Tr0mBoNe: What if you never had a carrer and are just a lazy coont?
Pick: So divorced with kids isn't really divorced. If it were, all ties, financial, and otherwise, would be terminated. Not really fair.
balki1867: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Dad probably poisoned the well ahead of time. Apparently if you go and meet with every major divorce lawyer in town, some conflict of interest magic happens and they are forbidden from taking your spouse's case - even if you don't hire them. So if you're an asshole, that's always an option.Some random ambulance chasing lawyer explained this to me once as we were waiting in line at a takeout place (didn't know the guy, he just struck up conversation). You talk to every nasty lawyer out there and then go hire the one you wanted in the first place. Now she can't hire any of those people because they've already worked your case and it would violate your attorney-client privilege. I'm not legally inclined so I have no idea if its true.
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