to do..."
2013-04-25 03:55:41 AM
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