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(KHOU Houston)   Tanning salon employees tell a woman she is too fat to use their tanning bed until she goes off and blubbers about it to the media   (khou.com) divider line 15
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2013-04-24 08:56:32 AM
7 votes:
From TFA, "Another salon is letting her now tan for free."


It's not a tanning salon, it's Boston Market, and it's not a tanning bed, it's their industrial sized rotisserie.
2013-04-24 08:52:45 AM
5 votes:
I bet it smells like the kitchen at Popeyes while she's tanning.
2013-04-24 09:02:17 AM
3 votes:
Being known to the world as being too fat to tan is worth $70 to this woman.
2013-04-24 10:09:43 AM
2 votes:
The other salon also sells a great book "To Serve Man"
2013-04-24 09:53:34 AM
2 votes:
When she closes the tanning bed lid, I bet it looks like a waffle iron with the batter all oozing out the side of it.
2013-04-24 09:35:56 AM
2 votes:
www.troll.me
2013-04-24 09:26:17 AM
2 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: For any morbidly obese tanners out there, I have a question. Do you lift alternate flaps of skin in order to get full tan coverage? It seems to me that if you're so fat that you would break the machine, a normal tan wouldn't touch the deep chasms caused by your flub.


www.vegatransports.com.au'

Now with laser coverage, for those deep cheeze filled folds.
2013-04-24 09:00:28 AM
2 votes:

berylman: This is like the 5th time this story has made it to Fark.


Let's face it, this story is catering to FARK's core demographic:
Overweight people, who desperately need a tan, whining.
2013-04-24 10:36:51 AM
1 votes:
We're going to need a bigger bed.
2013-04-24 10:12:45 AM
1 votes:
Never deep fry a whole turkey inside, it's not safe.
2013-04-24 09:55:10 AM
1 votes:
Couldn't they have put a giant pan under the tanning bed and sold the resultant barrels of gravy to an Applebees?
2013-04-24 09:31:14 AM
1 votes:
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2013-04-24 09:23:07 AM
1 votes:
They just keep wobbling into the news don't they
2013-04-24 09:19:32 AM
1 votes:
For any morbidly obese tanners out there, I have a question. Do you lift alternate flaps of skin in order to get full tan coverage? It seems to me that if you're so fat that you would break the machine, a normal tan wouldn't touch the deep chasms caused by your flub.
2013-04-24 08:59:15 AM
1 votes:
Were they afraid she'd mistake it for a George Foreman grill?
 
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