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(Fox News)   Girl born without bones can now walk and dance thanks to new miracle drug. Her best friends, including a guy with a fiery disposition, a hard-to-see gal, and a big lumbering brute, said to be ecstatic   (foxnews.com) divider line 87
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2013-04-24 11:18:55 AM
That headline made me Woozy.

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2013-04-24 12:22:54 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-24 12:24:51 PM
I would have gone with a Quidditch reference, myself.
 
2013-04-24 12:24:56 PM
This thread is boneless without pics.

thriftytexan.com
 
2013-04-24 12:25:46 PM
www.therpf.com

This has been pretty standard for a while now guys... no reason to get worked up about it.
 
2013-04-24 12:25:54 PM
Fantastic news!
 
2013-04-24 12:26:10 PM
What a mushy story
 
2013-04-24 12:26:45 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

No bones? Must have been one hell of a Quidditch accident that needed mending.
 
2013-04-24 12:26:55 PM
SCIENCE! Not faith, not religion, not prayer, science has made it a little dusty here at my desk.
 
2013-04-24 12:27:33 PM
oi38.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-24 12:27:59 PM
some kind of mutie Vor, I bet.
 
2013-04-24 12:28:24 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 12:28:47 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-24 12:30:11 PM
i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 12:30:12 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 12:30:32 PM
Janelly had bones made of jelly.
 
2013-04-24 12:31:17 PM
ohsunnuvabiatch
 
2013-04-24 12:31:31 PM

dajoro: [oi38.tinypic.com image 317x239]


Can't believe that wasn't a "done in one"
 
2013-04-24 12:32:48 PM
Was she found deep in a South American jungle? Perhaps she is one of the true Earthlings, not a Martian.

/slightly obscure?
 
2013-04-24 12:34:05 PM
Within the walker, she's able to dance, "interpreting the music with hand movements," according to the Tennessean.
That's not dancing. That's flailing.

This story is misleading. Someone's nascent bones should be broken for false advertising.
 
2013-04-24 12:34:07 PM
I have a bone for her...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-24 12:34:08 PM
- Family Guy
- Family Guy
[miss]
- The Far Side
- Family Guy
- The Far Side

wtg.
 
2013-04-24 12:35:03 PM
I just looked at the breaking news banner and these FARKING MONSTERS have now murdered the memorial service!

i33.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-24 12:37:04 PM
So hoora for science! We will be able to let someone who has inferior genes reproduce and spread the bonelessness
 
2013-04-24 12:37:33 PM

stonicus: I have a bone for her...


Have a seat over there.
 
2013-04-24 12:39:31 PM

stonicus: I have a bone for her...


Bone donor.
 
2013-04-24 12:40:03 PM

Caluth: So hoora for science! We will be able to let someone who has inferior genes reproduce and spread the bonelessness


Are you gonna fark her? Somehow, I think "boneless girl" is not going to be at the top of anyone's dance card.
OTOH, one of the things holding back human development is that the infant brain still has to fit through the mother's pelvis during birth. She could be the breakthrough we need to become a race of boneless geniuses.
 
2013-04-24 12:40:57 PM
Joke all you like, but watch the video which plays [autoplay sadly] when you click for "More about this story" and the room suddenly fills with a ridiculous amount of dust...
 
2013-04-24 12:42:46 PM

Doubletwist-: Joke all you like, but watch the video which plays [autoplay sadly] when you click for "More about this story" and the room suddenly fills with a ridiculous amount of dust...


Does she tell others in the room that she can make it on her own?
 
2013-04-24 12:44:58 PM
Hey at least she didn't have bonitis.  There won't be a cure for that for a long time.
 
2013-04-24 12:47:09 PM
Great, now maybe you guys can go clean up the mess you made in the Marshall Islands?

http://psci3206colorado.blogspot.ca/2010/04/jellyfish-babies-birth-d ef ects-of.html
 
2013-04-24 12:47:19 PM

Theaetetus: She could be the breakthrough we need to become a race of boneless geniuses.


My friend has a girlfriend with two lazy kids that just watch TV, play video games, text, and are generally just attached to some sort of digital entertainment device at all times. He predicts we will evolve back to globs of goo with opposable thumbs.

I laughed my ass off. It is also super sad though, too.
 
2013-04-24 12:50:41 PM
...said to be elastic.

/nukular
 
2013-04-24 12:50:46 PM

busy chillin': He predicts we will evolve back to globs of goo with opposable thumbs.

tentacles.

Fixed.
 
2013-04-24 12:51:12 PM

Theaetetus: Caluth: So hoora for science! We will be able to let someone who has inferior genes reproduce and spread the bonelessness

Are you gonna fark her? Somehow, I think "boneless girl" is not going to be at the top of anyone's dance card.
OTOH, one of the things holding back human development is that the infant brain still has to fit through the mother's pelvis during birth. She could be the breakthrough we need to become a race of boneless geniuses.


Hey, a girl with no bones will bend over backwards to please you.
 
2013-04-24 12:51:57 PM
FARK EXCLUSIVE: Doctors administer the life-saving experimental enzyme.

googleblog.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 12:52:49 PM
How wonderful for her. I wish her a long and fulfilling life.
 
2013-04-24 12:52:59 PM
Big whoop.  All girls are born without bones.
 
2013-04-24 12:54:33 PM
Oh Viagra is there anything you can't do
 
2013-04-24 12:56:27 PM
She can walk.....she can dance. She can walk

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She can SIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
 
2013-04-24 12:56:32 PM

Cagey B: Doubletwist-: Joke all you like, but watch the video which plays [autoplay sadly] when you click for "More about this story" and the room suddenly fills with a ridiculous amount of dust...

Does she tell others in the room that she can make it on her own?


She was born without bones, but does have a healthy set of bootstraps.
 
2013-04-24 12:56:55 PM
What? No bones?

Seriously, though, I'm glad this girl is doing better. And is getting bones. We really do take those for granted, don't we?

Here's to the miracles of modern medicine!
 
2013-04-24 12:57:58 PM
She could dance before, it was just called "krumping."
 
2013-04-24 12:58:36 PM

Cagey B: Within the walker, she's able to dance, "interpreting the music with hand movements," according to the Tennessean.
That's not dancing. That's flailing.

This story is misleading. Someone's nascent bones should be broken for false advertising.


That's pretty much how I dance, if I use my feet it gets awfully ridiculous.
 
2013-04-24 01:02:11 PM
What, no "Wall-E" reference, just Family Guy and Far Side?

/You farkers are slipping, I tell ya, slipping!
 
2013-04-24 01:20:58 PM
Inque?
 
2013-04-24 01:22:27 PM
So much for her career as a super hero.
farm9.staticflickr.com
/too vague?
 
2013-04-24 01:23:02 PM
theleafsnation.com

/nothing more clever to add
 
2013-04-24 01:23:13 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-24 01:24:18 PM

BetterMetalSnake: [theleafsnation.com image 512x384]

/nothing more clever to add


11 seconds you Sonuvabiatch!
 
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