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(Patch)   Woman arrested for dry humping two young girls tells police she "is a gay man trapped in a woman's body" ... and then it gets weird   (buford.patch.com) divider line 41
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2013-04-24 05:56:49 AM
Quick, get a scalpel, we need to get that man out of there!
 
2013-04-24 06:01:03 AM
The "very articulate and intelligent" 10 year-old is the one we gotta watch.

/drunk lesbian's in deep yogurt
//funny dude thought she wanted him!
 
2013-04-24 06:13:16 AM
The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, "all slept in the same bed."

Wait, wait, wait. The adult brother sleeps in the same bed as his 10 and 12 year old sisters?

Do they live in a shoe?
 
2013-04-24 09:13:07 AM
miss diminutive:  The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, "all slept in the same bed."

Wait, wait, wait. The adult brother sleeps in the same bed as his 10 and 12 year old sisters?

Do they live in a shoe?

Sounds like the kids are being victimized both sides here.  Sad.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-24 09:26:41 AM
Later, during a conversation with the investigating officer, the brother "expressed that he thought it was possible Head thought she was interacting with him."

A guy in Massachusetts explained he thought the female who climbed into his bed was the mother, not the daughter. The state supreme court said it doesn't matter what he thought, guilty knowledge is not an element of the crime of statutory rape.
 
2013-04-24 09:30:20 AM

staplermofo: Quick, get a scalpel, we need to get that man out of there!


*snert*
 
2013-04-24 09:42:49 AM
I've seen this movie
 
2013-04-24 09:51:58 AM
something something Jessica Head something.
 
2013-04-24 09:59:38 AM
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, so I understand how she feels.
 
2013-04-24 10:02:33 AM
Who are you to judge, subby! Leave this poor, obviously mentally healthy, woman and her personal choices alone!
 
2013-04-24 10:02:34 AM
Is this gonna be one of those "a person with a penis can actually be a woman" threads?

/guess it will now
 
2013-04-24 10:02:54 AM
As a skinny guy trapped in a fat man's body, I feel his/her pain.
 
2013-04-24 10:02:56 AM
I don't think she quite understands what gay men are into.
 
2013-04-24 10:04:22 AM
Okay, there's a gay man trapped in the body of this woman......so why would she dry hump two girls?  Gay men aren't interested in women.  However that's like the 5th most confusing aspect of this whole story, so there you go.
 
2013-04-24 10:09:04 AM

Coco LaFemme: Okay, there's a gay man trapped in the body of this woman......so why would she dry hump two girls?  Gay men aren't interested in women.  However that's like the 5th most confusing aspect of this whole story, so there you go.


Well, it was dry-humping.  If she was a straight man trapped in a woman's body, it might have been wet humping.

/ugh, squicked myself with that one
//window seat, please
 
2013-04-24 10:10:22 AM

FTFA:


"Head never gave a coherent statement during my encounter with her," the officer noted.

What's his/her Fark handle?


LDM90: Is this gonna be one of those "a person with a penis can actually be a woman" threads?
/guess it will now


Uh, no: this article is about a person without a penis who says s/he's a man. BTW, women who think they're gay men are often into anal, which should please Fark's perverted party.

/ Do I have that pegged right?
 
2013-04-24 10:11:13 AM
"Pics or it didn't happen."
 
2013-04-24 10:13:19 AM
I knew a male-to-female transsexual who was a lesbian.  So, before her surgery, she was a lesbian trapped in a man's body.  Believe it or not, gender identity and sexual orientation can exist in any combination.

That said, this woman is a farking nutbar and a child molester to boot.   Throw her ass under the jail.
 
2013-04-24 10:13:40 AM
The One True TheDavid: / Do I have that pegged right?

web.mit.edu
 
2013-04-24 10:15:58 AM
Not sure if giggity

*reads article*

Nope
 
2013-04-24 10:17:17 AM

Stoj: As a skinny guy trapped in a fat man's body, I feel his/her pain.


Same here.  I should never have eaten that poor guy.
 
2013-04-24 10:27:20 AM

miss diminutive: The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, "all slept in the same bed."

Wait, wait, wait. The adult brother sleeps in the same bed as his 10 and 12 year old sisters?

Do they live in a shoe?


Yeah what the hell.  It's not as creepy as lesbo child rape, but it's up there.
 
2013-04-24 10:29:13 AM
im a squillionaire trapped inside an averagely earning woman's body. if I could just... reach... the ATM !!
 
2013-04-24 10:29:29 AM
she was able to free herself after attempts to wake her brother and sister were futile.

Head then reportedly moved on top of the girl's 12-year-old sister and "began the same motion consistent with sexual intercourse."

"He said when he awoke ... and he instructed Head to get off his sister,"


Is there something in the water? It's like everyone is zombiefarking/zombietalking each other.
 
2013-04-24 10:30:54 AM

browneye: miss diminutive:  The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, "all slept in the same bed."

Wait, wait, wait. The adult brother sleeps in the same bed as his 10 and 12 year old sisters?

Do they live in a shoe?
Sounds like the kids are being victimized both sides here.  Sad.


Now just how did you manage to glean that from TFA?
 
2013-04-24 10:35:55 AM
Doug Danniger is on this like white on rice!
 
2013-04-24 10:50:32 AM

ZAZ: Later, during a conversation with the investigating officer, the brother "expressed that he thought it was possible Head thought she was interacting with him."


So, the older brother "expressed" that he is hung like a 10 year old girl............
 
2013-04-24 11:03:32 AM
I'm an eighteen year old trapped in the body of an old man.
 
2013-04-24 11:07:21 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-24 11:13:27 AM
I know someone who was born female, got a sex change with a dick and everything, and is now engayged to a dude! I never understood. But then again, I'm an ignorant asshole, so.
 
2013-04-24 11:34:22 AM
I'm a woman stuck in a man's body, and I'm also a lesbian.  Works out well all around...
 
2013-04-24 11:46:03 AM
Was she trying to give them head (dome)?
 
2013-04-24 11:47:37 AM
cdn.randomfunnypicture.com
 
2013-04-24 11:50:09 AM

miss diminutive: The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, "all slept in the same bed."

Wait, wait, wait. The adult brother sleeps in the same bed as his 10 and 12 year old sisters?

Do they live in a shoe?


Tonight on a very special episode of "The Waltons"...

/'nite John-boy
 
2013-04-24 11:51:58 AM
I was once stuck in a woman's body till the swelling went down.
as a side note womans, woman's, wom'mans's, woman's's for the grammar nazi patrol.
 
2013-04-24 01:16:37 PM
Head reportedly said "I'm a dike"

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-24 01:59:28 PM
"I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body." So does that mean she is more into oral sex than intercourse? Saying "I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body." means you like to provide oral sex.
 
2013-04-24 02:05:25 PM
Uh..... Yeah.


I wonder what kind of drug matrix we are talking about?
 
2013-04-24 03:27:52 PM

miss diminutive: The brother said he went to bed and left Head sleeping on the sofa. The siblings, the report explained, "all slept in the same bed."

Wait, wait, wait. The adult brother sleeps in the same bed as his 10 and 12 year old sisters?

Do they live in a shoe?

No, they are Japanese immigrants.
 
2013-04-24 07:54:08 PM
I'm a 47-year-old woman trapped in the body of a 47-year-old woman who looks just like me. AND she has my ATM machine PIN number.
 
2013-04-24 08:15:41 PM
So she's Buck Angel? he's never molested anyone though* she might be a pedo trapped in a pedo's body.


*Buck Angel can "molest" me anytime he wants though, dude is farkin hot.
 
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