Ohlookabutterfly: I bet the severe beating the old man thinks he gave was more like a vicious tickling in reality. If he even connected with the shovel at all./next time pull out the Garand, don't bring an shovel to a gun fight// when it's time to shoot, shoot, don't talk
here to help: "With me having young children running around, it's definitely something to be afraid of, my husband owns his own business and it's just definitely you know makes you want to lock everything up and not be comfortable and be aware of everything going around you," Sarah said.a) Learn to speak, retard.b) Don't print unnecessary quotes from people who sound like they are suffering a major head wound.
Brew78: Maybe this person is a thief..?
Poowaddins: This is my local news station. My husband and I have a running bet of a nickle a head: How many people can the news interview who have all of their own teeth or aren't illiterate sounding. It's harder than you'd think to find people to interview fitting these qualifications. :P
here to help: Poowaddins: This is my local news station. My husband and I have a running bet of a nickle a head: How many people can the news interview who have all of their own teeth or aren't illiterate sounding. It's harder than you'd think to find people to interview fitting these qualifications. :PI rarely watch cable news but the night of the last presidential election I dialed into CSPAN. OMG... listening to the callers was... well I don't know what to make of it. 90% of them could not string together even the most basic thoughts/sentences.Then there was the one woman who was DEMANDING the host apologize for reporting that Obama had won... because he was obviously lying to further the evil librul agenda.*shakes head*
Chinchillazilla: I watched a bit of that, too. It was... impressive? Not sure that's the right word, but...
colithian: And this is a perfect example of why there is no reason you need an assault rifle for "home defense".
jayessell: Thanks Primitive Screwhead.I guessed the Mystery Men reference in 5, despite wanting it to be first.I forgot the Blazing Saddles one.
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