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(14 News Evansville)   Elderly man confronts a thief in his garage, whacks him in the head with a shovel, then mocks him on Craigslist. No word on whether or not it was a Gran Torino parked in the garage   (14news.com) divider line 29
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2013-04-24 09:16:26 AM  
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2013-04-24 09:28:39 AM  
Clint mocked the hmong kid on craigslist?
 
2013-04-24 09:30:17 AM  
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Also approves
 
2013-04-24 09:35:07 AM  
After whacking him the shovel, the old man stuck an air pump hose in the intruder's mouth and blew him up till he exploded.
 
2013-04-24 09:35:55 AM  
Was it this guy?

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2013-04-24 09:38:12 AM  
I bet the severe beating the old man thinks he gave was more like a vicious tickling in reality. If he even connected with the shovel at all.

/next time pull out the Garand, don't bring an shovel to a gun fight
// when it's time to shoot, shoot, don't talk

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2013-04-24 09:42:05 AM  

Ohlookabutterfly: I bet the severe beating the old man thinks he gave was more like a vicious tickling in reality. If he even connected with the shovel at all.

/next time pull out the Garand, don't bring an shovel to a gun fight
// when it's time to shoot, shoot, don't talk


There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in the door and those that come in the window.
 
2013-04-24 09:48:43 AM  
All the hero tags used up in boston?
 
2013-04-24 09:51:32 AM  
meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-04-24 09:57:12 AM  
"With me having young children running around, it's definitely something to be afraid of, my husband owns his own business and it's just definitely you know makes you want to lock everything up and not be comfortable and be aware of everything going around you," Sarah said.

a) Learn to speak, retard.

b) Don't print unnecessary quotes from people who sound like they are suffering a major head wound.
 
2013-04-24 10:02:31 AM  

here to help: "With me having young children running around, it's definitely something to be afraid of, my husband owns his own business and it's just definitely you know makes you want to lock everything up and not be comfortable and be aware of everything going around you," Sarah said.

a) Learn to speak, retard.

b) Don't print unnecessary quotes from people who sound like they are suffering a major head wound.


Maybe this person is a thief..?
 
2013-04-24 10:05:29 AM  

here to help: "With me having young children running around, it's definitely something to be afraid of, my husband owns his own business and it's just definitely you know makes you want to lock everything up and not be comfortable and be aware of everything going around you," Sarah said.

a) Learn to speak, retard.

b) Don't print unnecessary quotes from people who sound like they are suffering a major head wound.


This is my local news station. My husband and I have a running bet of a nickle a head: How many people can the news interview who have all of their own teeth or aren't illiterate sounding. It's harder than you'd think to find people to interview fitting these qualifications. :P
 
2013-04-24 10:05:50 AM  

Brew78: Maybe this person is a thief..?


I considered that. Where exactly WERE you the night of the robbery, "Sarah"... if that is indeed your real name?
 
2013-04-24 10:12:27 AM  

Poowaddins: This is my local news station. My husband and I have a running bet of a nickle a head: How many people can the news interview who have all of their own teeth or aren't illiterate sounding. It's harder than you'd think to find people to interview fitting these qualifications. :P


I rarely watch cable news but the night of the last presidential election I dialed into CSPAN. OMG... listening to the callers was... well I don't know what to make of it. 90% of them could not string together even the most basic thoughts/sentences.

Then there was the one woman who was DEMANDING the host apologize for reporting that Obama had won... because he was obviously lying to further the evil librul agenda.

*shakes head*
 
2013-04-24 10:13:02 AM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWVXN3fu10w
 
2013-04-24 10:33:12 AM  
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2013-04-24 10:46:46 AM  

here to help: Poowaddins: This is my local news station. My husband and I have a running bet of a nickle a head: How many people can the news interview who have all of their own teeth or aren't illiterate sounding. It's harder than you'd think to find people to interview fitting these qualifications. :P

I rarely watch cable news but the night of the last presidential election I dialed into CSPAN. OMG... listening to the callers was... well I don't know what to make of it. 90% of them could not string together even the most basic thoughts/sentences.

Then there was the one woman who was DEMANDING the host apologize for reporting that Obama had won... because he was obviously lying to further the evil librul agenda.

*shakes head*


well, i have a doctorate degree and i don't have all my teeth.  however, in my defense, i have a crown in place of a missing tooth that is imperceptibly different from my real teeth.

/ until i chipped it recently, and I'm too poor to get it fixed.  even still, not very noticeable.
 
2013-04-24 10:48:21 AM  

here to help: Poowaddins: This is my local news station. My husband and I have a running bet of a nickle a head: How many people can the news interview who have all of their own teeth or aren't illiterate sounding. It's harder than you'd think to find people to interview fitting these qualifications. :P

I rarely watch cable news but the night of the last presidential election I dialed into CSPAN. OMG... listening to the callers was... well I don't know what to make of it. 90% of them could not string together even the most basic thoughts/sentences.

Then there was the one woman who was DEMANDING the host apologize for reporting that Obama had won... because he was obviously lying to further the evil librul agenda.

*shakes head*


I watched a bit of that, too. It was... impressive? Not sure that's the right word, but...
 
2013-04-24 10:55:09 AM  
That was a nice farkin car...
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2013-04-24 10:59:55 AM  
FTA: I posted this in the free postings, since this guy thinks everything in our community and my garage is free? If you have a friend that is all black and blue, bruised up with a lousy excuse. He may be a thief!"


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2013-04-24 11:21:26 AM  
So much win.  I automatically like that cranky old coot.
 
2013-04-24 11:22:29 AM  

here to help: "With me having young children running around, it's definitely something to be afraid of, my husband owns his own business and it's just definitely you know makes you want to lock everything up and not be comfortable and be aware of everything going around you," Sarah said.

a) Learn to speak, retard.

b) Don't print unnecessary quotes from people who sound like they are suffering a major head wound.


Well aint you all fancy with your grammering and whatnot. I understood what she was saying completely.
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2013-04-24 11:46:17 AM  
BLACK with blue, I think is what the man meant.
Yeah I said it.

Palin is afraid of teachers.
 
2013-04-24 12:26:49 PM  
This just in, "old" people didn't get old being whimpering pussies.
 
2013-04-24 12:43:39 PM  
And this is a perfect example of why there is no reason you need an assault rifle for "home defense".
 
2013-04-24 12:45:31 PM  

Chinchillazilla: I watched a bit of that, too. It was... impressive? Not sure that's the right word, but...


The thing I noticed about those callers was that...

-The republicans could not speak at all and were very hateful. They stammered, mumbled, drawled and made absolutely no sense.

-The democrats could speak and seemed like nice people but were dumber than a box of hair.

-The libertarians were extremely intelligent and well spoken but crazy as all f*ck.

Damn, America... you scary.
 
2013-04-24 12:53:06 PM  

colithian: And this is a perfect example of why there is no reason you need an assault rifle for "home defense".


I support gun control but in this instance I have to disagree with you. Someone breaching your home is one of the best reasons to own a gun. That said it doesn't have to be a a freaking uzi or a bazooka. A shotgun or revolver will work just fine.

The idea that gun control advocates want to ban all weapons is a complete lie. In fact most of them would be very much opposed to an outright ban. But if you don't completely agree with the NRA then you are labeled as a gun grabber. Very frustrating.

Now watch... one of the shills will pop their head in to blow a gasket at me.
 
2013-04-24 04:11:39 PM  
Thanks Primitive Screwhead.
I guessed the Mystery Men reference in 5, despite wanting it to be first.
I forgot the Blazing Saddles one.
 
2013-04-24 05:41:09 PM  

jayessell: Thanks Primitive Screwhead.
I guessed the Mystery Men reference in 5, despite wanting it to be first.
I forgot the Blazing Saddles one.


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