Harry Freakstorm: Why aren't we harvesting seniors for the useful minerals they contain?
Cotton Rinkenbolts: Glad I didn't read the original article being referenced. Seems like it would make a person feel stabby."Not a wheelchair or walker was in sight at these so-called social adult day care centers," writes BernsteinAh, yes. I forgot. A person must be visibly disabled so we can be sure they are truly deserving of this service. Just as the poors must be visibly destitute with torn clothing and soot on their faces before we can be sure they are truly poor and thus deserving of any assistance. Remember, they're not really handicapped unless they look like Timmy from South Park, and they're not really low income unless they look like they wandered out of a Charles Dickens novel.
teardrop: Oh for farks sake, just how much of a penny pinching tightwad do you have be to deny bingo to pensioners!
rumpelstiltskin: They'll beat you with a shovel.
rumpelstiltskin: teardrop: Oh for farks sake, just how much of a penny pinching tightwad do you have be to deny bingo to pensioners!See, you're thinking of British old people, who sit in their gardens all cute and wrinkly like Shar Peis, only with more hair in their ears. American old people aren't like that at all. They'll beat you with a shovel.
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