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2013-04-24 11:28:24 AM
This is why I love the freedom loving USA, if I want to exercise my god given right to spray my window sill with my baby batter while watching Mrs Rose plant her roses across the street, by god I can spray the sill to my hearts content.
 
2013-04-24 11:28:33 AM
The district court included in its acquittal that the woman's view of the man is partially blocked by a hedge, and so the act of masturbation could not be grasped firm-handedly.

www.sundriesshack.com
 
2013-04-24 11:34:42 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: This is why I love the freedom loving USA, if I want to exercise my god given right to spray my window sill with my baby batter while watching Mrs Rose plant her roses across the street, by god I can spray the sill to my hearts content.


Hate to put a cork in your spackle party there Funboy, but you can still be charged with indecent exposure in the the USA.

Or so I've heard, from a friend of a friend's cousin.

Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2013-04-24 11:36:27 AM
In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?

2. Why did anyone feel the need to point out that he  might have been talking to his mother on the phone?  Was there any reason to believe he might have been talking to his mother? Is it even relavant to the story?  WTF?
 
2013-04-24 11:39:36 AM

Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?

2. Why did anyone feel the need to point out that he  might have been talking to his mother on the phone?  Was there any reason to believe he might have been talking to his mother? Is it even relavant to the story?  WTF?


Charge the woman with peeping.
 
2013-04-24 11:42:28 AM

brap: Hate to put a cork in your spackle party there Funboy, but you can still be charged with indecent exposure in the the USA.

Or so I've heard, from a friend of a friend's cousin.

Yeah, that's the ticket.


The the terrorists have won my friend, they have won
 
2013-04-24 11:43:56 AM
i.imgur.com

/The writing in that article is annoying.
 
2013-04-24 11:47:33 AM

Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?



Are you flirting with me?
 
2013-04-24 12:03:35 PM
There was an article a couple years ago about a guy who was hanging brain in his kitchen at like 6:30 in the morning when some lady and her kid decided to cut through his yard.  The mom tried to have him arrested because the poor child had to see a dong.
 
2013-04-24 12:06:16 PM

brap: Hate to put a cork in your spackle party


I went to a spackle party to reminisce with my old friend
A chance to spank old memories and play my dong again
 
2013-04-24 12:20:48 PM
FTA:
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Wait. What woman would complain about seeing this guy naked in his living room?
 
2013-04-24 12:29:30 PM

James!: There was an article a couple years ago about a guy who was hanging brain in his kitchen at like 6:30 in the morning when some lady and her kid decided to cut through his yard.  The mom tried to have him arrested because the poor child had to see a dong.


I remember that.
 
2013-04-24 12:30:20 PM

Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?


I live in an apartment, and I masturbate on the balcony at regular intervals. Just show up 10 minutes beforehand and get a good seat.
 
2013-04-24 12:34:30 PM
Honest Bender:

2. Why did anyone feel the need to point out that he  might have been talking to his mother on the phone?  Was there any reason to believe he might have been talking to his mother? Is it even relavant to the story?  WTF?

Maybe the guy in the story was subby.  We all know what subby's mom is like.
 
2013-04-24 12:36:29 PM

Godscrack: FTA:
[img198.imageshack.us image 614x308]

Wait. What woman would complain about seeing this guy naked in his living room?


I'd like to see him naked in my living room.
 
2013-04-24 12:41:11 PM

Bathia_Mapes: James!: There was an article a couple years ago about a guy who was hanging brain in his kitchen at like 6:30 in the morning when some lady and her kid decided to cut through his yard.  The mom tried to have him arrested because the poor child had to see a dong.

I remember that.


I almost added "I bet Bathia remembers which article it was" but I didn't want to call you out.
 
2013-04-24 12:56:42 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?

I live in an apartment, and I masturbate on the balcony at regular intervals. Just show up 10 minutes beforehand and get a good seat.


There is an oglaf cartoon about exactly that, but obviously I can't link to it at work.
 
2013-04-24 12:57:16 PM
I got scared and felt great discomfort of experiences.
 
2013-04-24 12:59:07 PM
I sometimes wonder how these people who seem to be terrified of the human form manage to bathe.
 
2013-04-24 12:59:38 PM
not seeing him naked once... but far more then once

might  I suggest dear lady that you, when walking passed his house, dont look directly into the house and you wont see anything.
 
2013-04-24 01:00:42 PM
Dear White People,

Please buy curtains, and if you have curtains please close them.

Thank you,

Everybody around you
 
2013-04-24 01:02:34 PM
Groin Finger
That is all
 
2013-04-24 01:02:52 PM
"A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights." - Lance Morrow

What?
 
2013-04-24 01:03:01 PM
The woman sounds like a real hoot. Lights off sex, socks on (because feet are gross) and missionary only.
 
2013-04-24 01:03:17 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Was it this guy?  He's always going on about his "naked room".
 
2013-04-24 01:03:29 PM
moviechutzpah.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-24 01:03:39 PM

Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.


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2013-04-24 01:03:59 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?

I live in an apartment, and I masturbate on the balcony at regular intervals. Just show up 10 minutes beforehand and get a good seat.

There is an oglaf cartoon about exactly that, but obviously I can't link to it at work.


Damn, you read my mind.
 
2013-04-24 01:05:30 PM
What is "airing your silk wizard" a euphemism for?  The usual sources are letting me down.
 
2013-04-24 01:06:10 PM
In other words, Sweden doesn't have peeping tom laws.
 
2013-04-24 01:08:04 PM

LeroyBourne: The woman sounds like a real hoot. Lights off sex, socks on (because feet are gross) and missionary only.


umm.. thats actually pretty hot  (wait.. in missionary  I can grab her legs and wrap them around me right?)
 
2013-04-24 01:08:35 PM

Egoy3k: I sometimes wonder how these people who seem to be terrified of the human form manage to bathe.


The key is they have to be  attractive and not unattractive.
 
2013-04-24 01:09:18 PM

Primitive Screwhead: brap: Hate to put a cork in your spackle party

I went to a spackle party to reminisce with my old friend
A chance to spank old memories and play my dong again


If you can't please everyone..
got to please yourself...
 
2013-04-24 01:09:22 PM

Chthonic Echoes: What is "airing your silk wizard" a euphemism for?  The usual sources are letting me down.


Same here...I know what a "wizard's sleeve" is but "silk wizard" has me baffled. Even urban dictionary has never heard of it.
 
2013-04-24 01:10:31 PM

Godscrack: FTA:
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Wait. What woman would complain about seeing this guy naked in his living room?


Guessing that's not the man in question.

Reminds of a time I was flipping channels and caught an part of one of those daytime talk guys, maybe Maury?, can't remember (black dude), and the subject was a woman who found out the landlord of her apartment had installed cameras in her apartment to peep on her.  She wasn't that much to look at, but the story was cut with . . . "reenactments" where they had this model slowly taking off pants and shirts dresses, with a slight smile on her face, and then walking past the b/w cameras in little stringy things.  It was . . . illuminating.
 
2013-04-24 01:10:36 PM
10 acres surrounded by thick woods, no close neighbors, 1/10th of a mile driveway off the rural road...  CLOTHING OPTIONAL!!!!
 
2013-04-24 01:11:37 PM
How much is that pervert in the window.
 
2013-04-24 01:12:56 PM

James!: Bathia_Mapes: James!: There was an article a couple years ago about a guy who was hanging brain in his kitchen at like 6:30 in the morning when some lady and her kid decided to cut through his yard.  The mom tried to have him arrested because the poor child had to see a dong.

I remember that.

I almost added "I bet Bathia remembers which article it was" but I didn't want to call you out.


Heh! Here's the October, 2009 thread. The article link is dead, but here's an article from The Telegraph.

I haven't found the followup article, but IIRC it was determined that the only way the guy would have been visible is if you were right up next to the house. He would not have been visible from the yard.
 
2013-04-24 01:13:23 PM

kvinesknows: LeroyBourne: The woman sounds like a real hoot. Lights off sex, socks on (because feet are gross) and missionary only.

umm.. thats actually pretty hot  (wait.. in missionary  I can grab her legs and wrap them around me right?)


And fold their legs as far as they'll go behind their head while you prop your legs up on the head board for power slams.  I hear women like that.
 
WGJ
2013-04-24 01:13:43 PM
Not only is the woman a peeping tom and filming it, she demanded 9000 krona as well? What a coont.

Turn the tables and see how this turns out.
 
2013-04-24 01:17:23 PM
I have a similar complaint against my neighbor.  She's a young HWP brunette woman with a nice ass, not much in the boob area.  She likes to dance in a tank top and walk around in her bathrobe with her windows open.  She won't do it naked.  I've sent strongly worded letters, even paid in advance.
 
2013-04-24 01:17:41 PM
The same thing happened to a guy in Virginia a few years ago. It was 4am and he walked downstairs to make some coffee and some mom and her kid saw him and called the cops. After they were walking on his lawn.
No idea how it ended up, but I'm assuming he successfully fought the charges since nothing's been mentioned of it since.
 
2013-04-24 01:20:17 PM

WGJ: Not only is the woman a peeping tom and filming it, she demanded 9000 krona as well? What a coont.

Turn the tables and see how this turns out.


That's what I was thinking. Filming a woman naked in her home without her knowledge or consent is a damn good way for a man to end up the sex offender registry, but when a woman does it to a man, suddenly she's a victim. Here's a thought: If you don't want to see me naked, don't look in my windows.
 
2013-04-24 01:24:36 PM
If he's jacking off in his window and attempting to make eye contact with strangers on the street while doing so, then slap on the charges.  If he's just walking around naked just because he likes to be naked and isn't really that careful about his blinds, then you need to politely avert your eyes.
 
2013-04-24 01:25:25 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: This is why I love the freedom loving USA, if I want to exercise my god given right to spray my window sill with my baby batter while watching Mrs Rose plant her roses across the street, by god I can spray the sill to my hearts content.


Just don't get caught urinating in on a tree at 3am within 1000 yards of a school, unless you want to live in a shantytown in the woods with a bunch of child molesters.

Bathia_Mapes: James!: Bathia_Mapes: James!: There was an article a couple years ago about a guy who was hanging brain in his kitchen at like 6:30 in the morning when some lady and her kid decided to cut through his yard.  The mom tried to have him arrested because the poor child had to see a dong.

I remember that.

I almost added "I bet Bathia remembers which article it was" but I didn't want to call you out.

Heh! Here's the October, 2009 thread. The article link is dead, but here's an article from The Telegraph.

I haven't found the followup article, but IIRC it was determined that the only way the guy would have been visible is if you were right up next to the house. He would not have been visible from the yard.


http://voices.washingtonpost.com/crime-scene/fairfax/woman-flipped-o ff -naked-guy-th.html
 
2013-04-24 01:25:48 PM

doglover: Honest Bender: In a bid to bring the cold unfriendly talons of justice down on the man's genitalia, she even went so far as to film him as he supposedly walked around a lightened room, talking on the phone, possibly to his mother, naked.

This sentence made me stop and ponder for several reasons:
1. You didn't stop and think that maybe it wasn't OK to film someone in the privacy of their own home while he was naked?  How would you feel if I stood outside your home and pointed a camera in your window to try and catch you naked?

2. Why did anyone feel the need to point out that he  might have been talking to his mother on the phone?  Was there any reason to believe he might have been talking to his mother? Is it even relavant to the story?  WTF?

Charge the woman with peeping.


This.
 
2013-04-24 01:28:31 PM
Strange.

I had the impression that Swedes were really relaxed about nudity, what with the saunas, racy TV shows, graduation streaks and such. When did Sweden turn into Mississippi?

The West really needs to give up on body shame. It's literally one of the stupidest things in the world to criminalize nudity.
 
2013-04-24 01:30:38 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If he's jacking off in his window and attempting to make eye contact with strangers on the street while doing so, then slap on the charges.  If he's just walking around naked just because he likes to be naked and isn't really that careful about his blinds, then you need to politely avert your eyes.


If he is on his property then I'd say in both situations you need to just avert your eyes.  slapping on charges for the first one starts you down a pretty slippery slope from a legal perspective.

Just because the TV is on doesn't mean you have to watch it Mr. All Up In Erryone's Bidness
 
2013-04-24 01:32:13 PM
What was she doing looking into his windows? Can we charge her as a peeping tammy?
 
2013-04-24 01:33:03 PM
I'd comment but I can't read TFA. Piece of shiat website thinks that connecting to facebook is more important than displaying its' own content. Link is farked because site designer is a douche bag.
 
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