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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Dad complains about your loud music. You should A) drop the volume, B) use your headphones, C) light him on fire   (koco.com) divider line 64
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2013-04-24 11:30:00 AM
Ah giving pops the ole' Arthur Brown treatment, brings back memories of playing catch with the old man.

He thew baseballs, I threw molotov cocktails we'd crank tunes and sacrifice goats in purification blood rituals *sigh* it was a simpler time.
 
2013-04-24 11:31:05 AM
That guy looks a bit old to be having an argument with his dad over loud music.
 
2013-04-24 11:35:55 AM
I was expecting someone younger.

From a source with a few more details:

On Monday, April 22, 38-year-old David Anthony Smith was sitting in his bedroom in a house in the 2300 block of S.W. 49th Street. Smith's father walked into the room and told him to turn his music down.

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Police later found Smith walking down the street. When he was taken into custody, he was wearing a necklace made of prescription pills identified as Soma, a muscle relaxer. He did not have a prescription for the pills.
 
2013-04-24 11:54:08 AM
I thought everyone liked music from Jeffster
 
2013-04-24 11:56:14 AM
Parents, kick your kids out of the house no later than their 25th birthday.
 
2013-04-24 11:56:54 AM
Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

/'Fire' by Hendrix?
 
2013-04-24 12:01:29 PM
♫  The lawyers dwell on small details
Since daddy had to fry ♫
 
2013-04-24 12:02:08 PM
I guess you could say he dropped the Bic
 
2013-04-24 12:02:38 PM

Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

/'Fire' by Hendrix?


Probably Dennis DeYoung's cover of Jimi Hendrix's "Fire."

/smirk
 
2013-04-24 12:09:28 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: That guy looks a bit old to be having an argument with his dad over loud music.


Naw, man. It's dad that's too old.
 
2013-04-24 12:12:05 PM

Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?


The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors
 
2013-04-24 12:21:27 PM
Sounds like a real child Prodigy.
 
2013-04-24 12:22:37 PM

Godscrack: Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors


If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire - Dead Milkmen
 
2013-04-24 12:32:44 PM
My neighbors kid who is 8 and on the low, highly function end of autistic. Sweet boy, always asks to help me carry in groceries or help wash my truck. Apparently he has a propensity for lighting things on fire and once in a blue moon I see a look come over him that's a bit zombiefied. I worry for his parents a bit once he hits his teen years.
 
2013-04-24 12:33:25 PM
*functional
 
2013-04-24 01:04:58 PM

doyner: Sounds like a real child Prodigy.


nice...
 
2013-04-24 01:05:14 PM
 
2013-04-24 01:19:13 PM
what was that dude rocking out to? Foghat?

At least he finally gets a chance to get a place of his own.
 
2013-04-24 01:20:00 PM
Come on baby light my fire?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 01:20:27 PM

Sybarite: I was expecting someone younger.

From a source with a few more details:

On Monday, April 22, 38-year-old David Anthony Smith was sitting in his bedroom in a house in the 2300 block of S.W. 49th Street. Smith's father walked into the room and told him to turn his music down.

***

Police later found Smith walking down the street. When he was taken into custody, he was wearing a necklace made of prescription pills identified as Soma, a muscle relaxer. He did not have a prescription for the pills.


+1 to whatever Pharm guy chose that name.

/take a holiday
//malthusian drill!
 
2013-04-24 01:22:48 PM
My kids sometimes complain about how loud I play the music.  It's great.

/the neighbors never complain
 
2013-04-24 01:23:05 PM
Yeah, right, too late! Sure... Eat this!
 
2013-04-24 01:23:19 PM

Godscrack: Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors


Disco Inferno - The Trammps
 
2013-04-24 01:23:45 PM
media.classicrockmagazine.com

Approves.

/Blow your speakers
//WITH ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! !
 
2013-04-24 01:23:56 PM
Candle In The Wind?
 
2013-04-24 01:24:08 PM

Wall_of_Doodoo: If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire - Dead Milkmen


Beat me to it....
 
2013-04-24 01:24:44 PM
Was this the dad?

codinghorror.typepad.com
 
2013-04-24 01:25:01 PM

Marine1: [media.classicrockmagazine.com image 620x400]

Approves.

/Blow your speakers
//WITH ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! !


it's never a bad time for a Manowar reference
 
2013-04-24 01:25:36 PM

Phony_Soldier: Godscrack: Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors

Disco Inferno - The Trammps


Fight Father with Fire - Metallica
 
2013-04-24 01:26:04 PM
I guess the kid wasn't gonna take it anymoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
 
2013-04-24 01:26:12 PM
Set him on fire, then use the headphones so you can't hear him screaming. Obviously.
 
2013-04-24 01:26:23 PM

Krymson Tyde: Sock Ruh Tease: That guy looks a bit old to be having an argument with his dad over loud music.

Naw, man. It's dad that's too old.


So, like, the son was trying to listen to his Elvis records too loudly and the father was mad because he couldn't hear Glen Miller on his phonograph.
 
2013-04-24 01:29:28 PM
So, the 38 year old living with his dad, was he just a down on his luck 38 year old who lost his job and home and had to move in with his dad, or was he a 38 year old who never moved out to begin with?
 
2013-04-24 01:31:13 PM

skullkrusher: Phony_Soldier: Godscrack: Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors

Disco Inferno - The Trammps

Fight Father with Fire - Metallica


Fire - Jimi Hendrix
Fire - Ohio Players
Fire - Bruce Springsteen
 
2013-04-24 01:31:51 PM
God damnit Daddy. you know I love you, but you've got a HELL OF A LOT to learn about Rock And Roll!
 
2013-04-24 01:32:04 PM
 
2013-04-24 01:32:16 PM
betterpropaganda.com
Did someone say fire?
 
2013-04-24 01:34:00 PM
CSB

Back when I was an intern, I worked at the small company my dad worked for.  His friend and our boss told us a story about the game his son liked to play (I believe he was mid 20s at the time) that involved dousing a tennis ball in gasoline, lighting it on fire, then playing hot potato with it.  He said if you were really quick you wouldn't hardly feel anything.  I'm not sure how much alcohol was involved.  I never felt compelled to try that particularly game.

/CSB
 
2013-04-24 01:34:04 PM
gamesymbol.com

MARANA MALAX!
 
2013-04-24 01:36:21 PM
My Dad busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
"Dad, you're just DIE SCREAMING IN A FIRE, A-HOLE !!!  It's the Beastie Boys, so BURN, YOU FARKER!"
You gotta fight... For your right... To parrrrrr-tay
 
2013-04-24 01:37:07 PM
moviemezzanine.com
 
2013-04-24 01:39:47 PM
Dreams possess nightmarish figures
Burning can't escape the embers
Lost are those who trust the Liar
Satan's son I'm born of fire
 
2013-04-24 01:41:49 PM
Hot Stuff - Raydio (70's disco song)
 
2013-04-24 01:42:46 PM

doyner: Parents, kick your kids out of the house no later than their 25th birthday.


Only exception to this, unless they're a full time college student.

/was a full time college student when i was 25
 
2013-04-24 01:44:07 PM
Approves
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-24 01:44:24 PM
Normally, when I felt the urge to set my father on fires it was because he breathes through a stuffed up nose very noisily, and when he chews it just gets worse.
 
2013-04-24 01:45:15 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-24 01:46:45 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-24 01:46:49 PM
Rammstein approves

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 01:46:56 PM
You know that it would be untrue
you know that I would be a liar
if I was to say to you
I didn't set your dad on fire
 
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