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(Fox News Insider)   Fox reporter Mike Tobin, America's "News Ninja" foils on-air lip assault   (foxnewsinsider.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-24 10:22:52 AM  
That was some ninja moves!


They came at him with the Fat Cow Technique, amateurs.
 
2013-04-24 11:32:06 AM  
At least he said "Please"
 
2013-04-24 11:32:09 AM  
It would have been more awesome if he turned into one of them and locked on to her and really got some tongue action in there.
 
2013-04-24 11:33:53 AM  
Those biatches are luck he didnt flip out and kill everyone in sight.
 
2013-04-24 11:35:38 AM  
I would have gone for the hands on the backs of their heads, smash the faces together, release and keep talking.
If I were ever to become a news reporter in that particular situation.
 
2013-04-24 11:35:48 AM  
Did the chick really say he was "Kiss bombed"?  In boston?  Seriously?
 
2013-04-24 11:36:02 AM  
Closeted Conservative
 
2013-04-24 11:36:09 AM  
God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.
 
2013-04-24 11:36:23 AM  
Wow... that's one of the most retarded sites I've ever seen... and I'm a Farker.
 
2013-04-24 11:37:37 AM  
Pretty bad.
Reminds me of this:  Video Link
 
2013-04-24 11:37:48 AM  

95629: Did the chick really say he was "Kiss bombed"?  In boston?  Seriously?


Fox News has no shame....this is nothing new.  Honestly surprised they haven't started calling it the Boston Obamassacre.
 
2013-04-24 11:44:05 AM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


She's so over-the-top smarmy in everything she says and does that she creeps me out.  It's like she's on permanent eye-roll.
 
2013-04-24 11:44:34 AM  
i35.tinypic.com

Yeah I'd probably throat punch them too. Especially Skeletor on the right.  That girl has no nose.

/how does she smell?
 
2013-04-24 11:44:53 AM  
Yeah, thought this seems funny.  You have no idea who those people are or what they may be infected with, or whether they are crazy or armed.  Touching people you don't know is a bad idea, people.
 
2013-04-24 11:46:28 AM  
That cat was fast as lightning.
 
2013-04-24 11:47:13 AM  
Ugly lesbians just trying to get on Fox News. They got rejected, which I'm sure they are used to.
 
2013-04-24 11:50:10 AM  

Stoj: [i35.tinypic.com image 423x237]

Yeah I'd probably throat punch them too. Especially Skeletor on the right.  That girl has no nose.

/how does she smell?


Like cabbage....
 
2013-04-24 11:53:07 AM  

95629: Did the chick really say he was "Kiss bombed"?  In boston?  Seriously?


Not only did she say it, but the on-screen graphic said "Kiss-Bomb" too. Stay classy, Fox News.
 
2013-04-24 11:58:30 AM  
Would have been funnier if it was dude on dude action but hey those could be dudes?


fark off biatches I'm covering the news.
 
2013-04-24 12:02:22 PM  
Ninja for sure.  He was able to assess their fugliness in the blink of an eye.
 
2013-04-24 12:11:37 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


i bet she has a dick.

nttawtt.
 
2013-04-24 12:13:43 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


I cannot help but be filled with rage and disgust whenever I see her smug face.  Just thinking about how much damage she alone has done to our society makes me want to throttle the life out of her for the good of the world.  God damn propagandist.
 
2013-04-24 12:30:10 PM  
The proper way to handle it would be to step back at the last minute so they end up kissing each other.
 
2013-04-24 12:35:23 PM  

mccordo: 95629: Did the chick really say he was "Kiss bombed"?  In boston?  Seriously?

Not only did she say it, but the on-screen graphic said "Kiss-Bomb" too. Stay classy, Fox News.


Yeah, the word bomb has become so scary the last week. I bet just typing the word is killing scores of children.
 
2013-04-24 12:40:26 PM  
"Our own Mike Tobin has been... punched in Wisconsin"

That guy? That farking douche that instigated the confrontation and used selective editing to make him look like a victim?
Good to see Fox News is still using him, I'd hope he wouldn't be able to get a job anywhere else.
 
2013-04-24 12:52:29 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


I went full screen and suddenly became fixated on her nostrils. I won't do that again.
 
2013-04-24 01:13:19 PM  

mccordo: 95629: Did the chick really say he was "Kiss bombed"?  In boston?  Seriously?

Not only did she say it, but the on-screen graphic said "Kiss-Bomb" too. Stay classy, Fox News.


Oh no. I've been traumatized. We need to ban the word "bomb". I hope they have counselors available to assist anyone who may have seen or heard the word "bomb" on their program.
 
2013-04-24 01:19:15 PM  

Xenomech: Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.

I cannot help but be filled with rage and disgust whenever I see her smug face.  Just thinking about how much damage she alone has done to our society makes me want to throttle the life out of her for the good of the world.  God damn propagandist.


You're fun at parties, aren't you?
 
2013-04-24 01:26:12 PM  

Mega Steve: The proper way to handle it would be to step back at the last minute so they end up kissing each other.


That was my exact thought when I saw the video.
 
2013-04-24 01:27:12 PM  
Antagonism:Yeah, the word bomb has become so scary the last week. I bet just typing the word is killing scores of children.

mod3072: Oh no. I've been traumatized. We need to ban the word "bomb". I hope they have counselors available to assist anyone who may have seen or heard the word "bomb" on their program.

It has nothing to do with the word bomb suddenly becoming being scary or traumatizing. It's simply is a matter of class for what is supposed to be a serious news reporting organization. I would think that even the NY tabloids would think twice before inserting a bomb joke in one of their typically sensational headlines.
 
2013-04-24 01:45:56 PM  

mccordo: Antagonism:Yeah, the word bomb has become so scary the last week. I bet just typing the word is killing scores of children.

mod3072: Oh no. I've been traumatized. We need to ban the word "bomb". I hope they have counselors available to assist anyone who may have seen or heard the word "bomb" on their program.

It has nothing to do with the word bomb suddenly becoming being scary or traumatizing. It's simply is a matter of class for what is supposed to be a serious news reporting organization. I would think that even the NY tabloids would think twice before inserting a bomb joke in one of their typically sensational headlines.


I poop on your class.  It's a silly thing where a silly pair of people were disruptively silly to a news reporting organization.  The whole country could use more silly.
 
2013-04-24 02:16:14 PM  

Citrate1007: Closeted Conservative


And there it is. Of course, if he had been resisting kisses from men you would also cite that as evidence of repressed homosexuality ("Insecure of his sexuality, eh? Thinks it's gonna turn him gay, eh?"), and if he had given in enthusiastically to kissing women you would have accused him of overcompensating.
 
2013-04-24 02:44:48 PM  
canitbesaturdaynow.com
 
2013-04-24 03:07:45 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


Jenna Lee. Far better.
 
2013-04-24 03:40:49 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


I can't even watch her with the mute on anymore. My brain still knows what crap is coming out of her mouth.
 
2013-04-24 03:42:08 PM  
 
2013-04-24 04:26:12 PM  

Xenomech: Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.

I cannot help but be filled with rage and disgust whenever I see her smug face.  Just thinking about how much damage she alone has done to our society makes me want to throttle the life out of her for the good of the world.  God damn propagandist.


you need to loosen up the tin foil hat...sounds like its a little to tight
 
2013-04-24 04:41:22 PM  
Meanwhile, Bill O'Reilly pleasures himself with a vibrator while he talks to a female producer on the phone.
 
2013-04-24 04:46:49 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


I would totally fark her in her mouth vagina.
 
2013-04-24 05:42:11 PM  

Mega Steve: The proper way to handle it would be to step back at the last minute so they end up kissing each other.


It seems more of a natural response to get out of the way.  The man likes a good beat down!
 
2013-04-24 05:52:56 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.

I went full screen and suddenly became fixated on her nostrils. I won't do that again.


Me too... what the hell?
 
2013-04-24 05:53:43 PM  

mccordo: Antagonism:Yeah, the word bomb has become so scary the last week. I bet just typing the word is killing scores of children.

mod3072: Oh no. I've been traumatized. We need to ban the word "bomb". I hope they have counselors available to assist anyone who may have seen or heard the word "bomb" on their program.

It has nothing to do with the word bomb suddenly becoming being scary or traumatizing. It's simply is a matter of class for what is supposed to be a serious news reporting organization. I would think that even the NY tabloids would think twice before inserting a bomb joke in one of their typically sensational headlines.


The terrorists will have truly won if we can't even say "bomb".

You da bomb.

I dropped a bomb on you.

Anybody want a Bombpop?

Obomba

Bomb

Bomb
 
2013-04-24 06:23:20 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Citrate1007: Closeted Conservative

And there it is. Of course, if he had been resisting kisses from men you would also cite that as evidence of repressed homosexuality ("Insecure of his sexuality, eh? Thinks it's gonna turn him gay, eh?"), and if he had given in enthusiastically to kissing women you would have accused him of overcompensating.


Dont you know? Straight people dont exist. Everyone is gay and terribly ashamed of it. Infact the only thing that keeps the human race propagating is the guilt and shame passed out by organized religion.

Were it not for those hateful religious guilt machines the human race would have died off long ago because dammit everyone's gay and any rational argument stating that as bullshiat will get you labeled as a super closet gay.

You're only allowed to be straight if you think gay people are the coolest and can do no wrong. Otherwise your a terrible person whos repressed homosexuality and self loathing is making you want to ruin it for everyone.
 
2013-04-24 06:28:36 PM  
Yeah, those chicks are fugly. If it was... say, Alison Brie and Jennifer Lawrence coming at me, I'd be like "Come at me... uh... chicks."
 
2013-04-24 07:16:48 PM  

iaazathot: Yeah, thought this seems funny.  You have no idea who those people are or what they may be infected with, or whether they are crazy or armed.  Touching people you don't know is a bad idea, people.


But... they are girls. At least I'm pretty sure. Rules are different.
 
2013-04-24 08:16:40 PM  
 
2013-04-24 08:48:17 PM  

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: iaazathot: Yeah, thought this seems funny.  You have no idea who those people are or what they may be infected with, or whether they are crazy or armed.  Touching people you don't know is a bad idea, people.

But... they are girls. At least I'm pretty sure. Rules are different.


rules are different if they're hot
 
2013-04-24 08:56:27 PM  

Xenomech: Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.

I cannot help but be filled with rage and disgust whenever I see her smug face.  Just thinking about how much damage she alone has done to our society makes me want to throttle the life out of her for the good of the world.  God damn propagandist.


You are vastly overstating the importance of the media in today's society
 
2013-04-24 09:07:12 PM  
Okay, I'll bite. How did he get the nickname "News Ninja"?
 
2013-04-24 09:22:13 PM  

Ebenator: God damn, Megyn Kelly is hot.


You are...
www.fitsnews.com

...not kidding, brother! Wowsers.

/i hope this is SFW
 
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